[23:59:14] <wizard_> fuck that was a fucked up D&D session

[23:59:28] <wizard_> we all nearly died trying to open a box again

[00:07:54] <Deej> haha

[00:08:23] <Deej> ahhh ill take the box the box! she wants the box, ok! whats in the box?!

[00:08:24] <wizard_> honest to god, I wish they'd fucking use like lockpicks or something then trying to use brute force

[00:08:25] <Deej> NOTHING

[00:08:29] <Deej> absolutely nothing!

[00:08:34] <Deej> STUPID!

[00:09:00] <wizard_> a few gold peices, a picture of a picture of a picture of a picture of a painting of a picture and bottle caps

[00:09:57] <wizard_> the first box contained all their gear since they had to escape a prison

[00:10:18] <wizard_> they all try to karate chop it, some of them got splinter in their eyes

[00:10:32] <wizard_> another stomped it and got his foot stuck IN the treasure chest

[00:10:42] <wizard_> and he was bleeding

[00:10:49] <wizard_> from stomping his foot in it

[00:10:52] <wizard_> and lost 5 HP

[00:11:58] <wizard_> by the time they were out of the dungeon, they had suffered more damage trying to open the chest then fighting rats