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  1. »» http://www.dsemu.org [Homepage] »» http://dsemu.1emulation.com [Forums]
  2. »» http://dualis.1emulation.com »» Dualis Forum
  3. Fixed. I'd just catch fists, move in close as not to get kicked as easily, and hope I didn't get bitten or head-butted. Or, pretend that the media is chasing me, and RUN! LMAO, you'll take any chance you can get, eh? Jiggs: I'm a repoman baby. Lady: Oh really? Jiggs: Yeah, I know how to steal cars. Lady: That's hardcore. Jiggs: I know.
  4. Scenario 1: GC: Hey baby, why did you slap me in the face? Wife: Because I... I... GC: Love you? Wife: No, it's just that... GC: I'm good looking? Wife: Uh uh... GC: *gives her a big smoochy* Wife: Nevermind - 5 Minutes Later - Wife: Turn on the air conditioner, it's getting hot in here. Scenario 2: GC: Woah baby.. hold on.. Wife: You son of a... GC: God? Wife: You freaking piece of.. GC: Love? GC: Baby, I know I'm fine. You don't need to tell me. Wife: I, I... GC: know you need me baby. Can't you see I'm a little busy? Wife: Yes GC: Just wait your turn.
  5. *ahem*.. If your on this site, your bored anyways. Why are you such a hypocrite?
  6. Sorry Magnis, I'm buying the PSP. After noticing all it's capabilities, it's warped a nice little area in my brain so I buy it. PS: The Treamcast does look very nice though. Who makes this stuff?
  7. Why would you want to kill people in the first place?
  8. As I said on IRC, forget about buying an IPOD. Time for a PSP.
  9. I cropped it before you. It's on the main page now: http://www.1emulation.com/
  10. Apparently there is a web browser in the game, Wipeout Pure. You can see the picture above of 1Emulation. Big thanks to Thraxen for the picture! All you need is a 802.11b Wireless Network. You don't even have to set up your own webserver, make changes to firewalls, DHCP forwarding or any of that complicated stuff. »» Find out how to do it!
  11. You should try downloading something and tell us what happens.
  12. Awesome, can you take a picture zoomed out so we can see the entire PSP and pic? The best place to go is in a bathroom where there is a lot of light and the light is white. EDIT: I'm going to post this on the main page.
  13. It would be pay-per-view anyways, right Solidius?
  14. Here's what he should do... Pslug: "Oh hi mom, you are looking ravishing today." Mom: "Ooooohhh, thank you son. What is that your wearing?" Pslug: "It's for the girls mom, GameCop told me to get a girlfriend." Mom: "Yeah, I know that GameCop. Sounds familiar." Pslug: "So mom, I love the bike..but it hurts my tushy." Mom: "Want me to kiss it for you?" Pslug: "No, it's ok. I was wondering though.." Mom: "It's ok, GameCop was a very good looking person. Nothing happened." Pslug: "I'm talking about something else mom.." Mom: "That GameCop can just last for hours and hours." Pslug: "I mean the Bike, the Bike." Mom: "The bike ride with GameCop was fabulous" Pslug: "Nevermind, forget I said anything." And so the journey moves on with PlasticSlug and his lifestyle. His tush will forever hurt in the mist of darkness falling.
  15. They'd probabaly have a special channel for that.
  16. Women send so many signals that even the aliens lost their route coming to earth.
  17. After watching "The Truman Show" over 50 time on TBS, I thought of this as a good thread. It's kind of the like the matrix with the blue and red pill, however, a little different. So would you stay the in the Tv Show the rest of your life or go the real world? I would most definately stay in the Tv Show. Why? Because you can basically do whatever you want. Once you know your in a television show, you automatically will act differently to your surroundings. In a way, I'd see life living in a TV Show as being more free than the real world.
  18. I hope you meant to say *aren't porn stars*, Drake A variation of LordKanti's take on the father son talk: Father: Son, have we had our talk about sex yet? Son: No, dad. Father: Good, just watch this movie instead, it covers all the basics. That should help him practice abstinence.
  19. I've always wondered if most people in the world just think they are good looking and the 1/4 percent think they are ugly? For me, I'd say I'm a pretty good looking individual. I'm working on my abs and making sure I'll have a beautiful 6-Pack for the ladies. Who wants a flappy rag pack? You need to be in good shape at all times. That may be Hapu's problem, but the point is that if I ever go outside, I have to test myself. Is GameCop the hottest guy alive or what? Once I say that, my self-esteem is ready to find some hot mamacitas.
  20. I'm still waiting for someone to hack the PSP and make it a Pocket PC.
  21. It's in the first line of the first post.
  22. Maybe you should create a new topic with the problem your having. ... ...... As for Dualis, seriously great work Mic. I'm sure you can surpass HyperDS as well. Life is like a journey, you'll get there.
  23. Just tell her the truth? It's your mother, she'll understand.
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