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  1. This is beyond fucked up. I'm sick and tired of everything going download only. First it was the app store for Macs, then PSP, then PSVita... the hell with it. I want physical media and I don't want to have to rely on a modem to get the games I want to play. It's just screwing our ownership of everything. Soon you will see that just because you downloaded it and "purchased it", you still don't own it. Plus, I don't know about you guys... but I get quite excited opening brand new games
  2. For my Canadian friends out there... AOR rules
  3. Nice cheapshot! Trying to educate my young community here at 1Emulation, and I get kicked in the balls! There is no need for me to defend my dick size for writing a piece like this. After all, if my dick was huge, it wouldn't make much a difference if you knew what you were doing.
  4. read my article about how size doesn't matter.... yes, you know what im talking about

    1. Jitway

      Jitway

      hMMM! Not gonna do...can't make me.

  5. Porno has ruined the world into thinking your penis size matters. You see these gigantic dicks penetrating the vaginas of women who are moaning and groaning about how size matters. You purposely watch or search videos with ethnic men who have big dicks making a woman go crazy. You have advertisements everywhere -- on the porno sites and flooding your spam boxes! Does she really get more pleasure out of the big dick? The answer is a definitive: NO! I have studied upon studied the female anatomy and what the pornographers and mass media are trying to tell you is hogwash. Hell, there is a reason why lesbians can do it.... and not with a dildo. First, and foremost, let's enter anatomy class... women have something called a clitoris. The clitoris is scientifically the only area of physical stimulation that a woman can achieve orgasm. If you rub it, you get the genie... no lol... you get the high pitch noises of excitement! And to get a woman into the state of orgasm, you got to first get her relaxed. And what I mean by relaxed is to remove all her doubts about you, all her worries, etc... so put on some soothing music in the background or toast with champagne because that's the only way she'll ever truly (not fake) climax. So, enough is enough is what I say. Yes, your dick just may be bigger than others, as you press on the surrounding clitoris as you penetrate. But if it's not, use your hand at the same time. And the fact is, many women actually prefer a smaller dick, than a larger dick. And would prefer a thicker dick over a pencil thin dick. Either way, if you are really worried about your dick size.. just get your body into shape.. and compensate for it if you believe it to be a problem once her eyes set upon your family jewels. But believe it or not.. an average vagina length is only 4 inches. So if you got at least a 4 inch dick, you have filled it all the way. And if you ask...how does a man with a 8 inch dick fit in? The vagina can stretch too. Some cool sources to read: http://www.netdoctor...s/penissize.htm http://www.psycholog...bout-penis-size So 1emulation holics...worry about something else, I say! Welcome to 1e/swag bitches!!!!
  6. Inspired by Reddit, we now have a 1Emulation shortURL redirect system! Just to make subforums of 1Emulation easier to locate, and to link to your friends, we have created an easy to remember redirect structure! Everything starts with just a forward slash / EXAMPLE: To browse to the XBOX forum (simply type 1emulation.com and then /xbox in your address bar): http://www.1emulation.com/xbox .... Easy, isn't? We have a map of all the shortURLs listed (posted below too) under the navigation box on the portal page and now on the main board index! Enjoy PLEASE NOTE: The redirect structure does not currently work with links to threads, posts, etc. This is ONLY for link backs to the forum categories and/or subforums listed below.
  7. just did a bunch of new changes to 1emu... enjoy! and hope you notice them :)

  8. Fixed the glitchy forum category box bug for the 1Emu v5 skin... if any of you know what I'm talking about ... Still looking for an efficient way to fix the scrolling speeds.
  9. A goal not written/typed is just a wish...

  10. No worries... thank you for sticking around Stf! I hope to make 2012 a special year for 1emulation and hopefully recreate much needed new growth into the site.
  11. I believe the reason for this is that your profile page counts your posts from the Spam forum, but on the board index it does not.
  12. Nobody said you had to criticize the site. Seeing as you probably were/are an active member -- what do you think led to its downfall in activity?
  13. Can't access XTEmu.com -- site says "Account Suspended"... and GeneralEmu.net seems to be officially shutting down May 1st 2012. From GeneralEmu: Shame these 2 sites are gone or near gone. If anything, this motivates me more to revive this site to its fullest! I am a firm believer that emulation is more prominent than ever with hacked ps3's, xbox's, etc. And let's not forget Dolphin and PCSX2 development. Fuck the haters and negative minds is all I got to say.
  14. After various tests with different backgrounds... seems like the slowdown isn't coming from the backgrounds, but the CSS used in the template... my guess is that it's the transparency.
  15. stf - would you be interested in being an official uploader for the XBOX Downloads Section, once we get it online?
  16. Was shocked when I checked their forums today to see less than 10 members online! It is still an awesome archive for XBOX and XBOX 360 hacking enthusiasts... but what the hell happened to the site? I know activity has died quite a bit here on 1Emulation in the last few years, but we never were nearly as big as XBOX-Scene (with total posts over 4 million). So what happened to the almighty X-S and it's now lack of activity? Can someone fill me in?
  17. That's really odd... Speaking from just a PC user here, as I never upgraded my XBOX drive... did you run memtest diagnostics on it? How did you transfer the files over to the drive.. via FTP or when it was connected to the desktop? Is it supposed to be formatted in NTFS, FAT32, or FAT? Hopefully my questions for you will help you solve this problem you are having. I am sorry I can not be of more assistance.
  18. Hey guys... So the development of this XBOX forum to be the best resource online has only begun! To further the development costs, we have put an advertisement on the entire 1Emulation site. 15% of each product you purchase (arcade controllers and cabinets that work with the XBOX) from XGAMING.com (use this link) will go to pay for hosting costs. Furthermore, we are currently working on adding a downloads section to the entire 1Emulation, which would include a downloads section for this very XBOX forum! My question to you guys is what we can include in this downloads section? What categories are needed? PLEASE NOTE: We need to keep it legal, as we are NOT allowed to link or host any material that contains the XBOX SDK. Please post your thoughts and suggestions here.
  19. The background for the 1Emu Default skin is going to be changed soon, as I am certain that's slowing the site down just a tad more than it already is.
  20. You have no idea... it gave me a great big legit headache and rendered me knocked out for several hours once the process was complete ... but fuck it, we got to pump more life into this place!
  21. Alpha

    What is CoinOPS?

    Sounds like a good idea. Let's do it that way.
  22. Ultra Member is still there.. for the inactive users and for the users who manage/d to get over a 1,000 posts in less than 4 years
  23. 70% complete with the XBOX revampin' process ...

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