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Reaperman probably feels like the "King of Kings" now that he has received all this attention from his forced absence. He probably had no idea how popular he became on our forums, yet he blew it all away from letting his hormones take over his conscious mind. Yada yada yada.... Topic Closed.

I need a laptop soon and I'm mostly going to use it just for the Internet and word processing. I want the laptop to be light weight and I'm not looking for a Dell XPS 20 pound laptop that's basically a portable power hungry desktop. What I need is something efficient, stable, and secure. I've been looking at the Asus Eee and it seems to be exactly what I'm looking for. It has a 4GB hard drive, runs on Intel Celeron 900mhz processor, 512mb of ram, Linux, built-in wifi, and is less than 2 pounds or so. You can also install Windows XP on it and add special SD cards that can hold over 10GB extra HD space (don't forget flash drives). The max resolution you can run on is 800x600 and the screen is 7 inches. However, the price is what throws me off. For all the goodies, it's $400.00 USD. It comes with a built-in webcam, power charger, yada yada. What bothers me is that I feel like I may be purchasing another GP2x (aka, a pile of garbage). It's small and lightweight, but is it durable? Some say the keyboard is quite flimsy, so I'm not sure what to expect if I buy it. I need this laptop to last me at least a decade (no joke). The ram may be inefficient for XP, so I may need to pay about $50+ to upgrade it to 1GB of ram. This is a picture of the screen with Open Office (at 640x480 resolution): The reviews for the Eee have also been positive. CNET gave it a 7.4 and most laptop review sites gave it a 4/5 stars. Asus Eee Gallery: http://laptopmag.com/News/Notebooks/Exclus...-701.htm?page=2 Video: (It's $400.00, not $200.00)

The trailer for the game has been released which shows in-game footage of Yoda and Darth Vader!

Maybe I don't watch enough Asian shows, but I don't get it.

I'm surprised more people haven't seen these videos below. The gameplay looks absolutely fantastic. I can't wait! Thanks to Club-Syndicate

Ah, okay. Fair enough.

The point is not if the member was female or not. Even if the member was a male, we would have banned Reaper_man for the same reasons. What he did was continuous insulting, which was through both the forums and on IRC. This is simply unacceptable on any website for that matter.

Reaper_man's Profile: http://www.1emulation.com/forums/index.php?showuser=16397 If anyone knows me, I personally hate banning people. I don't get any satisfaction in it and I'd rather not ban anyone at all. However, when things exceed a certain threshold, and when it is no longer in my power, I have no choice but to ban the user. Just recently in #1emu, MissMandyKitten decided to join our IRC channel. Reaperman was also in there and he began to insult her publicly in the channel and later privately both through IRC and on the 1Emulation forums. He wanted her to prove that she was a woman. Of course, he probably already knew she was a woman, and he wanted her to show a picture of her vagin[a]. He was not joking and was very serious about it. I wasn't on mIRC that day, but thankfully Robert permanently banned him from the channel. I have attached the log to this thread for you all to read from IRC. Once Robert banned Reaperman, Reaper began spamming Robert via IRC private messages. He also began spamming MissMandy's PM box on 1Emulation and kept sending her private messages via IRC. Here are the pictures of MissMandy's PM box on 1Emulation: 1) http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/3163/inboxspamcj1.jpg 2) http://img47.imageshack.us/img47/6373/messageboxspamqt4.jpg 3) http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4324/desunl1.jpg IRC #1emu Log: reaper_blah.txt The 1Emulation Staff has a very low tolerance for this type of stuff. Also, Fatal Rose and Explosive Misanthropy tell me that he has some personal issues. I think his problem is more that he is extremely sexual, hormonal, and is very attracted to MissMandyKitten. Since Reaper_man has had already 4 warnings on this account, we already gave him an extra straw because our rules are to ban at the 3rd warn. Say your goodbyes to a member I invited back in August because Reaper_man will no longer be a part of our forums. He has been permanently banned.

Okay, this thread is hitting the nasty side. Please stop Explosive and Salor.

The word is girth. It's a bit more important that length, but if you have both you have it made....well sorta. Yeah, I just was about to edit my post... I meant circumference because you can think of width in different ways.

Magnis and myself still need to vote. After we vote, Disoblige will tally all the votes and we'll announce the winners. I'll then randomly pick a voter from my hat and they'll win the $50.00 USD holiday cash. Thanks again to everyone who participated. All winners of each category will also receive a special recognition on the forums.

I think people should stop worrying about the length of the male organ and be more concerned with the width of it. If the width of your male organ is the same as a pencil, but it's 8 inches long, you're still not going to make an impact.

Middle one changed to link only. It's a bit too much IMO. And are you guys making these pics on your own?

Were you thinking more of an evil, devious dictator? If so, my avatar will change back to the original tomorrow. This is just for new year's pleasure.

Alright, I changed it. Is this better?

Happy New Year! It wouldn't be the same without reading all your posts on 1Emulation. Here we come 2008.

Last night I had a wank and it gave me a headache, Last time that happened wanking I was only a Teen. Maybe you looked at too much porno in the beginning?

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I just saw a video I taped over a decade ago and now I've realized how much my life sucks. Yippe ki yay motherflocka!

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Wow, 24'' monitor? You got to install a TV tuner in that PC of yours and watch some television on it as well. That's a great size. How much did you pay for it? It also seems like a widescreen monitor?

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