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LMAO!!!! I love the smirk on the cop's face.

My name is Curtis and my favorite characters are Jacky from Virtua Fighter and Vega from Street Fighter. And my favorite quote is "nothing worries me" Sounds like Fatal Rose.

Wizard: The next time you hear any of that stuff, whip out a tape recorder and start recording. It could be some old appliance in the house that you never thought would be transmitting the sound. Listen to what the person is saying, it can be from late night radio for all you know. And for the person hearing a man's voice or woman's voice -- it can depend on their mental preference rather what it really sounds like. They need to stand there and actually hear what the radio is saying. You might be surprised that it's some commercial for a grocery store. You never know.

Oh my goodness... I hate that! Why do they make 1 huge stall with a single toilet and all that empty space? Isn' t it embarrassing enough? Why make it a scary experience too?

A back flipping seven footer? Oh, I thought you were asking me about Shaq's height and weight.

7'3'' ... 325 pounds

So are you calling me a pig? Be careful what you say little fella.

Forgive my stupidty, but what would be "accented characters"? Any character that is currently not on your keyboard.

Shoutwire is just a poor copy of Digg.com

Well, with an adequate amount of room, I can do quite a few backflips. Handstand is no problem of course. Sometimes I do it for fun to show off to the ladies. You have to see the look on their faces! When I was young, my guardian put me in gymnastics, and then I escalated into martial arts, and then decades later, I'm here.

I'm still waiting for fumanchu's picture.

"Seriously..." Why is everyone using that word a million times these days? Is the world generally not SERIOUS enough for you?

Dammit! I hate to say it again, but SuperSoaka makes a great point.

If I were you, ask some neighbors if you can mow their lawn. Other than that, there isn't much you can do at your age. For now, have fun being a kid. Trust me, you'll regret not taking advantage of it when you get older. Once it's gone, it's gone.

This is why I like this forum. Sure it's for Emulation, But that is what brings everyone together, like mindedness, to a degree. Sure I'm most active in the lounge, but I gain so much info, on the emu pages, and lounge alike. From the News of Street Fighter 4, to the best retro P.C. games. I don't mind that this site has a more posts in the lounge, day to day. I kinda prefer it. It makes it more like a home, than an info board. I'm thinking of making it my homepage! Embarrasing but, not even I have this place set to my homepage!

Bleh, I could care less about HD-DVD. What's the point of seeing a few more extra trees in the background? I'm waiting for full virtual reality with extra sunglasses that are sold like wiimotes.

I've been saying it on IRC and I'll say it here, you sir (Belthasar), are awesome! I wish we had more members here who made videos of themselves. I'm pretty surprised you were able to stick 13 cheetos in your mouth. You'd probably have to dislocate your jaw to fit anymore. Although, it seemed like you had a lot of space left when you pulled your cheek farther back. As for SuperSoaka, 25, 35!?!?!?! Unless your mouth can expand like a snake, I don't think that is plausible.

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Okay, if you do that, the rule is you got to post it here!

LMAO!! Kids are awesome.

Deja Vu! I could swear we were talking about this same topic only a few weeks ago. EDIT: Yep, not an arcade in sight. And if you find one around here, only racing games / first person shooters. It's a damn shame!

We hope all you adults or children have a spectacular Halloween. Grab as much candy as you can from all the little babies running around. Also, make sure to wear an awesome costume and take a picture of yourself in our post a picture thread. Oh and, be careful for robbers. Look in that peep hole and be certain that the person behind your door is below 5 feet. Otherwise, the person will not only take all your candy, but all your video games too! If you're going to any Halloween parties, dress like Fonzi. The girls love it! Have a fun and safe time.

Alright, so I got this friend of mine who has some problems with getting ladies. I've been trying my best to help the poor lad out, but he keeps giving me these stories of how "This beautiful woman looked at me in the eyes and I looked back".... or "We had eye contact for 5 seconds GameCop ... damn, that was great". Then I ask him, well did you talk to her? He says "Nope". And then I ask him, why not? He says "I can't mine, I'm too shy". This is an EPIDEMIC! I always approach girls even if I get a milisecond of eye contact. Sure, some of them are like "you think you're cool enough to talk to me?" However, most of the time, they don't mind. I've actually had a few OTO's (one night only) from simply using that technique. In fact, I remember one time I was on the treadmill at the gym and this woman in front of me was using this machine that's for your chest. Basically, the woman pulls these 2 bars in front of her, and her chest goes out. Let's just say, her breasts would enlarge in size whenever she'd do that. We probably had about 20 seconds of straight eye contact when she continued with her laboodo. To constrain my inner hormones, I increased the speed of the treadmill ... going faster and faster .. while keeping eye contact. She had that sexual/innocent face look while staring at me. Damn, that turns me on! I then suddenly pressed the red button on the treadmill and stopped it. I wiped my head with a towel and walked towards her. I told her, "How you doing? I couldn't help but notice you[r boobies expanding]" She said something like, "Me too.. I'm doing great". Anyway, I eventually got her phone number and we were able to go from there. Now back to the question ... .... What do you do when you get "THE LOOK"?

So you pee in the shower?

Alright, I saw this thread on another forum I frequent, and realized I do the same exact thing. Do any of you brush your teeth in the shower? I got a nice anti-fog mirror that I installed in the shower with a radio! It's awesome. In the morning, when I go take a shower, I tune into AM radio to listen to the conservatives speak about politics, and I begin shaving with a disposable shaver. After I have shaved, I then begin brushing my teeth and tongue vigorously until it looks as clean as possible. I then wash the body, the hair, then apply deodorant, cologne, and finally hair gel. Once I look damn good for the ladies, I exit the bathroom, and proceed to my daily activities. So is it just me or do you also brush your teeth in the shower? Please don't tell me you also pee in the shower. Then I've had to ask if you poop in the shower, and if that is the case, I think you got a serious bowel problem.