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Wow, I can't believe it. I saw this video last year ! So what was wrong with the kid? Was he on drugs? What eventually happened to him? And why were you at the mall? Didn't the guy drive into the mall when it was closed? REAL MATURE! BLAME THE DRUGS! It's only logical. What other numb nut would try to drive down an escalator?

Here's what I believe.... All humans are programmed to have sex. Unless you mast******, there is no other way to rid yourself (temporarily) of this desire. It sounds like your "perversion" is just this desire taking effect. However, to maintain the desire, you can exercise, lift weights, play sports, etc. You're not perverted, but you simply have hormones like the rest of us. These hormones are probably telling you every 5 seconds, "Hey shoma, it's SEXY TIME!" And then you say to it, "SHUT THE HELL UP ALREADY!" However, after awhile, you'll realize that the power has overcome you, and you must get your butt of the chair and exercise, before you rape someone.

Wow, I can't believe it. I saw this video last year ! So what was wrong with the kid? Was he on drugs? What eventually happened to him? And why were you at the mall? Didn't the guy drive into the mall when it was closed?

Update for this week ... 250,000 - 230,196 posts (to Tuesday, October 30th, 2007) ------------------ 19,804 posts to go until 12/31/2007 (the end of the year)! Let's keep on working at achieving this goal.

The point of the break is not to always slow down, but to signal the driver behind you to slow down so they don't hit your bumper. There have been a few times when I realized the guy behind me was getting too close and looked like he was eventually going to hit my car. In fact, usually it's the people with cellphones in their hands while driving. So I'd tap the break a few times and they'd step a few feet. Other than that, I usually let go of the gas as well, and I can slow down pretty quickly without hitting the break. But again, if it's on the freeway, I got to be smart about it and it least tap the break once. Sometimes if there is a traffic accident, speeds can start declining rapidly, and if a person doesn't notice it, he/she will ram your car.

When did you mention this? WTF #2!! Please give us details.

Damn, I hate dealing with those kind of drivers. BTW, what is a "P-plater"?

WTF? Please elaborate with details.

The other day I was driving on the freeway and one of those BRINKS or armed trucks with money suddenly cut me off and came into my lane. Boy, was I pissed! First off, these kind of trucks shouldn't be going over 70MPH. And it sure as hell was going around 80MPH. So I changed lanes .... pushed the gas to 85MPH and sticked my ass (car) in front of his. Then the son of a biatch moved again in front of me and then through a few other lanes. I then noticed there was a sign on the back of the car that said "How's my driving, Call 1-800-Collect". I called the number and reported the idiot. However, it then occurred to me -- maybe this truck was stolen? After all, it probably had a large sum of cash inside. I regret retaliating and going in front of the guy. It wouldn't have been fun if the guy started shooting bullets at my vehicle. Oh well. Oh, and last year while I was driving on the road and about to make a right turn at the intersection .... I saw this beautiful blonde girl on my left side in one of those new style Volkswagon Beetles. My jaw nearly dropped as my eyes were en-fixed on her face.... then when I looked forward... I then said "OHHHHH SHIIIIITT"... pressed the brake, but it was too late ... I slammed right into the car in front of me. Luckily, the guy was nice and it didn't report the damages.

WHAT! oh my god, that's great! The only things I ever ate...or drank....for money was this: Mellow yellow Hot sauce salt sugar soy sauce ketchup banana creamer duck sauce and...to top it all off...a lizard....(I didn't drink the lizard, he just floated in the bottle) and I shook it all up... and took a sip for $6 Later, I threw the bottle of grosses, and the cap came off and some of the stuff got in my eye.....and quite frankly, it stung also, I drank a cup of water ketchup cheese salt fries chili pepper juice pepsi pepper and cheese burger grease... yeah...$2 Now don't get me wrong....I don't really do this stuff anymore, unless I am compelled to do so, and I was also 14 or 15 at the time of all this drinking weird stuff.... Salt? Now that could clog an artery ... also massive dehydration. You're definitely going to need a few tall glasses of water after ingesting that.

Damn, wouldn't all that oil clog an artery and give you a heart attack? I don't even want to know what kind of chemicals are in that thing. I only use olive oil on my foods.

No atheist has ever done it. P.S. Not to mention that the Ontological Argument only works with God, nothing else. Really? it's not a matter of disproving it, it's a matter of it being flawed logically, therefore making it pointless. None of those actually disprove it. If you look at the response to "Gaunilo's island" ... you'll understand that God is the only thing that which greater can not be conceived. Therefore, a perfect island idea doesn't work. Anyway, the other three are good objections, but I still don't agree that they disprove it, maybe just work around it. I guess you can look at it in different ways. They don't disprove it but the theory itself doesn't provide proof. The proof is the theory itself. Reality and existence are perfections ... and God is the greatest possible being, therefore God must exist. You don't get more than that partner.

No atheist has ever done it. P.S. Not to mention that the Ontological Argument only works with God, nothing else. Really? it's not a matter of disproving it, it's a matter of it being flawed logically, therefore making it pointless. None of those actually disprove it. If you look at the response to "Gaunilo's island" ... you'll understand that God is the only thing that which greater can not be conceived. Therefore, a perfect island idea doesn't work. Anyway, the other three are good objections, but I still don't agree that they disprove it, maybe just work around it. I guess you can look at it in different ways.

Can any of you disprove the ontological argument? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ontological_argument No atheist has ever done it. P.S. Not to mention that the Ontological Argument only works with God, nothing else.

Nevermind. We still love you KlopPLOP!

Is that your real hair or photoshopped? Damn, you're starting to look like Jimi Hendrix...

Every 5 minutes this boy use to knock on my door. Thankfully, now he doesn't.

Sorry about that, I'll fix it sometime today.

Ah, a good age! Indeed, take your time.

Nothing to be ashamed about. How old are you and why did you choose that path?

Hey... you look good in glasses. Damn, the more I look at your picture, the more it reminds me of Bill Gates. ... or maybe not.

Alright, here's how the game works. Just post an image that you think would best be suitable as an avatar for the poster above you. It can be in any manner (funny, serious, joking, etc.) you wish. I would usually make a thread like this on the SPAM forum, but I think we can have more fun in The Lounge. I'm afraid now who's going to reply first for an avatar for me.

I appreciate it. Also, congratulations, you're now a Premium Member! You should now see a SPAM forum (not the food lol).

Welcome to 1Emulation! I hope to see you and Belthasar here for a long time.

LMAO!!!! James is just joking with you.