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Lots of Cheez-It crackers ... and throwing in manzanilla olives in my mouth when I need some taste of sour.

What are you talking about? You got a classic smirk! Nice chest hair by the way....

I am going to give my kids the sex talk when they're real young, I'll tell them on their 10th birthday in a birthday card, and on the cover of this card is going to be the picture of birthcontrol pills and condoms.... Cause kids are crazy nowadays. A bit extreme, but definitely a good start.

Now that's a beautiful picture! You can take a snapshot of any animal or any other species. However, you can never take a picture of true laughter, other than from a human being. Plus, with the essence of love attached? What is better? Nothing. Good stuff. Good stuff.

Oh my, that is terrible. This is why I believe parents have to have sex talks with their children early, before they start experimenting for themselves. Nevertheless, what's done is unfortunately done.

Wow, he was 14 and you were 16? I guess kids do it themselves really young these days. So was the 14 year old able to lift you off your feet or did he fall flat on his face right when you sealed the deal? Otherwise, I'm going to feel like a loser starting at 22.

Hahaha! You're very photogenic... Good Job Belthasar! Don't let go over her buddy.

You look very happy man. That's all I can say.

Well, we're finally back on miskie's server. Things we're just not working well with MyIBSHosting. Their entire staff and support went AWOL so we had no choice to figure out something fast. Miskie came to our rescue, and after a few hours today, everything seems to be back in order. No more long Elvis URL! Got to love that too, right? Again, big thanks to Miskie, and Gryph too! Welcome back everyone.

*HINT* *HINT* bambi *HINT* *HINT* Because it's private Hmm... Gryph is right on this one. I apologize Bambi.

Well, I've been thinking about making this thread for awhile. I'm happy to say that I'm now a born again Christian. For the longest time I was a little lax in my faith, but I'm proud to say I believe in Jesus more than ever. I've also learned to respect all religions. Honestly, I even have no problem if someone doesn't believe in God or hates God for that matter. I will not argue with you or harass you in anyway. The focus on family, love, and happiness has really become very important to me. I realized that the one thing that was incomplete was my lack of true faith. I always believed that God exists, but just couldn't ever really believe in the prophets. One thing that I'll tell you about me is that I studied philosophy for a long time, and it really split me apart with the belief of religions. Sometimes you just got to let go and really open your mind to what is out there. Not everything in the world can be false. There is a truth to everything. So what religion are you? Why did you pick that religion?

Sounds like the idealistic first time, situation was not overly complex with different variables and later revealed technicalities. Good stuff. How come non of the female posters are not posting there first time? *HINT* *HINT* bambi *HINT* *HINT*

Well, my story isn't too entertaining. I went to bar with a few friends when I was 22 and we decided to sit at a table with a group of girls. One of the girls showed a sign of interest in me. I caught on to it fast and we started talking. She was blonde, blue eyes, and had a beautiful body. Not fat at all, and quite fit actually. Anyway, as we were sitting at the table .... (try to believe this) ... she started rubbing her foot against my crotch. I was giving her a very funny look and she gave one of those evil girl smiles (got to love that). We kept on talking and I eventually got her phone number. It didn't stop there though. I walked her to her car and she told me if I didn't have any plans for the night, why not hop in? I thought to myself -- okay GameCop -- you came with a group of friends and you're going to leave with a beautiful woman tonight --- go for it! So I did and the rest is history. We had sex in her bedroom apartment and I got much appraisal from my buddies. I ended up dating her for 2 or 3 months and we eventually broke up, but remained good friends. Much like with Fatal, she taught me the tricks of the trade.

I've never sold any of my consoles and I never plan to. That stuff is just off limits IMO. Too many priceless memories.

You kissed her on her forehead? Man, out of all the places to kiss a girl, that has to be the most awkward place. I would have went for the cheek if anything. Maybe the neck if I was really crazy about her. Damn, 180 pounds is HEAVY!!! I'm guessing she was a D cup. That's way out of my range. You're lucky you don't have asthma, otherwise you would have lost your breath quickly. Oh well, they're first time stories. I don't think anyone has had a spectacular first time. I'll post my story soon enough tonight.

No small places. The best restaurant for burgers is definitely Chili's. If you've never had a bacon burger with a side of ranch dressing for the fries, you don't know what you're missing.

My pleasure. I'm still not sure about putting fries in the burger. I think you just like the extra salt and oil from the fries that is submerged inside the burger as you squeeze the patties. Man, this is started to sound like a porno !!

Not a bad idea, I've only ever added cheese or onions to the burger at home, never tomatoes. Now that I think about it, if you add some salt to the tomato before you put it under the pattie, it'll taste real good in the burger.

We're supposed to be welcoming members of A@H, not already insulting them before they get here. Have a little respect.

Dammit, I hate it when SuperSoaka is right.

L.S.D.'s maybe. Ewwwww - Turn on the monitor and see I have a message from Fatal Rose. Just joking!

Now you guys should push Sakon to post his picture.

ArcadeAtHome.com ... our arch nemesis.

That's for you to decide. Refresh .... second picture should be working now.

Alright, here's the moment you've all been waiting for. I'm not going to tell you which guy I am in the pictures, but you should easily be able to figure it out. I just finished scanning the pictures, so don't ask for more, or anything current. The first picture is from 1985, the second is from 1992, and the third is from 2000. There you have it.