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A few months ago I was doing some regular driving for my job. However, a boss of mine wanted me to take a different route since he told me I can get their quicker. Well for one, he was right, I got there much quicker, but for a price. I had to drive through all this farmland .... lines and lines of crops ... you name it, these people had it (grapes, onions, carrots, etc.). All my windows were closed shut and I had fresh air coming inside the car from outside. Suddenly, my mouth started spasming for a second or two. It felt more like it was my taste buds having a heart attack. I then smelled the most horrible odor in my life. It was like a mix of cow manure and who knows what else? Pesticides, chemicals? I don't know. The smell was so bad that my taste buds reacted before I even actually smelled it. Nevertheless, this smell has not left my nose since. If I tap the tip of my nose .... I smell that same crap from 2 months ago and as strong as it was the first time I smelled it. I don't know what to do. I've stuck Vasoline in my nose, tried to wash out my nose in the sink, but the smell doesn't go away! Anybody got any tips before I got to visit a damn doctor?

What a moment folks. Mother and son re-union ... on an emulation site! This goes into the 1Emulation History Books. Thank you.

LMAO!!! You're right, that is far superior. Eddie Murphy is the king.

Here's yet another funny as hell video that I found on Digg. This is Eddie Murphy (in his prime) advertising a household product. The clip is from Saturday Night Live!

Not really. But it streamlines the whole process, saves you having to jump around to different firmwares and lets you load everything you can think of from the Game cross bar. Oh and you can encode videos at 480x272 at 768kbps+ with CFWs- you can't with Sony's. You can't even playback AVC on 1.50 actually. Have they been able to implement direct AVI/MPEG playback?

My PSP is still using the 1.5 firmware when I bought it. I still haven't got the guts to use a custom firmware. Are there really any advantages besides playing PSX games and the newest PSP backup games?

Bleh, it's retarded. Why do keyboards need to use the USB port? Same with mouses? That's what the PS/2 port is for. Every mouse I bought that was USB, I always used the accompanied green USB to PS/2 adapter. Hell, I have 8 USB slots in my computer and they are all filled up. What does that tell you? I'm tired of everything being converted to USB. Sometimes the traditional methods are (should remain) the most efficient.

Get it for free? From where? A fatty? If you have a g/f then you probably dont mess with clubs, but if you're single a strip club is a great place. I myself have never been to one, but still. Not a bad point. By the way, welcome back Cominus! It's been a while since I've seen you posting. Stick around.

JKKDARK isn't a female? Huh!?!

True, it's just the average. I'm not even sure if finding the median would be a sufficient display of activity.

You wouldn't happen to be a biology major, would you? Welcome, anyway. No not a biology major. its from parasite eve. i am fixing to become a nurse tho. Oh ok, I thought it was a reference to mitochondrial processes (which we are studying in detail now) not a SquareSoft game. LMAO!! Gryph's doctor mode activated for a brief moment.

Good point Reaperman .... Mine is (as of Oct. 15/2007): 2.7 posts per day / 2.22% of total forum posts I thought it would be higher! Oh well.

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak! SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too. dude, you need to seriously flocking relax and stop being such a god damn prude. ooh, so a girl you are into farts in front of you. Big whoop! Farting is a natural, but rather unpleasant, activity of the body, and nothing more... you should be laughing it off instead of being all stuck up and "proper" over it... Dude, you need to to a chill pill and not take every word I say literally. There was a at the end of the sentence which signifies a joking manner. No, I really wouldn't break up with a girl if she farted. But if that's what she would do 24/7 ... farting along .. then I would say she doesn't have proper etiquette and I would subsequently break up with her. That's the bottom line. huh, fair enough... but farting like I said is rather natural... if a girl was fating 24/7 though, I think I would take her to a doctor ;p True... my goodness, that would be a nightmare marrying a girl with a flatulence problem. Just imagine, every 5 seconds she lets out a big one. It would take a lot of work to get into the sexual mood with a woman like that.

Now we wonder why no more arcades exist

Hold your horses Weirdy. Sick freak! SupaSoaka: If a girl purposely farts in my presence, then I'll break up with her immediately. You make a good point and that girls shouldn't fart in bed. But remember, they are human too. if u would break up for a fart what do u do when she qeefs??? Qeefs? What does that mean? I think a "Queef" is some type of female genital flatulence. Yeah, I know that's possible, but didn't know there was a name for it!

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Not that I'm aware of.

And I don't think that exists because a lot of these PC controllers need to have drivers installed on the computer.

too much of anything can be potentially harmful, so your statement is pointless... Yes, but there is too much of anything in alcohol. It's termed binge drinking. Not only that, but we already discussed how its quite popular with teens. So it is in issue, no matter how you want to put it.

Let's see.. I've been posting since August of 2002 ... and now it's October of 2007. That's about 5 years.. 1,000 posts each year. I think that's reasonable.

Spam n00b It's in the lounge now, so talk cordially.

For a second I thought of the legendary Flying Dutchman. Now lets say you were having anal sex with a girl and she go's diarrhea all over your thing, now thats bad. You and Mooney have the most disgusting imaginations. Goodness gracious. Anyway, I'm glad I don't do 2 for the goo and 1 in the poo. I'll stick with the goo, thank you very much.

Too much drinking has been linked to brain damage, especially in young adults and mostly in women. How's that for bad? Sources: http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/women/a/aa010219a.htm http://alcoholism.about.com/cs/binge/a/aa000818a.htm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/1930417.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/880299.stm http://www.dpna.org/2teenbinge.htm http://www.rense.com/general63/dolon.htm http://www.come-over.to/FAS/BingeDamage.htm http://www.alcoholism2.com/binge-drinking.htm http://alcoholism.about.com/od/dementia/a/blacer050315.htm Enough said.

L.S.D do you live in Japan? No, he lives in Malaysia.

Why is this in the spam forum?