emsley

Yeah verstic only get a dog if you are in my opnion... The country! And you can make it up a decent kennel (damp proof and warm enough) Dogs especially a dog with a bit of power behind it are not good city dogs, not even in the suburbs. I put hours up on hours in with my dog, he knew i was boss. The pet home that took him in before they put him to sleep said he was abused and could possibly of had real brain damage. This explains why the dog was such a twat. I've never onwed a dog as "in yo face" as that one. It used to drive me mad, I mean really insane, hairs everyplace, demanding walks, constant attention, vet bills, exspensive foods, whining, tearing stuff up when he was left alone... The dog whisperer is full of poop. Cats just walk round minding thier own business. Would I own a dog again? Yes but only in specific conditions. And defently not a dog with too much power (pit/staff/rotty/anything that could over power someone easily) RIP doggie.

Are women really as bad as I read in america? Anyone willing to discuss? I know all countries have their fair share of gold diggers and shallow minded women, but reading up and talking to guys with american women they sound really materialistic. It seems if you dont have a decent job and are not 6ft in height it can be a pain in the ass, what kept springing to mind though is that these reasons were dominant in americas culture, and it wasn't just guys without jobs or certain standing, but even guys with a good job decent looks etc were treat like shit. Are you really overpowered by femenisim? Its like this in the uk if she is pretty good looking you can forget about it unless you have a car and all that shit. I am at my most productive when i have a girl in my life, it boosts me up and I start accomplishing things more so than when im just on my own.

Some guy who kills people. I was hoping for something like the movie "super" instead it's the first movie I have watched in ages that I just turned off. Predictable, badly acted - serious the main character is so boring - I mean not even in a boring mild way its just really boring. A few funny scenes then It's just so wooden and the scenes plod along at a rate and you just know whats coming. Even the murder scenes are badly done. I skipped a minute here and there and said "yes thats right, thats what was going to happen"

Get the Gringo with Mel Gibson. This movie is well worth your time. if you liked him in payback youll love this.

Anyone seen exit humanity?

Review it Jones send it to hell if that's where it belongs! Good to see from you amigo.

You can buy this game for £24.99p and I can safely say without a hint of shame I'm glad I got an index finger discount. The game starts up looking fairly pretty, as it places you in a chopper as you roll in to Dubai as the gunner. Then a bunch of enemy helicopters fly out of no place and start gunning for you, so you unload a barrage of shit on to them only for them to soak up damage and wait to dramatically crash into something. Each chunk of the first intro mission stutters in to play and you can sense the hard drive coughing its guts up, as far as game intro's go. It's a shoddy effort all round and nothing we haven't seen before. Your first encounter with an enemy allows you to shoot out some windows above their head and unload sand on to them. There is a lot of sand in this game as Dubai has been swamped with a huge desert storm thus leaving you with the setting for the entire game. Which is an ok premise on paper. But not when the gameplay starts to be tested. It becomes predictable. A cover based shooter to work has to have in my opinion a few things in place before it can even begin to keep my attention. 1. Solid in and out of cover commands. 2. Intense shooting that never feels cheap. 3. Excellent shooting mechanics. 4. I win a battle because Im a bad ass. This game has none of them. It has the absolute bare minimum requirements to be considered a decent shooter. Cut scenes grate and are boring, and intense fights are poor. I'm in some grand lobby when a load of shit kicks off, I have to watch a cut scene, cant skip it. Run down some stairs and kill a few soldiers, then this rocket launcher twat is firing rocket after rocket at me. I can't see him, and I can't get a clear shot without exposing my self to a blast radius. When I managed to get this asshole out of the way and I'm reloading my gun when three soldiers come running out of no place I shoot the first two but then the ammo runs out so I change weapon only to be hosed by the last one. Ok we will try again. After watching the cut scene for the second time I again run down the steps to the lobby but this time the rocket fag nails me and I still dont see where he is. After watching the cut scene for a third time I somehow manage to get rid of the rocket fag and nail a bunch of guys and my team cant hit shit. I saw a guy run for cover and my team mate rattled a machine gun off at him and every bullet just trailed behind him its was funny but not in a "I just spent 25 quid on this" way. Moment's later this guy stick his head up and kills me dead. After watching the cut scene for the fourth time I somehow manage to get through this section. There isnt enough ammo during fights you are looking for dropped weapons and you have to HOLD R to pick them up. Then get back in to cover. If you are lucky enough to pick up a weapon and not get nailed you might be able to progress. Annoying at times which is why this game keeps getting put down by me. Running into cover is poor and it does not always stick to the cover you are trying to attach to so you just kind stand there getting shot for a few moments demanding your dick of a guy get his head down. If you manage to pull off a head shot with the questionable aim system you get a slow mo moment to add to your tally, not a bad little gimmick but i didn't find any use for it or feel like I was neo from the matrix. I actually got to this part of the game and trust me, it's not exciting. In fact my character used his GLOVED HANDS to zip over 50 meter's down a rope line. What the fuck you lazy cunts! The last straw for me was just after this zip slide scene, I ran down the stairs and nailed two guys having a chat, then It just ignites and its another room like the aforementioned lobby level, and I can't even get in to a good position. In fact at this point after being cheaply killed for the second time I all but gave up on this game. I didn't get far enough to see if there were any hidden rocket fags lurking around the corner. Movement is all round clunky and you follow a set path with bland uninteresting scenery. You get the odd nice looking part and the story does have nice little moments such as the intel you find scattered around the game world. But other than that the game really is a totally average bare minimum cover based shooter. Which is total shite considering gears of war still kicks the most ass. I would prefer a direct rip off of gears of war than some of the crap we are having to endure as gamers. And lets not forget the compulsery "DLC" Or "Deceiving lying cunts" every game trys to strap on some useless bullshit now and people are getting tired of it. £25 for this game alone is an insult, but putting forth DLC is just another bullshit add on to a game that they knew would sell to a certain point. It just reeks of money raking. If this is the standard of gaming and the DLC I can only say one thing. Pirate more games until they fuck off with DLC and shitty DRM. Pros: Nice title screen for the game with an upside down american flag and the national anthem played out on slow treacle electric guitar. Nice intelligence finds that get you thinking about the game world. Midly interesting story if you can put up with it. Cons: Crappy gameplay. Clunky mechanics. Cheap AI. Stupid ammo limit and screwing around to change weapons or diving in to an ammo box while under fire. Boring environments. Aiming is poor. No feel to the weapons. Grenades thrown at you light up "red" that means you die if it blows up near you, move away from the grenade even though you are bottlenecked and hope the other's don't pick you off. Throwing your own grenades is like pulling teeth. Summery: Average third person shooter that does nothing new or even gets on par with games 5 years older than it. Clever marketing deceives what you are actually getting from the game, all in all don't waste your money, it's a shit burger. Emsley.

You gotta post hoes.

You can even include porn star sluts. Id drop my balls in to emma stone for sure. Also the pron star Jade Hsu - If I ever make any money I wonder how much it would cost to have her for an hour whats the going rate for a pronstar in California? She is a total hoe. Emma is a whore, first Id treat her real bad and throw cornflakes in her face n shit. Then Id just have my way with her. She loves it. In some of her photos she look like she has down syndrome or some shit, but mostly she would pass my nut drop test. Whut hoes do you guys like dropping your nuts in.

Lockout. Reminded me of fortress with Christopher Lambert. I liked the movie because it was a no nonsense "get it done" movie, has your usual smarmy lead character. Its cheese but quality cheese. I also got round to watching superbad (2007) it was pretty good, Mclovin was probably the best character in the film. Emma stone is a bitch I'd liek to drop my nuts in to.

I can sometimes do it in a minute. Leaving my day sexual tension free.

I got that, It was ok. It was a little too hollywoody for me. I grabbed a copy of fear and loathing in las vegas - I still love this movie. Also highly reccomend the rum diary's. (all depp movies)

It's ry-ry.

Gabe the dog is dead bra.

you got to boss a dog those fuckers are pack driven. All these liberal fucks who say dogs are equal or just plain old treated wrong.. they are wrong. What do they want next? manicures for a good days doggedness? Search dog attacks and see for your self, truth is thousands of dog homes around the world say these dogs are alright... the risk percentage is clear, a clear gap. cant dig that shit man. I have seen and received too many dog bites over time. All that training bullshit, is bullshit. If a dog is a dick its a dick. it cant be compared to a human ever. Some asshole has a dog in your neighbour hood and does not control it? god help you.

About a month ago I had to rehome my dog, i was going through a shitty time and i was only supposed to have him temporal like you may know. Anyway The dog had a reputation for being a bit of a live wire, i thought when they chopped his balls off and he realised he was in a better situation in than I was providing him he would settle better. The first two weeks he was "fine." A well behaved dog. They took the picture off their website today so my old man rang up thinking they had rehoused him, turns out on a day a family came to look at him (even though i told them to rehome him with adults) the dog went "funny" when the family came to see him. After that he became aggressive and started trying to bite the staff. She said it had torn through her clothes at one point, and now when they go feed him they have to put on protective clothing. So tomorrow as I write this he is going to be put to sleep. They also think he could have some kind of medical condition (Ie barking mad) The sad thing is I know I could go get my dog back and he would heel up and behave as soon as I saw him. But I just cant, I have a baby son to think of and i live back with my parents and they wont take the dog. Holy shit man, owning dogs just aint worth it.

good luck buddy

And he finds the elusive ingredient. Add to the mix, good social life with people you like and can tolerate, doing different things (even if they are lame as fuck) and you have the makings of a good base pie!

So with the look of things they have played this off against other MMOs and engineered to to make money from the new generation of suckers. ONE GAME ONE PRICE.

Never say die. Love it, Bless Emsley.

Suoooop LSD/

It looks like a more detailed uncharted engine. Remember killzone 2 trailer when everyone ejaculated for a year? The game was no where near as good as that graphically, sorry ot be a negative nigel but I'll believe it when I see it playing, besides its still cinematic and not actual gameplay.

Everything you guys have posted makes this game seem a bit... well shitty!