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emsley

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  1. Does anyone know any free forums that wont explode or be swamped with crap after sign up?
  2. The hunger games looks like hollywood drivel to me? The new avengers movie, well if you like super hero stuff apparently you ejaculate.
  3. I pee pee.

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    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      What would you need to drink to pee that?

    3. emsley

      emsley

      I think you would get dead if you drank what you needed to piss napalm Bambi

    4. Bambi

      Bambi

      would be a hell of a fun show to see though!

  4. My cousin brought me a PC round after seeing me strip my own and rebuild it on facebook. Its an old rig bit will be just fine for basic desktop use. He told me his was "broke" so I said bring it round, normally I avoid this shit. It hasnt got a graphics card inside it and the spare cards I have will require a power pack with a 6 pin power supply. So Spares I got: KT3 ultra motherboard 6400 plus dual core amd Pro. Power pack with two 6 pin connectors. 4 gig of ram 2 7800GTX (Could get this rig up to speed for a few older games) My cousin wants this to play world of warcraft and i can get the specs up easily for him to play it, but he will be playing via a dongle (wirless net) which to me is well its not stupid it just seems like a waste as the ping is that bad. Now this pc he brought round, the tower is tip fucking top - even got an external fan. I can clean all my stuff up and put my tackle in that rig, and fire on a copy of whatever, but then i have a decentslave Tower that I could probably get 70 bucks for. Its a lot of work just to get it dumped on me and to make off with all my spare stuff for him to probably nack it up and bring it back to me within 3 months. Do I just offer him 20 bucks for the tower tell him its kaput (which it most likely is from the error its getting) or do i build the fecker up and let him have it?
  5. I spotted it a mile off mate. Dont these people ever get depressed? haha supes always getting your six pack out!
  6. dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  7. dont be gay, but more toothpaste today./

  8. Dont over do it grim. Burn out will come if you keep pushing hard. Some folk i know who exercise a lot take a week off.
  9. Put them to the middle and SLOWLY inch by inch move them apart, those types of pull up you are trying to do are hardcore.
  10. How are you doing your pull ups? I can do ten. Are you spreading your arms as you do them or do you bring the palms of your hands to your face and hold the bar?
  11. La la la -

    1. Krosigrim

      Krosigrim

      La la la la la la

       

      (dracula)

    2. emsley

      emsley

      do do do doooo!

  12. Dude this dog is a butthead. Serious. He needs to go to a new owner, i feel like i have done my time.
  13. I have this staff cross pit type dog. It took me a year to calm him down from the previous owner. I was supposed to take this dog for 6 months tops and when my son was born it was gone. Anyway I broke with my EX and the dog ended up staying around to keep me company. Let me tell you the first 6 months of training was a nightmare, this dog is stubborn and would only respond to very dominant commands and body language. Now he knows to do what he is told or he will be in trouble. Easier for him easy for me. Over a year has passed, and everyday I get up and the dog is in the way of my life, he has chewed my stuff up on enough occasions, my wood skirting boards in the stairwell are fucked. This dog went from being tied to a kitchen radiator all day to two 20 minute walks a day with bonus walks here and there. He is fed top grade quality chow, had his jabs, and is wormed on the dot. The dog has bitten before as a medium sized pup, so for this his social interaction is limited - however you wanna say it, this dog is not allowed near kids period. So this week it has done nothing but rain in the UK. Now I dont give a shit what anyone says, I dont walk my dogs in the rain like a neurotic do gooder. He gets a quick walk round the block and thats him done, twice a day and that's it. If the weather is good he gets longer walks. Walking is bullshit anyway - why the fuck have we got to walk these ungrateful dick weeds. So my problems: 1. I get up and want to do stuff. Cant, got to take the dog out for his morning piss and shit. I have top place half an hour of my time - which I hole heatedly admit i'm fed up of doing for this dog. That's a +1 on how annoying this fucking dog is. My limited life as it is, is governed by a pair of balls no bigger than a couple of dates and an IQ of about 25. So I might say I want to go Jogging - or walk to the shop, guess what? The asshole needs to be sorted first. Getting fed up of it. 2. It bolts - if someone comes in my house all it gives a fuck about is getting to that person as quickly as it can and "dominating them" This pisses me off and im not gonna lie I feel like uppercutting the dog when it does this. I hate it diving on my guests. So my mum comes round with my sisters younger kid - I place it in my bedroom (remember no kids rule) As soon as they are gone and out the door I open my door and he bolts passed me trying to get downstairs, dont think so fucker. I grabbed him and threw his ass back in the bedroom. +1 On how annoying this shit burger is. 3. Walking him is annoying. Im an experienced dog walker - I have walked border collies, smelly arsed rottweilers, greyhounds, smaller dog - boxers, you name it I have walked them all. I can tell what a dog is gonna do before it has done it in most cases. But NOTHING and I mean nothing I have ever walked is as annoying as this dog. It remembers where it saw cats, dogs, and anything else with its shitty prey drive. I can be walking him with a little bit of slack on the slip lead and it will bolt HEAD FUCKING FIRST under a car to get a cat. Stick its head threw holes in faces. Anything it can find! Its that stupid it ran 100 meters off lead and head first in to a flight of steps. When I see another dog, i have to choke it up on its choke chain and the rat keeps pulling on its back legs like it has never seen another dog before. It was running behind me for a while - it learned the hard way not to do this. It knows the "heel up" command but only chooses to obay it if he is threatened with an ass whupping. It cant be socialized with other dogs - all it does is try to dominate them and STAND RIGHT IN THEIR FACE. It did it to this guys mastiff I know and his mastiff dog laid my dog out on its back and could of mauled it. You cant enjoy a walk with this dog - not like many other mutts I have owned or helped with over the years. You cant even tie him up to nip in a shop or you get a retared shrieking like someone is murdering him. ANNOYING CUNT. Separation anxiety my ass. 4. The neediness is unbearable. UNBEARABLE. What kind of a clingy fucking shit is this dog - The only way this dog would be happy and even then it would only be temporary for like a minute is if someone stapled this dogs skins to my head and it was glued to me. NO it's not cute, i dont find it appealing or compassionate. I find it worse than a girlfriend you cant get rid of! So if the dog does not want 3 hours of demanding exercise daily, it wants you to nurse him like a baby, pamper his every second of existence. And to cap it all off when I stroke THIS dog that shit irritates my eyes very mildly!!! AGH. Some dogs i can pet and wont get that irritation in my eyes. Lo and behold THIS one is one of the ones that irrates my eyes annoying! I spend time washing my hands and face!!! 5. IT STARES AT YOU. Ha!¬!¬! Im a guy where if you stare at me for too long I will ask what the fuck you are looking at. My mother said i have never liked people staring. So can you imagine the annoyance i get when this dog and im not kidding stares ALL the time. His toys? whatever! I WANT A WALK OR FOOD AND THIS IS HOW IM GOING TO GET IT. he positions him self in the corner of my vision and stares, when i send him to his bed, i walk in the kitchen and he stares, i cook - he stares, I wake up he is staring at me. THIS DOG IS NEUROTIC. Im on my PC he moves to my left and right, NUDGES my swivel chair!!! Now you might thinks thats funny - I dont. I find it spooky like this dog is controlling me. 6. The hairs. Are you nuts? The hairs - what in the fuck, twice a year your house is incarcerated in hairs. This dog could explode tomorrow (with me feeling happy about it) and I bet I will still find his shitty little hairs all over the place in a year. i clean and clean my flat (and my flat isnt even that nice) and i can never get the hairs up. never get a dog - ever. Ever, ever, ever! Unless you get a small dog - I will never get one again unless i have a big sealed in garden. I hate this dog - I could happily kick its ass everyday.
  14. Just blasted out 60 push ups off the stairs - it felt good not to grind my shoulder! What id really like to do now is go on a mountain bike ride round the local park plenty of long hills and call it my cardio for the day.
  15. I'm happy for you. What a lot of people dont get about working out - The first week is awful - but if you can get over that first week you start to see gains and improvements! It will hurt, it will suck, but everytime you workout you will feel better. Gains come slow at first but once you start filling out, just dropping and doing a bunch of press ups = instant gain. This is when it gets addictive, everytime you workout, you know you will look leaner, and FEEL good. I got round to cutting my drinking out last Tuesday. Not had a drop since then. Im not saying i wont drink again but I know that if I do have a beer I now know I find it hard to leave it alone on an evening, and i got tired of waking up feeling like shit. I want to get in good shape for the summer in england, and eventually cut my smoking out, but at the moment I just want to take it one day at a time. My next step for me is top get hold of a mountain bike. And eventually go back running. In the mean time its push ups, and the weight bench.
  16. I had a work out today for 15 minutes just light all the way. Then I did about 60 push ups. I will get more serious next week.
  17. No!!!! He is the eternal negatist! If you over think and don't socialise you are missing out on all the best things in life - my friend wont do that unless its strictly under his terms. (lame ass boring bullshit) What im doing is giving you a heads up warning that over thinking can lead to been so negatised you miss the obvious joys in life! Push boundaries with your joy and lead!! Do not let negative thought hold you back!
  18. Plenty of music gets me going - but where I run it pays to pay attention! Ill sometimes play heavy metal when im on the weights.
  19. Music puts me off when I train.
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