emsley

well done guys.

i just posted what I knew man, the gil who torched my bedroom, it was in my parents house, she would chill in there watching TV waiting for me to get home from work, We used to smoke a lot of pot and i had a gas canister refill for my lighters... A chunk of my carpet was flamed. Haha - bloody kids!

Its saturday night so cant get a report back - at the moment this place is working fine for me.

One more month Will and you will be flying mate - Keep it up! Makes me wanna work harder!

A few have reported that they cant log in or get on the board. I had to use an alternative link to sneak in.

I had one set my bedroom on fire. I had one know she was pregnant before she met me and told me the kid was mine. I had one that thought it was ok to sleep with my friends and act like it was cool. (she still does this now she has 4 kids and never keeps a guy for longer than a few months or a year) I got a little revenge on facebook when she posted up on a friends status - I said "Oh my god you get about dont you alison!" Hah blam. The last one i had although not a psyco was not able to take blame or change her patterns, the minute she knows she has no "guy in her life" she goes in to meltdown mode. CAN NOT COPE WITHOUT A GUY. This one gave birth to my son. Little tart.Little liar. Little tramp. The only thing that keeps her from being a total douche in my eyes is that she is a good mother to my son. I watch her like a hawk. As soon as she fucks up i will level a mountain down her throat. I had one burgle my house because i sent her ass packing and she knew my front door was faulty. Scum. I had one pretend she fell pregnant to me - Yawn, she was like the third one who tried this i got bored of it at this point, just said "come back when he is born and have a dna test" She wasnt even pregnant. Leila wasnt a psyco but she had a coke problem - i couldnt cope with it anymore. Glad I got out. I once power slammed her. My first girl - hahaha - gross, 4 kids - total cunt rag, think she fucked half the estate after i split from her. I used to have to hide when she came down the street she would walk up to me and be like "Where the fuck were you!!!!" Id be like "Yeah i dont go out with you anymore." Caught her walking the street with some guy - she then started to hit me. hahaha what a fucking clown. I had my chances with a girl whos father was a millionaire but i dint take that chance. Right now I have ZERO and I mean ZERO interest in women. There is nothing available anyway, plus i know when i need to i can get my "game on" and go hunting. Out of them all Leila and zoe were the closest i came to normal - after time though im not sure if leila cheated on me or not though, there was patches when i would totally turn off and not have sex with her. Zoe was just well we were both young, still learning. For some reason I still love my "mean evil ex" if you can explain that to me im all ears but she is still the one i miss. I cant have her so fuck it what does it matter.

Give it a shot man.

He is still a wee baby! Im unsure about teaching my little lad violent means - hopefully - and this is a long shot, by the time he grows up we will live in a nicer area and he will be wise enough to avoid douche bags. Besides if your kid isnt a fighter only his or her brains are going to save them, Ill teach him the basics thats of sure. I just dont want to expose my kid to violence at an early age it can turn them in to dicks.

I wanna see the size of this house brick this is what i think you mean: Ill be giving it a try haha.

Step 1: Stop over reading/thinking. Its realllllllly bad for you. I mean REALLY bad for!! Step 2: If you are not exercising - you should be. Step 3: Have total cut offs from the net. Stop taking things so... whats the word ? "exact" nothing is exact. My friend is a pc dweller (i am but i have brakes) he is the single most negatised guy i have ever met. He infects you with it, and nothing changes him. Its pathetic. Really pathetic. Dont count on a woman for happiness its a huge mistake. Count on your self the woman will come later.

Will got nerve touched. hahaha

Yes. Flour, egg, milk, salt and pepper - Your tins for the mix need to be oiled a little - heat the feckers up as hot as you can get it in the ovan, pour the batter in the pots (or one large pot or square tray) if done right they wont look normal but just large fluffy puds! Some folk use lard, i dont use it. But wont argue it might be a better grease for the tin.

We cant talk about that we might be racist Ha! Same here when we had "middle schools" me and my cousin and a few others would sneak off with our dinner money and get fishcake butties, screw school dinners! My buddy went to florida and had american style F&C he said it wiped the floor with our best.. A hearty eater if ever there was one. You have to try it to be in the gang. Solid, I thought you might of been one of the "fuck that shit!" crew haha Eye supes - we live in the same area more or less... My local chippy is quality, but the places I would venture to are murgatroyds, That chippy on way to east coast scarbrough and what not, and the one in filey with the fisherman statue out side. Harry ramsdens started to suck.

A lot yanks on here will of heard of fish and chips. But I was wondering as english food is pretty much disliked world wide, could you stomach some hearty fresh haddock in batter and chips caked in salt and vinigar, with a choice topping of curry, gravy or mushy peas?

Fish and chips at the sea side! A good curry! A good kebab! A hearty salad! And you cant beat a proper english breakfast now and then. I eat a lot of oranges too!

dig the archives jones. Hollywood is such a shit churning money machine now. It targets youth. Anyways - the new fantastic 4 movie and the battelship looks fucking shit hot.

Yes they do man! My psyco ex, well she wouldnt make with the gob unless "I stood up" she said becasue her teeth were damaged from smoking crack (hahaha how bad does that sound) she could confidently "cut" a dick with her teeth. Bullshit I yelled! More like you got that buzzed on drugs one time you sucked a dick that hard you split the fucker!! Omg.

dude you come out of your shell lately. I take one sock off and shimmy her U pipe.

Hahahahaha did you punch her in the face? I have had what I would call "true psyco" birds +3. Although the rest well they were borderline.

A comprehensive list skythe. Lately all I do is hit the weights, walk the dog clean his turds up, try to bring down the government (hey you gotta try) help my mum and dad at home (a lot) And think of how to make money for my son. (scary) Oh and I drink a little too much!!! (only on an evening though and it aint that much)

22 is so awesome - i wish i was that young again. I tell you something, id of concentrated on wheeling and dealing more stuff.

Why are people so politically correct these days? Everyone knows all this BS will fail and come back to bite us in the ass one day. Look at earth! Its forcing things to be correct! For instance - its ok to let millions up on millions of immigrants in to our country which the silent majority disagree with but we are not allowed a vote on the EU? When I see real freedom in my own country then I'll give a shit, until that day I dont give a fuck. If I have to take all this shit shoved in my face every single day. Tell you what if this political correctness is so accurate why are men still treated like second class citizens. Anyone who cant live on couple of grand a month and whine about it, is an ass-hole, they don't deserve my time or respect. End of tale.

But... Isn't Melissa a girls name!

I miss waking up and farting on them.