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emsley

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  1. I just cant imagine being near another guys erect dick. Makes me wanna vomit. When im neked i only want to see one penis - mine.
  2. Trine 2 an indie platformer - its good, although some of the puzzles it just appears to be luck if you get through a room???
  3. http://news.sky.com/home/article/16204656 Awesome.
  4. Thats just "I need to plough some wet velvet flaps" talk. Wont be long. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61JW-hm30sU
  5. Ems you silly bitch I love you lol I see you on my 32 plasma. x
  6. It's inevitable really. The human body is designed to be attracted to at least the male or female, or both, whether that person desires to or not. This where the conflicts begin. To realy get a grip and a straight line of sight I really reccomened david deangelos early work if you PM me your email ill shoot you off copy of his electronic books. Self help is amazing if you read the right stuff.
  7. back from pub, twas shit so i called it a night - skint for a week and half now.. glory glory!

  8. That's the thing with weights, I found though that if i force my self to just do 10 crappy bench presses i find my self doing full sets... Im trying to get in shape for the summer and i have started nice and early!
  9. Old guys! about 96p Thats when i started getting in to motorbikes and stuff, used to have to fill the can up.
  10. Of "tu" pub.

  11. The first time I saw solidus face, i came. then I set it as my desktop background.
  12. I started a new one: 50 benches, 50 curls on a heavy weight, then i place my heavy weight on the floor and lift it to my face 30 times in sets of ten, then i go on the dumbells and do curls and bicep blasts... I simmer down then switch to light weights for as long as I can be bothered. Im gonna do another week of this then ill start mixing push ups in and then applying other ideas. Its a good work out for quick results.
  13. It will happen for you - but Alphifa is right, try to never put your self down its your right to feel good about your self. Listen to more rock and heavy metal music. Let me guess, you live with your parents, may or may not have a part time job? Or your parents are generous with you? You got good digs at the house and life is comfy? (not having a go im just guessing from experience based on your post)
  14. your lads are close to independence like it never left your hearts. http://www.politicalcompass.org/test when your guys do it, it will spread. might take 8 years but it will happen!
  15. Self proclaimed scots man right GF? You are so close to independence!!! If you do it - others will follow and the "race" card will be made redundant.
  16. And i know i sound arrogant, i tried not to be I really did. I beleive there are two types of peer bonding "social" = what we are told is right and "nature" what that does is the one that fucks us all up and we end up in jail.
  17. Thanks Bambi - i am still amazed at the total lack of interest shown in web freedom.
  18. This is gonna sound sexist but since = rights were installed, it fucked with the order of nature.
  19. Most of them were OK but i hated school, i really didnt like it all. They were all a bit "im so good" i used to hang round with the less popular kids, i was a nut job in school.
  20. I had two tubby girls round at mine and a few beers and it just went from there.
  21. I just came out of a fucked up relationship with a "liar" so Im happy to be on my own at the moment. I have to stop going for "local" lasses, i have never known such horrible individuals, how is it possible to concentrate such a large amount of assholes in to one area? All women lie and cheat at some point, i just dont want it to be me where they "try that side" of there life out so to speak. Im trying to sort my money first so im looking after my self more than anything, I could handle a part time relationship but my bullshit detector is that astute now that i am weary of women and the crap they will bring to me. Im too wise now to be suffering "tests" and "games" and im only really interested in my son at the moment and sorting out his mother who is a cow with me. So im looking for an older lass now, but if nature pairs me up with a young lass again, so be it. Im not happy being single but im not un happy because of it you know what I mean? So its fair ground for me, i always attract nut jobs anyway, seriously i think i have dated like 2 women that were "normal" Marriage you say? Its a nice idea but in reality i could only marry one lass, and she ignores me like fuck anyway, so whats the fucking point. I figure the more i get on with my own life and trying to improve it, women will just come along, its a certainty. Check this out: I had my eye on a bar staff lass at my local pub, I did everything right and got her interest - she was taking my coat for me, putting on channels in the pub that i wanted to watch bless her and she was a stunner! So why didnt I up the anti and get dating her? Simples - she had a boyfriend who she is still with now, I worked out she was still at "that stage" where she has to cheat and explore her femininity, Why do I want to take on a lass who has a chap, sure she was HOT, and had an adorable personality, and i think it would of been easy to fall in love with her (all the guys in the pub were hypnotized by her i used to tease her for this) but if i had got with her, would i ever of felt trust? All men and women can cheat its a fact of nature, i just dont like it when a woman cant have a few months OFF without MIGRATING To a new partner, in a nutshell this is a warning about her intelligence, its cut throat, and as soon as you exceed her requirments or dont match up, you are gonna find out the hard way. = head fucked. I like to see a woman be independent and not a "jump from here to there" type of character, and i don't like them to be lazy.
  22. Americans and everyone else! A year before SOPA tried to stamp its ugly head all over your internet - The UK passed a bill of rights to control the internet, the sleeping public did nothing, and watched as it passed through the house of commons without a single bit of noise. This proves how "flatlined" as a country we really are. Now the British public is facing a tough war, like you and many others I regard the internet as a true freedom of speech they are planning to install a huge castle that monitors EVERYTHING we do on the net. No one is safe. Do NOT allow them to shut us down please sign the online petition https://secure.avaaz.org/en/stop_the_big_brother_law_a/?aperYcb Political parties other than the big three in cons, liebour, and Libpansys are all pushing a bill of rights for our freedom like the USA has, none of the main partys are interested in this. Do not ignore the UK as other countrys will follow. Please stand with us. Concerned UK citizen, Emsley.
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