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Kick it in its sack Alexis is correct i think heres another way to brutaly execute your beloved dog. His front legs if pulled away from the dogs body like you are forcing your dog to do the front splits will rupture the poor little things heart.

A firce dog I would have gone for a small jack russle. Alexis you must be feeling brave dude.

YA super score i got a lot of play time in with the shotgun did really well. Untill the player <SBV>TrL.'Oly come on the server. Same old story he has caln essence about him. I am not saying all clans cheat not at all i have played some craking clans who have the cheat filters installled. Anyway the guy came on and... Well i left anyways.

This is the beginning of a long topic. I have this to say. Nothing comes from nothing Math terms. o+0 = 0 But it is still a quntaty.[ i think] That will do me nothing comes from nothing.

A fat person A dog I showed my dog this post he got upset. I am reporting you lot to the RSPCA. Write after i have deleted my posts.

Good point i will also be needing the upadated banner [scratch] and link.

Yep they have to be put up with and sometimes im unsure if they are cheating or are indeed highly skilld individuals. Sends me nutz

What about 30 angry crabs do we rekon we could do 3o angry crabs? With no shoes?

Bang on dude bang on.

Cows are pretty dumb

Thanks st james i will give it a blast. Thankyou.

Pretty much shoked me for a few seconds but this new look toottaly dominates

Well said swamp thing. And you are correct about "never improve with time" when there are cheats about. You just cant its like fighting 100% acurate drioids.

Good post. I think something like a donkey would do me fine.

Well here is a little more on the multiplayer exsperiance. I was kicking butt last night on an E A server an officiol server if you will. No cheats there then for sure!... Or so i thoght. After playing for about an hour some people who play this game way to much for the health come on. They started dominating the sever which me and a guy called DEE UK wore doing a pretty good job of so far. Eventullly i beune to realise these 2 new players [always come in twos] Wore far supirior in playning skills than i was. Fair enuff. Untill after about another half an hour of play one noticed that an aformentioned user had 2hacked his way in to the floor" A ladder hack or a shark hack if you will. This means the player has installed a hack into his actuall graphics car. This means wile playing you need to approach a ladder and there the ladder hack can be used, this makes you intertwine with the scenary and is a tottaaly ovbious cheat to spot. Rumores are rife that there is a new aimbot out for medel of honor "and sadly" Undetectabile open gl hack. Me thinks this new aimbot is spreading fast i have noticed a pattern of play imerging lately were as the players who are good are good, but the ones [like the two cheaters last night] are purly unstoppabile in the FPS. Makes you think dont it.

I think it has been released on MVS. I am unsure as to what ends if it has been dumped cant be long now. Emsley begins the search.

I have a backdoor.sdbot A trojan horse if you prefer. Norton acts like a girl with it a refuses to delete it or even qurentine it. I tried the symnatic upadte and also tried what it told me to do [ the web site] Entering your registery is a fragile thing at the best of times. Ill be honest and say i cant remove it... Can nayone reccomend a realy good trojan remover... Free. Dropped egg anything. Something uptodate because i have tried some trojan removers and the last time they saw an update was 2002....

Hmmmmmmmm! Easy easy we dont want to lose any more toes here!

---A pice on multiplayer gaming---- well quite a long pice actually probablie bore you to death I dont know if you guys go for this crack but i play a lot on Medal of honor allied assault. [im a FPS shooter nut] Other the time i have owned the game from been a dial up vetran and fighting my way threw lag all the way to ADSL and tasting real play time and...Death. That cocky i was on a dial up that any dial up server i went on i always finnished the round top or in the top 3 at the back end of my dial up life i was tottaly rufless and dominated dial up rooms all night. Untill. ADSL dropped into my lap. Ahhhh i thoght now we shall see who has the last laff[spell?] Not been a player to boast openly in a room or one to find self smugness a comforting feeling i headed out on to my first taste of high speed gaming with next to no lag. And blam!! I won a straight 3 sessions with the highest kill rate [over a period of time] I settled into my playing pattern beliving i was a really good player and maybe dreaming i could take on the best............ Wrong. I went to the servers with specialised clans... A clan is a group of poeple who form there own group and set about there particular game and fighting other clans for the genral feeling of acoplishment. Wile i could still give these Aces a fare fight i realised i was out of my leauge big time. Loseing matches buy a clear 30 kills and having a fairly high death rate to boot. These players play all day and basecally live for the game. Pulling of shots with the sniper rifle that one would think was impossibile. There reaction time as you enter a room and fireing upon you are threw the roof. I had the misfortune of playing two particular players who wore high;ly skilled individuals--i will call them nob head 1 and bonhead 2. These guys entered a room and proceed to execute all that wore in there way with the typed motto after you had tasted there lead and died was this. ----[[[sit the Fu@@ Down ------]]] Annoying. I was mad but not as mad as i used to get when i first started out... I Learned about something calld multiplayer cheats back when i had dial up. The aimbot: A device created were buy automatically fires upon your target without you fireing you just have to point. This one is well know and is filtered out threw punk buster [anti multiplayer cheat] I know because i tried it and... I got it to work on a server were there wore no filters or forced consoles. The result. Emsley wins. The reaction fire is increased dramatically downing your enemies buy moving your cursor over them and with the "angles pencilled in" head shots were think and fast. To get away with this and ovbioulsy every shot you take cant be a head shot..... You have to lower the angles of the aimbot so it hits between head and body hight. Satisfied i could spot a cheat [or an aimbot user] And i belive i can.... It worries me that most clans... Can customise there servers these cheats alow infenite energy and no recoil on the guns etc for better accuracy. Entering a clan server is pointless i have seen these people use blatant wall hacks [dissapear into senary see threw walls] Some clans exsist soly to cheat... I can name a few out there were you will not belive whats going on around you...new players know nothing..they will get the feeling there just crap players. Ok so the motto of the story is... More to come this is the first part.

Hey swampthing your correct. I will add reviews know doubt i love doing them.

The noobie poster is defently hardcore

Betty is an evil man who works for the "evil counsel". It is indeed from the movie "kung pow" Buy the director who directed Ace ventura 2 pet detective Steve Oedekerk. Mixing new footage and replacing "voice overs" from an old 70,s film known to the west as tiger and crane fists". Betty been the strange man he is was previously known as Master pain...This is a common mistake, he changed his name to betty. Or Evil betty if you prefer. I need to go and swing the chain at the top of a water fall. http://www.kungpowmovie.com/ Thats it.!

Good one loay hehe. Snes is god well as god as a pice of plastic anyways, i long time ago [better skip this gonna be a longish] I was given a sega mega drive for chirstmas buy my parents... I hated it and cried on chirstmas day and never said a word about it [ahem]. i was kid. The following year [a loooooong time when your a kid] I was given a snes with street fighter 2 turbo [the one game i sooooo wanted] Alien3 poilet wings [genius at the time] and a copy of super mario, never had i had such a deep feeling of joy when i spent all day playing theese awesome games i loved my snes i loved it more than anything i had ever owned. My dad used to ask me which was your best chirstmas present [he thoght i was going to say the playstation 1 because he had to work double shifts for 2 weeks to buy me it] And i simple said the snes and i ment it. Anyway im going to cry now

Woah ryder awesome avatar.

OH MY GOD half life two is simply stunning simply amazeing.