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emsley

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  1. I'm hoping to get hold of Postal 3, its 11GIG in size so that means around 10 hours download on a 4 meg line. Cant get access to a line that long. I tried searching 3 sites in the UK to buy the game but all 3 of them did not have it. Sucks.
  2. I might actually have a go with the FAS this time round.
  3. Keep up the exercise man, its good for mind and body!
  4. Im seeing my baby boy today!!! I get to see him for 7 hours!!! yay!

    1. Agozer

      Agozer

      Good for you, man. Cherish every moment

    2. emsley

      emsley

      I will until he starts teething..... .... then she can keep him till after...

      :P

  5. Im seeing my baby boy today!!! I get to see him for 7 hours!!! yay!

  6. Beer. I think Solidius can vouch for me on this one.
  7. I knew I wasnt mad bambi, when you said "i know 6 girls who do this." I dont no where im looking to next but i hope its soon.
  8. I know Gamez fan I look back and I just say "holy fuck." Please for the love of god can i just have a normal strong willed woman as my next partner....
  9. It will be worth it when the big bucks start rolling in Gryph, that way when you are a really rich dude you can invite me to yours and we can drink beer together.
  10. Merry christmas 1emu love paul

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      you too Ems!

    2. Bambi

      Bambi

      Merry Christmas to you Paul!

  11. Cheers cop. When I read that back to my self I realised what a shitty time I have had trying to have a kid. All that stuff is "ghetto" survival.
  12. Not had a beer for 5 days - life is... Simple.

    1. Alpha

      Alpha

      you can do it Emsley! Stay strong buddy

  13. Not had a beer for 5 days - life is... Simple.

  14. Kinda like the women in real life hahaha! Women love aggressive guys, why do you think there are so many jerk assholes abusing these hoes until the women mature enough to learn to resist these obvious advances? (Note, you dont have to be aggressive like an idiot so dont go round clubbing them over the head) Ok check this cock block i got. I'm on holiday and its like a family centre place, anyway as the night wares on im shit out of luck zero targets, zip, nil squat. So i retreat to the bar for my last pint when a bunch of young women walk in, I spot one straight away (lock eyes from across the room down our drinks while the rhythms boom) anyway these lasses go sit down at the far end of the fucking room, so if i approach i have this 2 mile walk of obviousness to overcome. So I think fuck it! So i stagger over and plomp my ass down with a shit eating grin, and say HI!! Im asking these women questions been funny, n all that Jazz. Then as the night came to a close The hottie I wanted to bone says "you got a lot of guts" I just smile. Then the BAR STAFF come over - Id Inadvertently walked in on the bar staffs harem of women!!! At first it was just one guy, he sat down with this lass I wasnt even interested in, they both looked at me like I had done something wrong, im half pissed not giving a fuck. Then the women who were talking to me STOPPED acknowledging me! This asshole leans near me and says "Why dont you leave these women dont want to talk to you." CHEEKY CUNT! If I had not been on holiday Im sure I would of flared up, I shoved my chair back with force and this guys head went down, i think it did i was pretty drunk but he dint look at me, you might be surrounded by all your friends but im gonna wrap this glass over your head vibe came out of me. Would never of done that though. I looked at him and called him a prick. Put my coat on and walked off. The women looked the over way. lol This is the stuff you got to watch out for, before you know it you are in a bar room brawl getting your head kicked in or getting bounced or arrested. Over a bitch!!! Hence why bar pick up is ropey and dangerous.
  15. U. I think it's great that you are clued up on this stuff and at least have an idea with what's going on out there. When I was growing up I had 2 proper girlfriends. They both cheated on me. For years I took this as a personal shot to the gut, asked why, why why. To this day I still get memories about this and get pissed off for a few moments. I was young, not very "bright" in the bedroom, and un wise to their games. Anyway In around 2006 I got me a hottie that I adored. (I was still attracting younger girls, younger girls are the worst) She told me She was pregnant to me! We got together, but I felt something was just "wrong." This girl was suddenly avoiding me on the phone and I was only managing to see her 3 times a week, but that bond had occured deep in my sole with the idea of her been pregnant. I had, had ENOUGH! I searched the web for relationship guides and read a few and I thought "these are all bullshit" till i stumbled across david de angelos work. Everything that had confused me over the years, all the shitty things they had done to me suddenly had reason and meaning. I started to game this pregnant girl (she was been a schumuck) and in the space of a week I went from as they say a beta male to an alpha found my inner strength. I was that angry with the past and how I had been tricked and lied to and gamed my self that this chick just caught the fall out of my past. I went ape shit no one could stop me. i told her to sort her phone out or i would put my foot right up her ass. (she did no more strange phone calls and I did kick her in the ass) i told her she was with me and did what I said till after the baby was born. (she did this as well) I told her any lies and she would know about it. (she tried and found out i wasnt kidding id kick her out of my house at 4 in the morning and say "you think im a fucking idiot get the fuck out and come back when you realise i aint fucking about) Anyway it turned out this "baby" wasnt mine at all! It was all a Lie!!! Did it hurt? of course it did, I was picked by her immature brain to protect her during pregnancy, but she still wanted to swan around been an asshole not realising the gravity of her lie. After that It was all guns blazing, I scored woman after woman with my new found energy and anger. (I wasnt a dick I just didnt take any shit) Girls called me up tried hanging off me, tried to get me mad, anything to get me to be with them, but I wouldnt. 2 years after all this, I calmed down a lot, and got with a younger lass (i never learn do I?) and my brain said to me some place deep "this girl is going to have your baby" Id PICKED HER. When she made a mistake it wasnt "oh dont do it again" it was instant "GET THE FUCK OUT!" Come back when you realise i aint taking that shit! It took her about a month to realise all her games were pointless and i wasnt for moving, I checked her periods, everytime we had a split, then we arranged to have a baby (crazy i know but remember im proving to my self i can do this stuff and women are just something we can use) i was aggressive, warned her about facebook, warned her about her phone "any bullshit we are done" I got her that hooked on me when we argued she would sit outside MY HOUSE!!! Until I opened the door and said she could come back in. (but i never opened it till she went home and thought about it for a few days) Now I have a baby boy, looks the spit image of me, has my dimple on his left cheek looks exactly like my baby photos, and a good mother to my son. any bullshit she knows i will be down her throat. (Id still get a DNA test just to be sure you tell them this) I gave her a chance when she had the kid to prove she could be mature, she couldnt do it, now she is with a dipshit guy with no brains, has a car and PROVIDES FOR HER, take hers places, and puts up with her and my son, and I get to see him twice a week without the bullshit in between!!!! Am I happy? No. But im happy i conquered my demons. After this (now) is the point i started to mellow out more, where this road takes me i have no idea, but women be warned dont rouse my alpha he will kick the fuck out of you and you will be sorry. Is this not amazing to say men are at their peak for sexual activity in their late twenties then suddenly and without warning settle down to a content man in their 30s? bingo! I played the cards I got dealt, I could of done a lot better and saved my self a lot of hurt if i just knew how to stick up for my self as a man. The "Pool" of women i got to pick from are what you would call low end women, and from what i have got through i think i have done pretty fucking well so far. 1. Don't take any shit off women. 2. If she is a whore and sleeps with a guy when you have only been broken up a week or two never go back, but tell her what a slut she is. If you do demand STI checks, demand to see her period!!!! (Normally and I KNOW THIS HAPPENS women will get an abortion) 3. The girls I get for a LTR are always above average looks! So if they try to flirt with your friends, you take her some place out of the way get RIGHT in her face and shout SHOW SOME RESPECT! 4. If this shit sounds too much for you, you will never have equality with your women. 5. Aim for a mature chick not a young "Ill do what I want!!!" chick. 6. HOPE you meet a girl you just click with and NEVER have to be like this!!! 7. Cop callers! Some women use the cops to keep you in a "beta" state of mind. For instance, My girl wouldnt leave my house after a quick argument, so I threw her out!! She didnt like this, not one bit. She called the cops!!! ASSHOLE! Acused me of hitting her, so the cops took me in, I answered there questions and said "If you dont want someone in your house and they wont leave how do you make them leave? do you ask them quietly and politely to go?" the cops let me go. I hate cops when it comes to relationships!! they put their nose in when you are trying to keep your alpha status. It has NOTHING to do with them, unles that girl is walking out of the house black and blue (which they never do with me) then they can keep their fucking nose OUT. (And yes some women will use the cops against you) Good luck, you are going to need it!
  16. I once got punched in the face by a "man" lesbian. Then my buddy punched her right back lol
  17. Jury duty in the UK if you want to get off... Tell them you like a beer.
  18. Dam straight! No matter who I vote for it wont count. If I canvassed a thousand people who are sleepers on their vote... It still wouldn't count.
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