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The BBC our main media source do stuff like this all the time! We dont see all the real news only want they want us to see! For example search Emma west and you will see what I mean. She "carried" on on a tram in London speaking out in a very "common" way, the clip was uploaded to youtube, moment laters she was hunted down and arrested and reamanded in Jail. REMANDED FOR USING WORDS!!!! she spent nearly a month on remand and they were going to keep her in over xmas. A WEEK later 4 black Muslim girls got let off with beating the LIVING SHIT out of one white girl the girls excuses were "we are muslim and not use to drinking" At that moment I decided FULLY not to trust my country for everyone to be treated equal. If 4 white girls beat the shit out of a muslim girl while drunk you can bet your ass they would be In jail on a 3 stretch. In the UK people dont notice it because they are that conditioned to get on with stuff and keep there head down. And Ill tell you as it is, MUSLIMS get away with everything in this country. Bottom line for me is that I do not like any weak ass liberal, Id rather be right wing that put up with the political correct bullshit my country is having to deal with. I hate my government labour and the cons and the lib dems not one of them pussies will take us out of the EU And slam the gate down on immigration, then kick the fuckers out that have been in the country less than 6 months. Even the criminal element.

I managed to sort my knee out by doing one legged squats!!! I had to do those for a week to two weeks, it took for ever!!! Then i would go for a small jog say three quarters of a mile, when I realised I had no pain or "play up" I went down the local park and started the long incline hill (its very slightly uphill but its over a mile I go down it and back up it so i get a good work out on the way back) I struggled, but after every jog I make sure I do a few one legged squats normally 30 in 10's it feels like im trying to keep a balance in my legs/muscle/knee. Next year Im gearing up for better health and more exercise. There might be no good jobs or money in the UK but I can sure as hell look after my self best I can.

I watched this show on this american guy who was getting his corey enlarged. Anyway this guy is laid out on the table ready for operation, and I look at his wang and i thought "nothing wrong with that!" then the nurses start saying "Yeah its a little on the small side" I just thought, my god you have ALL been brain washed!!!!!!!! I dont claim to have the biggest penis in the world but its not something that bothers me or worries me. His girlfreind what a bitch she said "I had a partner who had a small penis I ended up cheating on him!" then she said "If my partner had a little penis i would end up cheating on him!" No wonder the poor guy is getting the operation, she basically just said "penis is everything" Then the guy has hang ups for the rest of his life, i felt sorry for him, he should of power bombed his girlfriend. I feel sorry for american men when it comes to women you guys go through too much bullshit!!!!!! I can only imagine the stress.

Great post. There is a "syndrome" developing because of this. (well not a syndrome but it has peaked on radars here and there) Basically guys jerk off quite often and lose that sexual edge as to not be too interested in seeking out a woman. Im serious, Why do i want to go to a bar, when I can just have totally less stress of clicking up something that sorts out my beans? Hang with my homies!!! no woman troubles!¬!!! Women tend to use sex (unless you have a great partner then good for you man i wish i did) as a weapon to keep us obedient that's what they used to do. Now they cant and men are becoming a lot more independent. My days of scoring countless chicks has ended, i have no time, no interest and all the drama that goes along with it, sure i would still bone a hottie if i met one that i liked. For the last year I have only slept with two women. My years prior to that would have me feeling ashamed of my tally. Now it feels better to be content,jerking the snake to purn is just a normal healthy thing for me now, it releases stress when i knock one out! Besides My standards are pretty high now she has to be attractive and she has to be loyal and intelligent, so when i go to the local pub the pickings are slim. and i dont pick up in bars anymore. In fact as far as scoring a chick goes my chances are at there best when i go for my weekly shopping!! I had my eye on a till girl. I was going to use a slow pick up, so when she billed me id be like "OMG your employers are con artists! Jesus!!" Then next time... blah blah blah and so on. When i meet a girl a genuinely like its different it will all be natural and i wont have to resort to pick up at all. (i hate pick up it de humanises your self) Younger girl say my minimum age would be 19 plus (im 30 i dont get away with like when i was 28 anymore) are completely hideous to me now, you see how immature they are, they will casue shit, invoke too much drama then yell "I can do what i want!!" NO YOU WONT BITCH! So I dump them and they turn psyco on me. Id prefer a partner now in her late 20s, hell just one woman who has her shit together isnt a cunt does not lie and has standards would help but i cant find one. So until that happens and i find the ultra elusive "trust worthy one" (to me they dont exist scientifficly) Then you bet your as Im gonna be jerking off to pron. But as far as pron goes, would you even get in to a relationship with one of those whores???? How in the fuck they will ever settle down and HIDE there past, some poor cunt will end up with one... Porn stars are gross sell outs disgusting human beings that make money on our hard wired instincts so they will always be a market for that shit. But in the mean time, I dont have to sit there going "Oh man i need to so badly get laid!!! then go out all guns blazing just so i can jizz in a whores face, end up 200 bucks out of pocket, then have some wench hanging off me.

You guys know this was an Emsley spoof topic right!! Look how normal we are, we are captain sensibles for sure!

I do try to keep fit, but like robert my body has taken a beating over the years. I have a creaky left knee, and a dodgy right shoulder. I used to keep my fitness schedule very basic, Id Jog 2 mile 2 or 3 times a week, (I still do just not lately been a bit down in the dumps) Then I would hit my bench, bench presses, dumbell curls, 50's, finish with push ups... There was a time i could just hit the deck and do 100 push ups in 20's now Im lucky if I get to 80... (I would mix push ups with the bench on an evening) Now I have got to the point with my aches and pains that a work out is something i have to really gear up for, it also does not help that im smoking 10 a day. And downing a bit too much beer than I should, my key aim for next year is to quit smoking!!!!! I have done it before and im gonna do it again. Hopefully that will be the building block i need to push me back in to exercise, and a better state of mind and a healthy body. I eat healthy considering my money restrictions. I lifted a weight last night that I used to just dominate and I sturggled! That was when I thought "wtf!!!" im only 30!!!!

Thats exactly what I was thinking.

Some guy knocks on your door and when you go to answer it it turns out he has you mixed up with someone else who set his car on fire. Here are some suggestions: a) Kick him in the Jaw and drop him in one. Go all liberal on him and discuss his mistake. c) Accept his point of view and admit it, then threaten to do it again if he wont clear off. d) Start flapping your arms about shouting "it wasnt me you fucker!!!" I was just wondering how would you guys deal with this? This guys name is Peter by the way, I thought if I gave him a name it would help.

Soup lads!

Vinnie! Congratulations on getting a job!

Great work! I love to see the forum all tidy and not a mile long page of scrolling. Great work cop.

Bigby! You are a cruel man! If you have secret feelings you can share them with all of us! We dont hate or judge here at 1emu. we love.

Why? I like you. Tell me plz.

They just got some random ass guy to say the words. Im sure a million metallica fans would of beat the shit out of their kids just to get a chance to do that.

Change is a good thing and im here for the long run. But yes Cop you need to trim the forum down, its like a womans nether regions that are over growing with all kinds of hair.

That's a good feature.

Could that be any more photo shopped? Emsley shuts mouth and moves on to different topic.

I aslo decided to post to see if it worked. Great blog Robert would read again

Could that be any more photo shopped?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PrdKmOesF8&feature=related Na man, ill pass.

Meow

Chrome is fast for me and the inbuilt spell checker helps me out a lot. The spell checker is often annoying though making you attempt a spelling of a word then it suggest 5 things totally stupid. The word "Movie" is still in there as wrong. I never got on with firefox after chrome.