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emsley

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  1. Deus EX HR IMO Started brightly but faded badly. Blink and its over. Ill deffo be getting batman arkum city no two ways about it, Ill be sure to check out skyrim too as its elder scrolls if im not mistaken, i used to love harassing and stealing shit in that game, rememeber once I went all the way to the top of a wizards tower and stole his ice staff or whatever. Ha!
  2. Thanks Ploggy, this will save me a neat 10 quid.
  3. ftp://ftp.worldofspectrum.org/pub/sinclair/magazines/C+VG/ Cheers mate Nice one fella, I went to the last cover and it's around super contra time, Im pretty sure Street fighter 2 Turbo was released quite a while after that.
  4. My stupid dog picked up the pad and nibbled the top right button off then chewed it up. (just the button) What could I use to bodge it up, baring in mind its a constantly used button? Stupid dog!
  5. Thanks man, Ill check it out with a pot of tea and a star bar. Any of you guys find the covers of C&VG Magazines? The first one I remember buying is the one with Blanka from street fighter 2 on the snes (the first game not turbo) It was the most awesome thing I had seen as a kid.
  6. Would love to check out the CVG issue for sure, fond memories. As a kid it was my pocket money all gone! Along with Gamesmaster. (The link to the CVG mag wont work for me)
  7. fuck off Taliban bastards! burn in hell!!!!!!!! No excuses we will defeat this evil.
  8. My interest in deus ex is failing pretty bad right now, last night i foudn my self navigating to a place i wanted to go and getting stuck in an ally, i just quit out! (zoned out) Driver sucks? Ill tll my cousin its not that good then. But he does like straight foreword driving games. There you go again with your dead island erection! I admit that i want though.
  9. Dues EX human Rev. Im going to review this game. For 1emu. I love it and hate it.
  10. No need to bow mate, but ill bow back. #bows# I read this today when the stress was up on me. I just turn it off now. they tried educing her today but it did not work (i haven't even talked to her in like 6 months) she has some kind of liver problem and if the baby goes full term it can be born silent. So they have to un plug it from the ovan. from now till late Friday////// any time really.
  11. That's a shitty question Shoma, I have already had one REAL fight over my ex girl this year, AND I also had to confront TWO dick weeds at my door who had been puppet mastered by me ex at my door, they came round to "sort me out" I answered it with my top off and, put it this way I was still talking when they left my door. Oh and two weeks ago she had manipulated ANOTHER two drunk guys to come kicking and banging my door. THATS THE LIFE I LEAD. These guys dont like it when i sort them out, they run off to the police, and with my criminal record for violence I would be in serious shit street. 18 hours in a holding cell aint my cup of tea no more. Did you know this EX girl is pregnant to me and ready to drop today? SHE might be a fucking moron, but im not going to jail so she can feel better about been a dirty slut. BE WISE.
  12. This just happened to me!!! I'm 30 years old and I just got rejected. I got her number, we talked on facebook for a while, then I "upped the stakes" I sent a few funny texts to her made her laugh etc (wherever she was laughing or not remains a mystery) then I did not text her for a few days. Re opened her, got good feeling, and used my classic line "I'm walking my dog tomorrow in the park, come with me if you like!" (in the past this has worked 7/10 times) Reply was luke warm at best, then began the "excuses" I said do you work? She replied "part time" it was like pulling fucking teeth. She had a kid, blah blah, " have to take kid to insert random fucking place" It annoys me as I know im doing them a favour when they have a kid (keep high status but not arrogant) I understand how important their children are to them as mothers, and "who they let it in" So i remembered the "desperation rule" and though "fuck you not meeting on Wednesday ok ill try another day" (i dont like to give up on the first knock back) So I thought fuck it, im too old and wise for this shit, either show some tits or im going to forget you. She was interested in meeting me at the local pub for a few "happy drinks" but then I got the cock block "the guy who is my kids dad goes in there drinking." Bye! A few weeks later I used facebook as my retribution tool status read " I just got the ultimate cock block Christina Perri - Jar Of Hearts song. FFS. Those shields are strong but I will defy them. I will defy." (yes this really happened) Her = small tear. They hate it, they see I get a good looking girl at least once a year (i hold out for the nice good looking ones) and when you are with someone then thats when they suddenly appear open to your approaches. Idiots.
  13. Oh man, the knees, untill your knees fuck up no one knows what its like. I have weakened knee ligament in my left one. Dole/benefits/unemployment payments received one day gone the same, any hope of a little fun for the week is out the door. I dont know what it is but 3 months back i was getting roughly the same benefit as I am now and I had just enough left over to get a new game, go to a football match, or buy some clothes if I needed them. Now it's in my hand and out, I truly feel like im in 80s England. if I could drive it would of opened up soooooo many options for me! My mother gets 2 years worth of back pay soon. (but because the council are tight fisted twats, they keep putting it off) and she has told me that she will help me re start my driving lessons this year if all goes well. This is the first piece of hope I have had all year. I have zero faith in my country at the moment.
  14. I had to laugh. The amount of everyday life hardships (worlds smallest violin) I have been going through in the past three months is driving me fucking bonkers. If there is ying and yang then I'm overdue by about 5 years.
  15. Not from a number I have never had ring me before, no. And this was out of the blue.
  16. Got a call, did not know whos number was flashing up. As I have been getting harassed by my ex girl I decided to ignore it, fair play right? It was my cousin who had some work for me!!! So i find out its my cousin and contact her and ion the space of 15 fucking minutes bang the job is gone!!!! FML. She did say she will contact me if anything else comes up though. No wonder i fucking drink too much beer.
  17. Im a sucker for a snicker bar, and a star bar. Kit kats are still pretty good, but stuff like rolos, and lions bars they screwed up, they taste like shti and hurt your damned mouth.
  18. fucking hell, which part of scotland you from?
  19. Show the builders the photos before you start and explain how you got raped last time, a good builder will sympathise and do a good job, this will make them "keep on the ball" but be nice to them, pots of tea n all that jazz. My bathroom sink is bunged up, my bath takes ages to drain off and it makes it hard to clean. Council fitted three doors in my flat and 2 of them dont click shut ......................................................... Id love to walk out on this shit hole, id take my clothes, my dog, my pc, and my guitar. (well maybe not the dog lol) The rest of the stuff I dont care about, maybe my bed it is a nice big wooden one... I hope my sister gets me that job soon as i am void of all hope in this tin shack. Got past the point that i want to spend any money on it doing it up. I pray for the day I can throw the keys at the fuckers and shout in the centre "you guys fucking sucked !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
  20. This americans is a normal reaction to living in a council house in the UK. Gamez fan YOU NEED to take photos, gather evidence and take it your MP, once those lads gets involved (just tell them you voted for them) the council shit bricks and sort it out. i know how you feel, my flats kitchens is completely decayed, my front room fucked, my bathroom getting there, my bedroom is still rough as a dogs ass, i was promised a new kitchen 4 YEARS AGO. No lick of paint will sort my flat out. they wont even fit me central heating.
  21. WWW.RAPEKITNEVERGETCAUGHTAGAIN.COM WWW.REALLIGHTSABRES.COM Just predicting the lame asses post.
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