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emsley

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  1. NOW YOUR GETTING IT! edit: this thread has inspired my first series: The warriors!!!! When your too dumb to know better - this is gold!
  2. Im the hero think I earned it by now/// Or maybe the bad guy in the background who stops the FINAL BLOW OF DEATH!!!
  3. How am i supposed to film my buddy gettign his ass beat off by the gay gang?
  4. I had a cheap camera 300 - 400 bracket, it was hard to work with to get decent results - Should it be fairly cheap to get something that digitally codes in to MPEG2 now? What about Mics? Edit: Pirating software is second nature to pros like us!
  5. Im not talking about porn on your mobile phone. A long time back me and my cousin started creating a small sketch that was pretty crazy - looking back and remembering what we did I now realise it was one of my really old ideas that could possibly have done something if we had put more effort into it. I immediately saw the restrictions of the "camera" I was using, no good for longer distance shots (I hate this word) and poor audio reach made for low quality audio - in some situations. A good reccomendation in "starter kit" such as which camcorder - lights - etc would be a nice start, I will obviously have to grab me some stable video editing software as when I tried it last time round the software was poor and crashed often - Audio dub should do the trick at first - but any further editing will probably be beyond me.
  6. It's not so much as "refusing" a job as facing the financial diffciultes and new problems that I will face. After speaking with an adviser i could be topsy turvy for as much as a few months till i "settle" back in to work. This means any new employer may have to put up with my brain been fried cause i can get low energy, like a brown out. What use am i if i am having a day off a week and falling asleep on the job? They are gonna fire my ass. If you know anyone who is stuck on benefits and especially in england (I say stuck this is not the case) after doing the math for a minimum paid job you would be "mad" to go and work like a slave for only 30 pound more a week - than what you get on benefits. I want to work - I want to better my self but its more difficult than youcould imagine at the moment, also Im a plasterer Im supposed to get 300 to 400 per week min... So when someone offers you a min paid job..
  7. WTF! HAN SOL0 NEVER SAID THAT. Im mailing my friends THEY HAVE TO SEE THIS,.
  8. http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4593541 Hahahahaha
  9. http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4593289 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4593381
  10. I get hacked by aliens all the time!
  11. I get this really pissed off feeling like I have wasted my years since 2007 - personally I think I might always have a problem with beer, I have been offered 3 jobs - one at a warehouse, one at some other place and one at a cash converters. I tell people "im not ready for a job" and its true I have been out of work for 3 years and gone threw some less than nice times with women. Its the stress - and boredom I think that is half the battle. Cheers solid.
  12. I haven't used a firewall in like 5yrs like cinder said for home user's there is really no point in it. What if someone sneaks a trojan on your pc and your firewall blocks its access after discovering your bank details?
  13. yeah I guess so - I wish I could see it like that!
  14. I have been itching to go dry for about a month now as you all know I do have a problem with the old beer. I have done it before for 3 months and I hope to do it again, my problem recently got worse and I now realise its time to attempt to take control back over the problem. I used to enjoy not been a drinker - sure I LOVE a beer, but at the same time its great now to want one or need one, and man I hate waking up with hangovers, im sick and tired of the fucking things, so i do the "hair of the dog" a few tins to bring me round sure it works but the old "feeling like shit" feeling soon returns. Last week I managed 5 days without a beer but then this crushing wave of PURE boredom came over me, Im sat in my parents watching the news and how no one can get a job or there is no money left in the country, then my old man comes home and puts some proper crap on TV and starts playing this game on his mobile phone and irritates the crap out of me, it was like 5 in the afternoon and i had ten bucks so yea you know what i did... 8 tins. two years back i was ultra disciplined with beer I would drink once threw the week normally Wednesday and a weekend, and that would be it! I just got paid so i reckon its the best time to give it the shove. Im BORED of drinking, Im SICK of hangovers, and Im SICK of the damage im doing to my body. There has to be more to life then drinking at home and going out, man im just itching for a new direction or SOMETHING! This time last year I would get a few days work when I work I WONT drink, been out of work just fucking throws that out of the window... Would any of you admit to having a beer problem?
  15. Hes getting it out of his system. http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4592660 http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4592916
  16. you should just send her a message saying she has been exposed and leave it at that. She is obviosuly a nut job and any hopes of a logical out come from her are next to zero.
  17. why stop here? Give her it. Give her the biggest fuck you, you can possibly deliver. Im all for splitting, departing, going own ways but this... ATTACK!!! ATTACH BAYONETS!
  18. rofl that'll ruin everything methinks! She'll delete all of the profiles and we'll have nothing. You love her broskif?
  19. Lets throw another shrimp on the barbie!
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