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emsley

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  1. I went with avast plus it sounds like a pirate would use it so it was the obvious choice.
  2. My video game would be inspired by postal 2 for sure. But with just more sick crazy shit.
  3. You're thinking to far ahead... Sometimes you just have to act, know what I mean broksif?
  4. Yes and change the sites address to "Penis slapping"
  5. I made a list of stuff we can do to her (if its a she) 1. Punch her. 2. Drown her. 3. Set her on fire. 4. Suffocate her with a pillow. 5. Eat her legs. 6. Bukkake her to death. 7. Rape her. 8. Send her funny facebook messages. Hope you like my ideas guys it took me a long time to think of them.
  6. Regardless of whether or not you were being cheeky --- Yes, but it seems old Xbox is only good for modding and emulators these days, and that's the only reason said subforum gets all the traffic it does. I rarely go there, so I honestly don't know half the shit and drama that goes on there. For this reason alone we should penis slap it.
  7. Dont sweat it bro - i reckon this sucks - and i can imagine anyone falling for this. edit: give mer her facebook she aint fucking with the 1emu boys!! ON ON ON!
  8. i got avast seems ok for now - it already found a virus as i have been with out protection (haha) for a week now.# Now I need a firewall.
  9. Most likely a scam account////// DONT ADD PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW!!!! Or at last look for some social proof to back them up, unlucky skin, but a lesson learned...
  10. My kaspersky xpired, and AVG bombs out on the update what others could I try? is avast a good one?
  11. Times are bad regardless of winter. Stop the CUTS = Cunts. The people in America are far more "less outnumbered" than the cunts who sit up high waving their cocks as their check books explode. Im coming from honesty and here guys - please tell your people that our government are a set of crooks. In the next two years . I cant even think about it. keep the pressure up to knock these mindless Thatcherite - zombie fucks. DONT FALL FOR THESE ASSHOLES THEY ARE HERE TO DESTROY THE WORKING MANS SOLE. Remember, remember the fifth of November gun powder treason and plot. FIGHT NOW FIGHT WITH US OR WE WILL BE EXTINCT. I know you feel this like I do guys. I know you do. i hope.
  12. I know im the top gun - but thanks your fan mail is appreciated.
  13. I dont buy it AT ALL. If im proved wrong then so be it ill slap my own face off.
  14. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-11937110 Soon after the wiki leaks documents hit the net the guy gets remanded???? The charges: Used his body weight to hold down Miss A in a sexual manner. (so you mean he forced her to have sex?) Had unprotected sex with Miss A when she had insisted on him using a condom. (wait a minute so he forced her but she said use a condom???) Molested Miss A "in a way designed to violate her sexual integrity". (called her a slut as he boned her and spanked her ass? or forced pickled eggs inside her ass?) The only REAL charge i can see is this: Had unprotected sex with Miss W while she was asleep. Yeah thats rape. wtf!
  15. Uk got hit by a shit load of the stuff - now its turned in to the "ice that even if you are a ninja will still go on your ass stuff."
  16. Shit guys how old are we? I cant help it i had a few beers but FUCK!!! this noob turns up and slams in a post and gets "advice" like this, man. fuck off!
  17. Is it fast? is it the bees knees? Looks like shibat has a talent for it.
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