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Haha i wanna watch!

I stop buying all these yearly releases of sport games oh wait, you are not buying too, right? Screw FIFA for now, no doubtr they will release a patch then the EXE wont work and destory my save games, I will wait till its patched and cracked again, dont care all that much about it to be honest. On the other hand PRO evo fired up nicely then all the buttos were really fucking set wrong, imagine playing pro evo for 8 years then all the buttons change, so I nearly head butted the dog and thought this was another grand screw up, anyway I digged around and fiddled with the controll setting in another exe that was in the pro evo folder, it changed the buttons to what I knew expect it flipped the "run - long ball" buttons which really threw me for six as those are the buttons you use at free kicks to determine if you use the inside our outside of the foot. I cant seem to switch these without breaking it all. 90% of a game is better than nothing though, seriously had high blood pressure today.

FIFA11 At first I thought the world hated me it was the THIRD game that ran like shit out of the last 3 new ones I had pinched. Turns out it has some kind of wierd "lag" bug from what I could tell this could be quite good, It was 4 in the morning and I was really tired reading up on how to get it running right, way too much I might try again today but I got the new Pro evo hopefull that will deliver or thats 5 games that have let me down wickid bad.

Universal soldier regeneration. Took a gamble on what I thought could be totally and utterly shite. Its set in "Chernobyl" but it actually isnt I know Chernobyl, I have seen many many photos, ok i know they are not going to really set it in Chernobyl haha, anyway. The movie has a very grimy look to it, bleak and cold, van dam LOOKS OLD AND TIRED. The "Pre" build up is very average gun battles with the enemy Universal soldier. (just one pretty bad ass type of guy) beating up regular guys and a few Unies that the good guys have, it is set in russia I can tell with the decor of the buildings etc or even the ukraine. When the films has finished blabbing on a load of medicor the real action starts as van dam is drafted back in as a "recuperated" Universal, he soon goes back to been bad ass, the film is very violent in places and actions scenes are done "Ok" with only the really juicy bits coming near the end. Dolph lundgren (dragooo) has a great fight with van dam and has a really quirky death, then when van dam encounters the pit bull all hell breaks lose. I would only watch this if you have a retro tear for van dam movies and the original universal soldier, a bit near the end they must of ran out of money, the spray painted a large container white to make it look all scientific and shit, and you can tell its a cargo thing hahahaha Edit: The weaponry... Odd as fuck, why the hell can they afford to make universal soldier but only equip them with M16s? Enemy has your usual AK hybrids oobkans etc (um might be the wrong name im a stalker fan)

Treat your self to the entire red dwarf series.

My blood pressure couldn't cope with that shit.

Her tits were a perfect cup and on display nicely.

Pandorum This movie has everything, it feels like aliens, dead space, event horizon , and with imaginative ideas every step of the way. The ending is awesome, you really should see the movie and im not kidding when i give it 9.5/10 shit hot.

watched RED it was really good, loads of old faces.

i fancied front mission but heard way too many bad things about it

its going now found a screener

Hahahahahah i have this image of johnny depp flapping his arms around

THIS IS CINDER!

I wanna see this shit

IF I HAVEN NO OTHER CHOICE!!!!

Jean cluade is king altohugh his new films are woefull. I hear universal regeneration is supposed to ok.

Would eat also, subway fuckers never put enough on my sub. Apart from one time when it was too hot.

im freaking out.

Yeah that shits a shock, just put them back in their place ASAP. fraudulent slips!

SOLID HUG ME PLEASE IM SAD.

so you think its my wisdom teeth? why the hell have they woke up now? Feels like i have been punched in the jaw really hard.

I think its my wisdom teeth, my back right and top right hurts, not as much to say "THAT HURTS SONOFABITCH!" But enough for me to go "NuGGGgghhh", then it changes todayits the left side and my jaw is stiff or sore its odd. is this my wisdom teeth? i just had an xray one month back and they did not say anything to me.

I remember quite a few times when this has just "slipped out" off a woman's gob. These are the bad eggs. I was once stood in my kitchen smoking weed (3 years ago) and that shit hit me pretty hard and i was semi fucked/semi awake and the bitch stood in front of me put her face up to me like i was "out of it and said "You're nothing but a fucking idiot." (yes said in nasty way) I immediately stood up and she kinda went away from em and went and sat on the bed, I said "What the fuck did you just say to me!"? She shut up and looked sheepish. Another time a guy must of been doing this lasses head in, when they stepped out of the car she couldn't hold it in any-more and shouted "Will you just shut fucking up!!!" he drove her home and that was that.

I draw dick butt and put it on my pc desk hanging of my speaker.

LOVE IT PIRATE WILL! HAHA