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this is the funniest shit I have read in a long time.

quit witch yo jibba jabba fools!

Ya i was drunk, i need a job or something. Still ment it though.

no guys come on here is my song for you. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqodCNWqS8c

what?! I thought you were in love I wish. Tough break man - maybe its a tough shit test in disguise. Man hugs from Leeds.

Uh oh the honey moon period is over for ryan - talk to us buddy. you're not alone.

come on mate you deserve better for your self and for the woman you let in your life.

Borderlands was kinda "grindy" for an FPS. Ill still have my save game backed up from my reformat. I did like the game though - and I would like to go back to it but it just slipped away.

My man cave (corner) has my shoes on the floor, 9 tins of empty larger, an eaten pot noodle. vitamin tablets, baccy, ash, rolling papers, lighters, a guitar tuner, and a drawing of dick butt hanging of my speaker. And general grubbyness.

Classic ryan. hahahahaha

These.

LOL no... I dont care how old you are, lying on your side for more than 12 hours, even with brakes, will make you uncomfortable. I agreed though grim - i member playing uncharted two on my sofa in front of the TV and was like "fucking cant get comfy son of a bitch!" The only time I can play and not think about my seating is when its a frantic game, such as FPS on line.

Yeah as you get a little older gaming positions are harder to hold.

WHat is your job, Inky? I'm a field training manager for the largest (by total man hours) security company in So-Cal. My main duties are to make sure every security guard in my devision is trained properly. But since I am the graveyard guy I have to handle any thing that comes up after hours, from covering sick calls to starting workmans comp paperwork. Your the head of the night watch, you ARE batman!

I cant stand going in GAME in the UK. Just pisses me off the amount of people they rip off.

Ya totally! I did nights once - for a month it was torture had to quit.

Nicotine inhaltor is the best thing I ever used, your first few goes though "LOL" I never got the craving on those things just the dam habbit of doing something...

Haha will hears me on FM. The jobs I would be taking would probably be menial as well such as warehouse work (some guys like it Im not a fan of it no more) or food production I can still make the dough up for bread, pitty bakery hours are so messed up i loved working there. I am a trades man that never quite got to Finnish his schooling in plastering and its dam annoying even if I had wheels and was up to 100% confidence the work would still be crazy to get a hold off at the moment. Im always counting on been a plasterers "buddy" who will always pay me less than what im worth or could be worth. Like you said will living with family is better. I am strongly believing that my Achilles heel is this flat - the sooner I can ditch it and get in to some work the better it gets for me. So its a new problem, ditching the flat and getting in with family just so i can build again.

Semi-pro.

Well I FINALLY figured out my "job stuff. Ok As I sit in this flat i cant take a minimum wage Job 40 hours per week and bring home £950 - a month (if im lucky it will be weekly pay) Then I took out all my bills, rent and, foods. 320 rent weekly food 60 times 4.= 240 electric is 20 a week (more if im in the house more often) council tax 55 (per month) Tv licence and water (20 a month) Bus pass is 15 a week maybe a little more =60 Moneys for work (cmon man we all need some little treats at work) is about 3 quid a day. Smokes 28 quid a month. So that means im left with "272 pound" per Month to play with. This has got to keep clothes on my back my phone bill and eventually phone and internet SO FOR WHAT I HAVE RIGHT NOW ILL BE WORKING AN EXTRA 200 QUID THATS 50 POUND EXTRA A WEEK!!!!! I can get this working on the side. So I have concluded that if I want to work I have to give up my flat and find some place were things will be a lot easier on me, such as moving back to my parents house, or my sisters and paying them less rent. Finding a girl who get her house paid for or fidning cheap accomidation. In turn I will be able to save up for a trip to whereever I want to go, china? singapoe? Recently my sisters friend is coming over from switzerland and knows the lore of the land, if I can get in with her WHO KNOWS!!? I think its absolutely disgusting that if i want to have something that resembles "a reasonable life style" that I have to seek out a partner that I may/may not be "that in to." PEOPLE HOLD YOU TO RANSOM FOR THIS SHIT! If I want to be 50 pound better off a week I duck and dive and do it my way, In the meantime I am having to wait on opertunaties to present them selfs to me and keep my ears open for anything I can get a hold of. Dam it!

If you dont smoke then dont start! The morning smoke is my best one, espcially if I time it correctly with morning toilet stop and pot of tea. for these 5 minutes I am truly free. Sometimes I hold my poop in to get this combination.

Everytime you stop you "learn" whats best and whats not it takes a while.

I like hand rolled smokes - I rarely smoke a "regular" smoke unless im out and thats all there is. I get it real cheap - a common feature in UK for 50g of baccy. I aint got a clue how many I smoke, I can tell the difference when i was on baccy though compared to regular smoke, unless I smoke Virginia that shit clogs me up.

Bollocks all, Figured out I need a new graphics card, applied for a job (which i wont get and scares the shit out of me coming of benefits) , have this lass clinging to me for dear life, moved back home, Juts tappin my foot to teh rhythm of life.