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Then we wouldnt be here....

Wtf are you talking about? On another note, these are meer newspaper comics, they're designed for people who probably do read the news paper, which half the time are pricks, but not all of them, but either way sometimes the obvious is what's actually funny. Not the other way around, cuz breaking down a joke makes it unfunny...duh.

Water is pointless if the planet is so far away and the cost to colonize it is tremendos, we can bearly afford gas and they give a rats ass about the moon.

Very true, he shouldve made the crowd laugh at them instead of doing what he did. My two favorite comedians arent white (Dave chapelles/Carlos Mencia) So they really arent close to this kind of encounter in particular Carlos mencia isnt even funny, that other guy, gorge lopez is funny, and dave too, man I high on pcp, I was about to ask you how you was following me.

She's not that impressive.

Fock you doing in that city boy? We dont tolerate outsiders in SAY-TOWN.

Well we're in as deep as we are, so pulling out is gonna be a big waste, so give it time and run with it. A nation isnt built in a day, or a month, or 3 years, so just wait.

Two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Rick james, f.ucking....yeah, rick james.

Damn thats way better than mine, I'd buy it from you but I dont know, I kinda just save and use my money on my car, so I dont know.

Hated that place, no roms or anything.

But if you go to BK, that creepy King dude will sleep with you... Sounds like you say that out of personal experience.

Maybe cuz you havent cut your log and it scares people, or your door lamp was off.

Man, I havent done shyt. Well yeah I have, lets see, I got my financial aid money and ened buy my car a new exhaust, new rotars and brake pads, all 4 shocks replaced...um...bout it for that, I would say that adds up to...lets see $313 for the exhaust, $173 for the brakes and rotars, $194 for the shocks, so in total 680 on my car this month. Oh yeah and I got it a tune up, well just the spark plugs and wiring, and a radiator flush, but I'll count that as last months bill, and car payment, but whatever. Oh yeah, my damn dog got sick. I dont even wanna call him my dog. I paid like $160 at the vet cuz he got that palovz virus or whatever for medication and then my g/f took him again for another check up and like spent $80 for some more shyt, and like now he needs like his vacines, which would have resolved all of this from the beginning but I didnt wanna give my g/f any money cuz like come on, look at all the stuff I've already spent, thats like $1000, and like im like working almost full time and going to college so like money doesnt always come that easy. On another note. Man, the hosteses at work are f#%#king hot and not legal. lol. I got like one of them on myspace, she's like originally from south america, el savador I think, and she's like naturally tan, or dark or whatever, and on halloween she dressed like a "sluty substitue teacher" which I think is bs, she just looked like some puck girl with converse on, but her legs were smoking. Thats just one of the girls, there's another one too, her skin is more light complected but she chest is banging, and he booty is nice too, she's got more of a package than the first girl but she's a bit more "party girl".

NoBoDy EvEr CoMmEnTs On MiNe. F$#@$k YoU Guys. Yes I Said It, F$#@$k You Guys.

Maybe becuase, this is stupid. Just a thought.

SUCKS TO BE YOU! Ha, turns out they're gonna play them in my city, I might go check one out.

It's kool, just dont fck around and you'll be alright. It's kool, just dont fck around and you'll be alright.

I use EI, but I dont like the new version, very aol-ish.

Wtf does that mean. Speak english. Nobody eats that shyt so how will anybody know wtf you're talking about? You should use something more common like blue cheese or something. Is that so much to ask for.

Oh and this coming from an 18th century writer's best friend?

You're either gay, or a novelist. I sure hope it's the second one becuase I fear for your buddies in gym class. lol at the unnesessary asinine remark Im not an ass, you're an ass. I dont know dude. You described everything so vividly that I felt as if I was there myself. The detail was that of an 18th century writer. So yeah, you're gay.

You're either gay, or a novelist. I sure hope it's the second one becuase I fear for your buddies in gym class.