Sybarite Paladin AxL

Yes, you probably would make a big deal out of it. And that "saviors" bit could do with a second opinion. Also, keep in mind, Iraq is not America just yet. It's gonna take a couple more years before they import your Wal-marts, KFCs, American Gladiators and the growing atheism trend.

I see no difference between a fat ass and a big ass, because to me no big/fat ass is a good ass.

You can get episodes off teh intahrwebz like 3 to 4 days before they air sometimes.

Big butts are horrible. I've never understood what you guys see in huge buts, and tbh I find it disgusting. I do the same as BK anyway. Symmetry hooooooooo. Nice face + the specifications under: perfect girl for me. I'm borderline lolita when it comes to my preference in women xD. They have to be small, slim, and have medium-small boobies and a really small ass. That being said, I want them to be extremely curvy and flexible as hell. Yeah, I'm a pretentious bastard, but that hasn't stopped me

That trailer was great. I can't wait. Sucks that Yuri won't be in, even if he is obsolete story-wise. Also sucks that we won't get Boris back...

Well, I'm a sad case. 3. Mostly because of the fact that a lot of girls I've gotten with I didn't manage to sleep with. And the girls I did sleep with I slept with for a while before moving on. oh btw, pic of my new gf: She is phenomenal, I'm really infatuated with her and the sex is brilliant. I'm happy

I've got a patched one that works just fine in XP, also CD audio works just fine if you know how to listen to it

Speaking of which does anyone have a link to the PC iso they could PM me?

Yeah but I can't shake the feeling that the cancer that is killing /b/ will not go away. Mostly because of all the newfags drawn in by the Anon campaign against Co$... By the fvcking way, Operation Fair Game Stop On the 10th of May!

Best MK Trilogy version is on the PC really... @Skythe: admit it, my bastard child owns

Such a blatant scam the DRM is...

Does it add some sort of odd flavor to the game or something? Am I missing it? Someone please explain. It's just a block/run button dude... There's a great many other aspects we could improve upon that would have much more impact than a block/run button...

Just get a keyboard, problem solved

TBH, I feel the weapons are pretty much a staple of MK. Think about it, way back to MK3, characters would have combos where they'd randomly pull out of a weapon out of hammerspace and use them for 1 blow then hide them back again and continue comboing, so yeah, I wouldn't do away with the weapons. But they went too far with MK4 onwards in this department I'd most definitely not do what they did. As in, give you huge advantages like a gigantic range, obscene chip damage and a severely increased priority. If any of you have played Ninja Master's, you'll know what I'm talking about . Here's a medal... We all know how to use them correctly dude... it's just overly redundant when the same job could be done better by holding back/double taping forward.

Following the announcement of what to me signals of the end of a decaying franchise, namely Mortal Kombat vs DC, I'm appealing to the 1emu members to create their own Mortal Kombat features and add ideas that may potentially save the franchise. This is just a discussion, not a petition or any of the sort. I'll start. My Mortal Kombat would be a dream match. It would contain each and every character up until MKA, including the ones from Special Forces and Mythologies. It would be a high-res 2D game. Gameplay is as follows: 1. Blocking would be mapped to the back button 2. Running would be double-tap-hold forward button 3. Complete character redesign so they don't look like palette swaps with a different stance. (think any 2D MK) 4. Special moves will be reinserted, each character will have up to 7 special moves. Parry a la SF3 is also in. 5. Doing away with 2 fighting styles per character, each character will use 1 fighting style unique to that character 6. Doing away with the standard techniques available to each character (roundhouse, sweep, uppercut) 7. Button layout would be as follows: LP, LK, HP, HK, Roll, Weapon Swap. 8. Weapon combat available a la Ninja Master's (can be switched in and out of at any time, weapon can be dropped, thrown and picked up, does not make you obscenely effective like it is in MKDA, MKD etc., however when blocking with a weapon, no chip damage occurs, and you can't pick up the other guy's weapon). 9. While you will see an increase in chip damage when blocking against a weapon-wielding opponent (and more blood), unarmed characters will have access to a weapon flipping technique (think Samurai Spirits). 10. Each character will have access to different costumes, each with up to 5 selectable palettes mapped on the first 5 buttons. The player can create up to 5 customized palettes for their character's body and special moves, which will be selectable by holding down the 6th button and pressing one of the other 5. 11. Blood and gore galore. 12. No more dial-a-fatality crap. 13. Each character has access to 3 unique fatalities, an animality, a friendship, 2 hara-kiri (1 honorable and 1 violently gory and funny) and a brutality. Stage fatalities will also be implemented. All of these will be standardized to classic motions like qfcx2+P/K. No more crazy button inputs a la Shun Goku Satsu. 14. Brutalities will be mash-dial-a-combo style. The character goes up the enemy, presses 1 button and goes into a custom combo sequence (a la SFA2/V-ISM). A bar will start decreasing in which the player has time to mash the attack buttons as much as possible. During this time the character will not attack but start tensing up and doing battle shouts. Once the bar ends the character will start the brutality sequence landing very fast blows. Massive amounts of blood and gore will ensue, and the last hit will always make the poor sap on the receiving end either explode or lose a great many chunks of his/her body. Oh, during the mash sequence you can also switch back and forth from your weapon for added style. 15. Johnny Cage's nut cracker punch will hit anyone, including women. 16. Tag mode will be available, as well as the simultaneous brutality, the tag brutality and the double brutality (2on-victim, 2on-victim-one-after-the-other, and 2on-both-victims) or any combination of brutalities, fatalities, animalities or friendships on both the receivers. (i.e. Liu Kang can befriend Scorpion, while his ally, Kung Lao can brutalize Scorpion's ally, Shang Tsung at the same time.) 17. If you think an enemy does not merit any of the special finishers stated above, weapon finishers a la Samurai Spirits Zero Special will be in (cross-torso cuts, mid-section-cuts, beheadings or vertical-body-cuts) 18. Special moves will also have a similar, more powered up version of their standard versions if performed on an opponent who is about to receive a finisher. (i.e. Tsung throws a fireball that would of normally just burned the opponent a bit, but because is about to get finished, the fireball will charbroil him instead.) That's all for now. I've run out of ideas. I'm counting on you guys .

A remake of Trilogy would be superb on PC, XBL and PSN. That would surely surpass the crap they're making now...

Ahh the familiar sounds of complacency. The secret... IS willpower. Sure, getting help and support from others can go a great deal, but it boils down to, "if you cannot help yourself, you will fail" Friends and Family... Loved ones are a tremendous support. But even if someone helps you, if you do not capitalize on the situation, it will all slip through your fingers. If you want to succeed in life, you gotta struggle. If you aren't struggling, you aren't working hard enough. What happens to me, is I work hard to get somewhere, and when I'm there, instead of taking the next step... I chill, and do not build upon the life I am forging. I am not mad about it, because the only thing that matters in life, is others... and how you treat them. So I have no regrets. But I sure would like to work on things here and now, while I still can... instead of wasting away opportunities, by being complacent. WAKE UP! That was not meant to offend, it's just, it often feels like a dream, where nothing is real enough, until its too late.... so... wake up. Didn't take any offense whatsoever. I know you're trying to help. While I know what the secret is, I don't know the way to getting any of said willpower... I like the way how you think do. I feel the same way. What's most important in life is the people around you... The Paladin way...

You'll be glad to know Cinder that 4chan is the source of Anonymous, or otherwise known as the bane of the Church of $cientology. Get a clue will ya...

And if you're home and you've got a Slim, you can now hook up your PSP to the TV and play games with the TV's screen or watch Youtube

Different times man, different times. WTB word by word japanese translation of the original FF script...

You also forgot to mention that a lot of the remade localizations still suffer from idiotic minuscule censorship and a severe infusion of american popular culture (i.e. utter crap) in it's dialogue...

Yeah... I was under the impression that it could. Can't it run MAME or something?

I bought my first music CD this year, I haven't done that since August 2006...

Long time coming. Won't make a dent in all the retarded lobbyist's campaigning tho...

Umm, is that spelled wrong or something? I can't tell, I'm still coming down. What I was saying was is that all I've been doing on it is playing Gears of War. Didn't really see what other stuff it can do.