Sybarite Paladin AxL

Are you a Scorpio by any chance? And if you aren't, you're most definitely a Virgo.

Listen guys, the dude obviously came here because he needs some help. Maybe he's just not ready to surpass his condition yet because quite possibly he hasn't understood it fully himself. This shit isn't something people overcome overnight, bam snap your fingers. You can bash him or whatever but in the end we've all at some point in our lives needed help or advice. He needs help and advice at the moment, even though he's trying to convince us he doesn't using some sort of denial logic or trying to convince himself. Yes, I'd smack him upside the head if I ever saw him myself, but the intention would be to help him wake up. Because he has the potential to get over this, he just needs a large nudge, something to widen them eyes a bit, ya know? edit: also, dude. what are your desires? what do you want? what makes you happy? have you tried everything that has the potential to make you happy?

I think you'll find this quite adequate for your situation. Also, I sometimes feel the same way as you. I just don't give up. And it's worked. I'm ever so slowly making progress. I'd recommend you first getting a hooker. Also, if at all possible, try to get into very violent fights and survive. That's sure to change your perspective a bit. What you need is extremes right now. I'd also recommend you trying to achieve financial independence and indulging your pleasures. I found that striving for and living for pleasure works for me. But, as with everything else, that takes effort. So put some backbone into it. Also, lose weight (shot in the dark here, don't know what your weight is) but yeah, lose weight, work out, get yourself to look better. Eat better (fruit works), smile more, don't start smoking cigarettes, start doing doing drugs (anything earthy like weed and shrooms). Check on all your friends, see who's more socially active, and go out on the town, get wasted, get a bitch drunk, fuck her etc. Also, you're from Egypt if I remember right. Get out of there. Go into some crazy European country. Find a scholarship or some shit in Europe, go there and quit Egypt for good, start a business, don't work for a boss, make plans. Listen to every type of music possible. Question your religion, find your own or get a set of core values. A man is not a man without honor. Drink, drug up, fuck and work out. Read some literature in between. Good luck.

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I've already been playing against the Ai for quite some time using those utilities, but it's getting quite boring. So now I play something else until my friend stops playing on his beta account, at which point in log on his and play a couple of matches. My friend is asking absolutely everyone he meets during matches if they have a friend invite or beta key for his "brother"(me). Might seem cheesy but we're as close as brothers anyway. We've currently got two people that might give us a beta invite, one keeps stalling us and says he's gonna give it 100% but never logs on and the other says he hasn't decided yet.

Dear 1emulation forum members. I am in desperate dire need of your utter most kindness. As you all know, StarCraft 2 is currently during it's Closed Beta phase. To get in, one must have a beta key from Blizzard (only for Battle.net account owners) or have an invite on their account if they've had their account for a while. My efforts to attain such an account have been fruitless. I have tried everything possible. My only hope now is to rely on the kindness of my fellow 1emulation forumites. I realize that these coveted beta keys go for as much as 300$ on eBay. I realize most people would rather sell them than enjoy such a great game. I am not such a person. Most of you have known me for quite a while and I dare say that you've come to know me as an honest person. If you can find it in your heart to part with such a key or send out a friend invite in my general direction, I would be eternally grateful. I would also be able to send out an invitation to the Heroes of Newerth Beta (a DotA successor) to that person if he/she would so desire. Dear friends, my last hopes reside with you. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.

Hakan... is pure... win. HAKAN!

I may be a little late but you do have backup. Also voted on as many pics of her as I could find. Have no clue on how many there are tho. Good thing they're labbed with the name of the girl. edit: just went through the entire 98 picture gallery, voting what I hope were all of them of both your girl and that other chick.

Completely forgot, Ago. I know I asked you something but I don't think I can remember when or what. Anyway, yeah, I'm kinda pissed that part is so damn obscure, wish there were hardware stores that had that.

iPod Classic 160GBs

A while ago, my iPod Classic stopped charging. I chopped it up and messed around with it, only screwing it up even more by crushing a plastic(I assume) piece that was used to hold the cable end that connected the battery to the logic board. Sent it to some random dude my dad knew, he just soldered 3 wires from the cable to the coverless pins. Opened it up today with too much force and the wires broke off. Can't charge it again. So I figured instead of sending it to some random retard to fix it for me with some half-assed soldering, I'd just try and buy that damn plastic part again and connect the battery normally. Here's the part I need from the logic board. It's the upper leftmost corner of the board. What the fuck is it called? http://s2.guide-images.ifixit.com/igi/4EQMvMPQBVqOoQ4i.large

I caved in, I had my brother pay my wow account yesterday.

I'm trying to find out if there are any better IRC clients other than mIRC made especially for file sharing. Any recommendations?

Aww man, that's nice. I've yet to get mine and I'm 20.

I'm in the exact same spot as Will here, only I'm still existing parasitically on my parents' wallet, so it's good. I still have no plans or motivation, I'd rather play/drink/smoke all day. If one day I disappear from this forum completely, you'd have a story to tell. "I once met an awesome, handsome, exemplar of a dude from Romania. He's a hobo now tho." And it's spelled "ouroboros"

So what? People like you and me need to rise up and conquer this damn world. We should rise and shepherd the ignorant masses to further our purposes. Getting tired of politicians telling you how you should live? Rise up and strike them down! For the Emp... sorry, getting a bit too fanatical there. Anyway, point is, if we want this world to stand up to an alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, we need to do something.

Great interview, keep it up Fatal. And Will, I'm pretty sure you'll soon find your own mountain to stand on, my friend. I wish you the best of luck. This thread brightened up my day. Thank you.

So Fatal, any news on the aussie booty call?

You mean the Mortal Kombat cover? There's shitloads on youtube.

The reason I'm asking is because, during the brief period I spent studying in England, I encountered an alarming rate of students suffering from different types of dyslexia, and as I discussed it with them, they told me that it is extremely common, especially amongst younger generations. So I was just asking to somewhat verify that theory. @Ice Man: Thanks for pointing that out, I'm always trying to improve my grammar, and the spellchecker doesn't kick in for titles. Corrected.

Is more than half of your entire population dyslexic?

Two days ago.

If anyone could possibly link me to a really brutal mortal kombat metal remix I would really love it. So far this was the best I could find. I'm looking for something that boils the blood and just makes you want to fuck shit up. s-_Dhb9YyPs

Unfortunately, posting links related to warez and warez-like material is strictly forbidden on the forum. Please read the rules next time before posting. (Thanks for the heads-up tho )

Vote Gryph for president! I got my vote! Woohoo! Change we can believe in!