I see no conspiracy. They simply are going to have those buttons be "X" and "Y", theres already an "A" button, and the trigger on the backside will probably be called "B" rather than "Z". Why must these people spend so much time on stuff like this? What a waste of time....... My wondering is left to the "Home" button. What will it's function encompass? I'll lay money on one of it's functions being a major button in a *gasp* web browser for the Revo. Nintendo is all over the whole "Wireless Internet out of the box" thing. Finally, the whole LCD thing is bullsh!t, Nintendo has stated time and time again that they want to keep the Revolution cost effective, so that it sells to people who wouldn't normally buy a console. Add even one LCD, and you're adding a sizeable chunk (In proportion to overall cost) to the cost of the system. No LCD anything out of the box, I'll bet money on that too.