Krosigrim

Hey welcome! He gets more and more people to join it seems. Well, there is much to see. Well be seeing you around I hope.

I just don't get why ANYONE would buy a wall for a stall that has a big gap in it!!!! I see it everywhere. Once at Burger King, I couldn't hold it. So here I was, sittin', and some kid came up to the door, pulled on it, saw that it was locked, and stuck his head up to the gap and looked in!!!!! He was touching the stall with his forehead!!! All I can imagine, is that he had his hands on either side and was hugging the wall to get a better look. Sure he was 8 or so, but what the hell, dumb ass kid, it's locked, so yea..... someone is in here. I swear, If it wasn't for my built in sensor, Id tell way too many people off. But why..... why build walls with gaps, and why are all these companies buying them. It makes NO sense! Why don't they just have a row of toilets in a circle, facing each other, with no walls..... with a coffee table in the center, but real low so you can totally see each other. Were half way there already.

" BLING " OK its not a phrase, but it should have died long ago. I even see it on Cartoon Network now on commercials for kids toys.

Look. perversion literally means to twist that which is pure. Even in the slightest, you'd be called alittle perverted. And as for the rape foreplay, That is normal. It's fun to play around. And I too have been deemed very sexual. Mmmm cosplay. I'm thinking Princess Leigha, I do have a Darth Vader mask, It doesn't fit my big noggin' too well though. Or maybe Felecia. Minus the paws though.... I'm not THAT perverted......

6' 3' - 225 lbs I hold it well. I just need to trim up. Eating 13 Cheetos at once doesn't help.

I always joke with EM and tell her I'm going to pee on her when were in the shower. Speaking of defecating. In my old apartment, the system backed up, so when I went to take a shower, there was chili looking water in my bath about 8 inches deep. I had to take a shower at my friends house. As for going in a public bathroom.... I don't like to. Because usually, the seats are messed up, or someone got explosive. I usually inspect for the best one. But what I really cant stand, is when you go to Dennys, or wherever, they have like a big gap between the door and the frame. I remember once, while sitting, some guys came in to wash their hands. I looked right out the crack, which is at a distance, (with fluorescent lights above me, so I was well illuminated) And dude looked right at me, and stared. Since I was at a distance, (like those handy capped stalls) he could see alot of me. I almost yelled at him, WTF!!! but he looked away... Weirdos....

Oh-man great stories guys. Wizard, that Is an original story man. I've never heard of anything like that. Thats great... And the fact that you were like , just flock it, Priceless. You said you had more stories, so id like to hear some when you have a chance. I figured this would be a great thread, because everyone seems to have unexplained things happen.

I understand that... I tried to look for it, but no luck. I cant remember the name of the show I saw it on, that might help narrow down the search. As for blind searching the keywords I know... ugh. But It was way to smooth and fast for any type of fooling around. It was more likely a UAV or something, rather than a hoax. I went through the possibilities so many times, it just didn't add up. I did once see 3 military helicopters fly in formation real low just over my house once, so that leads me to think that there was some kind of base relatively near by. And I lived out in the boonies. Dude, BFE was closer to civilization than I was. I understand field testing in remote areas, but why would they risk flying over a rural area? Were they looking for something? A UAV. That might explain why I didn't hear anything. But what of the strange light on my fridge. I don't think it was a coincidence. Hey cool. Have you ever heard of ball lightning? I wonder if that was what it was. Ball Lightning has not been caught on tape as far as I know. Ok i just checked, and there all B.S.. But it is scientifically recognized. Who knows... But many sitings have been reported. They have been reported disappearing without a sound. And when I see things on Discovery, like MEGA lightning, that is as tall as 18 Mount Everests, and look at some of the things Tesla had done. I think Ball Lightning could happen. But as for what you saw... who knows. Sounds cool though, All I saw was the effects of things, not the actual happening........

In 1999, I was living in North Carolina, somewhere out in the middle of no-where. I had a house, and was living by myself at the time. I used to sleep in the living room every night. Id watch TV and drift off to sleep on the couch and not bother going to the bed. Well one night, like usual, I was staring at the wall, the one parallel to my front door. It of course was night, around 1 in the morning or something like that. Well, I saw a light, pan across my wall. I was laying there, wondering what it was. Car... no, Semi... no....NO... It couldn't have been a semi, I didn't hear a sound. You see, being that I lived in the middle of no-where, night time was really really quiet. And very dark too. I got up and looked out my front window. As I looked at my front yard, I realized more and more, that it could not have possibly been a vehicle. My front yard was kinda short, about 20 feet or so to my porch, from the road. And my yard had a major incline in the front. My porch was a good 10 feet above the level of the road. On top of that, just across the street, was a big ditch, at the edge of the road. It was a steep 6 feet or so, so it was kinda big, no room for a big truck really, unless it pulled up into my yard. But if it did pull up into my yard.... The angle of the lights were WAY off. They came in just above parallel to 0 degrees. Meaning The light source was a good 15 feet, IF it came from the road area. Too tall for a rig...... And if the rig pulled into my yard, the angle of the lights would have been different. The more I thought about it, the more it didn't make sense. On top of all of this, there was the light itself. You have seen headlights, and a flashlight. Ever notice how the light is never uniform. There are bright and dim areas, and they usually make a circular pattern, from the reflective piece that surrounds the light bulb. Then you have florescent light, its uniform, but its a soft light, the shadows you make are faded. The light I saw, was very uniform, like it was florescent, but it was a hard light, you can see the sharpness of the shadows. It was like it was some mega LED. It wasn't a typical halogen you see in cars and such, they have a blueish color. This light was pure white, not a yellowish color you see from a typical car, or a street lamp. The only thing I can say to explain how it looked, was like a giant, high powered LED. Also, the area it must have crossed, to pan across my wall the way it did, had to be longer than my house, 55~ feet i guess. And with the light source facing one direction the whole time, Considering it was a directional light, not something that illuminated 360 degrees. I had nothing conventional to explain it. So I said the hell with it and laid back down. I thought about all of that, and started to get sleepy again. And just as I stopped thinking about it, and started drifting, I happened to look up toward the kitchen. There on the side my refrigerator, was this strange light. I laid there and looked at it transfixed. It must have been more than a minute. I have no idea how long it was, but I remember trying to figure out what was making that light. Well I musta been real sleepy, because I should have gotten up right when I saw it. It looked crazy. Ever notice the refractment of sunlight on the bottom of a pool? Well it looked like that, but much tighter, more compact. AND it was in prismatic color. The thing that got me up, It had just hit me, the only outside light source, was not in the line of sight. I got up and stood right where the light appeared. I looked over and sure as hell, there was a wall in the way. I originally thought that the light was coming through the laundry room window. When I remembered that there was a roll up curtain, made of vinyl. It made a good seal, it didn't let light in around the edges. And even if it did, it wasn't in the line of sight. So there we have it, First a crazy spot light looking light, then some crazy refractment looking prism pattern, That was kinda dancing in place on my fridge. Both without any reasonable explanation. The next morning, as I left for work, I examined the front yard. If it was a rig, it should have made some indentions, as my soil was quite soft. But there was none. I just couldn't find any explanation. About 2 or 3 weeks later, I was watching some show that plays stuff caught on tape. I don't think it was Max X or anything, I cant remember. Well they always played videos, and to my surprise, they had some footage from a gas station surveillance camera, of this light sweeping through the parking lot. The location of the place, was EXTREMELY close to where I lived. I lived near the Tri city area, You know, Greensboro NC area. It was exactly as I explained, a low to the ground light. It looked like it was, perhaps 30 feet up on this tape though. You could tell due to the speed, and angle of the shadows coming off the poles that hold up the roof over the pumps. But the light, it was just as I explained. They said they couldn't explain it, and no one knows what it was. But it was the same thing that disturbed me a few weeks prior.... I'm certain of it. It just has no explanation, or at least one that "normal" Now as you may of noticed from my previous posts, and this one, I go on and on. It's just how my mind works. I pay attention to the fine details. And as you can see, I went over so many little details, and thought about this rationally. I ruled out anything conventional. No sound. Impossible angle for a vehicle, much less the area of affect. The sheer mechanics of the sweeping light in general, were mulled over again and again. Then I have the prismatic refracting dancing light.... which denies me any practical explanation as well. I keep up with science the best I can, And I'm sure that my house was void of anything coming even close to being able to create the affect. Or so I'll call it. But none the less, there was an obstruction in the field of view, unless somehow light was bending around the corner......... in that case, it would still be just as strange. But I won't even get into all of this one, I.E. since the wall was in the way, where was the light source???!!!??? But like I said, I thought this through, in more ways than I even posted here....... And all I can say is...... WTF....

Silence woman.......

Now were splitting hairs. Everyone is or has been and will be again.........perverted. Just plain and simple........ Where human, and we all stray away from morality or whatever, one way or another. So on and so forth. We just got to worry about the sickos that are out there.

True...... Anyway what about "see it all and save" or "Same day delivery!" Oh... I'm the only guy from the Orlando area seemingly. Here, take a look. Pretty much everything these two say, is spammed. This is an everyday occurrence if you watch TV here. And when they were new... they had like 3 hour blocks , no lie, where they just repeat what your about to see...... Pay attention to what the hell that lady is wearing!!!! It's like she stepped out of the early 90's from some hillbilly town. Link--> So maybe you don't think that counts, but ask anyone from around these parts!!!!!! Do you want to know the funny part? They toned it WAY down since before... Imagine that X4 or so. Yea...... Damn I hate that lady... get a haircut. O theres another one "Get a haircut" But I digress.

Hey Hey.... What I did isn't a talent!!! I'm just a well accomplished pig. Who hides his weight well. Could you guess I weigh 225 lbs? Well anyway, don't make me think of something to post here again so soon, I'd hate for this thread to turn into jackass..... I hate that show...... And yea, chubby ones need a limit. It should also say get off your ass and go play outside..... for fun to the max.

Oh man..... thats great. I should post that up on the quotes thread.

Yea I don't think its the best either, but it is damn good fun. As for the next gen systems, I have neither. Don't know what I would choose first. Comes down to who has what and who has the best info structure, or multiplayer community. I'll then have to calculate it up. I just hope PS3 gets their ball rolling. As for GTA 4, I'm not so excited.........

I'm not jumping into this one, nor am I an employee.... BUT... this is the "I'M NEW HERE " thread. Continue this conversation elsewhere.

See, that would be great Game Cop. I can fight. But I cannot flip or things like that very well. Not that fighting is the answer, but that would be great if you did some crazy maneuver, to confuse your opponent, and then lead in with a varying attack pattern, and finish with a flash kick or something from Ong Bok or the Protector. (I loved those movies). I'd love to see that on film..... Like I said, fighting is not the answer.... I know. Do you have a demo video? Not that you would post that....

I believe San Andreas is a superior title. The game opened up so much from the previous ones. 3 cities and alot of landscape. I loved riding my dirt bike up the mountain, and riding off, to bail and use a parachute. Or riding my bike off a skyscraper. Or using a harrier. Or a jetpack. Or a monster truck. The game was just fun. Plain and simple. I just wish there wasn't a garage bug. If you have max cars in every garage, some will disappear without warning. It sucks, because I spent so much time, driving all over the place, over and over, to outfit my hideouts with the coolest cars, with awesome paintjobs, and maxed nitros... Damn Rock Star for screwing with my cars.......

Thank you very much! And yea, I noticed I had more room too, thats what made me wonder, how many can I actually fit?? As for everyone else though. I'm sure some of you have something to post. Gryph said he will next week, but I'd like to see or read about something funny, strange, or whatever. I can't be the only one.

Hey, thats what I was going to say. Alright... "I'm too tired" You guys know what I'm talking about.... I'm kidding though, I never hear that. How about "Hot enough for you?" I hear that alot here in Florida. It's usually older guys so I cut them some slack.

Oh ... to laugh Now don't slack out on me guys, I expect to see some submissions of something, anything. Don't make me do something else crazy!!

This is why I like this forum. Sure it's for Emulation, But that is what brings everyone together, like mindedness, to a degree. Sure I'm most active in the lounge, but I gain so much info, on the emu pages, and lounge alike. From the News of Street Fighter 4, to the best retro P.C. games. I don't mind that this site has a more posts in the lounge, day to day. I kinda prefer it. It makes it more like a home, than an info board. I'm thinking of making it my homepage!

Level 1: Vodka Cazadores:: Tequila Calico Jack: Rum And my roommate had some Triple Sec laying around. We haven't re-supplied lately. Had some Captain Morgan and a few other I can't recall at the moment.

Ok. Last night, while on the forum here, Explosive Misanthropy, (while eating some Cheetos), asked me sarcastically, what more could I do with 13 Cheetos... Yea... fun to the max......... whatever. I always eat more than 1 serving of anything, and told her that I could stick 13 in my mouth. She didn't believe me. And I can say, I've never tried stuffing so many Cheetos in my mouth before, but I thought it possible. So we decided to tape me trying. We thought it was funny, so I decided to share it. Sorry, the video gets out of sync, O-well. - See the first reply by Gryph for the video. So, yea, it got alittle messy. A few crumbs of Cheetos flew out of my mouth there, but whatever. For those who didn't understand me, a small translation. "You didn't tell me nuttin' woman" "Still you deny me?" "I'm not" ok, I don't know what I said a couple of times. and then, "why am I doing this?" I decided not to make a thread about what you can do with 13 Cheetos, I don't think Id like to see some of the submissions... ... But if you want to submit something about Cheetos, go ahead. For instance, how many CAN you stuff in your mouth? O-man, what have I done?? So do you guys have anything funny / silly / stupid / weird to submit? Be it stories / pics / or videos? What did you do? Or what did they do? // html enabled by GameCop

What do we think? It's damn insane, an extreme version of perversion. What the hell is wrong with people.......