Heh... thats an offal lot of effort for some drumsticks... Perhaps you should train them to fetch beer! Less of a mess. I'm good at fetching more than beer, I can make mixed drinks! I'm trained! but can you cook a steak. I can cook and whatever else is needed, I'm a GF/Mom/Wife/Chef/Bartender/Janitor/Bouncer/Secretary/Soldier/Nurse and a student....All of which make no money I only home cook meals cause bought food tastes weird. Ok.... You are a prime candidate for cloning. We need more of you. All of that is amazing... but what seals the deal... is the soldier part on top of it all. "My (Mom / Girl) can kick your (Mom's / Girls's) ass!" Oh I was wrong about one thing, Soldier me does make money. Just not much, but they do pay for my college!!