Salorskin

Shadowplay by Joy Division

YEAH DUDE! Yeah. And we didn't get carded tonight which was pretty awesome. My cousin got buzzed, and though I had to pay extra for him the best I could say is that he stayed out of trouble.

He actually tried saying this tonight while Colby and I completely agreed that it was extremely lame. No girl in their right mind would find it interesting, they'd just think it totally absurd and beyond hilarious and would begin spreading it around the spot causing a mass cock-block of our entire group. Its more of something you'd hear at a convention that's welcoming of such self determined incredibly geeky nicknames. Such things aren't of acceptance in that type of crowd and honestly creates the mystery of whether or not the person in question still lives in their parents basement and is nearly thirty-two... That is pretty terrible, dude... my advice: grow some balls! Being turned down is not as scary as you think, and the worst anyone could say is, "Get the flock away from me you freak!" Usually girls that aren't interested just say, "I have a boyfriend, sorry..."

It's a bit extreme but I think the stepson deserved it... fkucing Texas, dude.

I think they're trying to keep it really hush hush you know?

It seems as though New York is being attacked by something, the military gets involved, and the characters are video taping everything via digital camera. That's what I got out of the preview at least, there's nothing online about it so far.

I highly doubt that's going to happen. A label like Def Jam no longer cares about the fans, it's about the money - kinda like that comic book to movie talk we had earlier.

Have you watched any of the previews?

Narcissist is an understatement.

Ooohhh another song just came on Street Hassle by Lou Reed AMAZING

A Hole In The World by Thursday

So, we were at this club tonight and Sagorski (Fatal Rose) was drunk as all hell... anyways, our friend Colby and I were standing in line to get drinks and the guy comes behind us and starts saying "WHOSE GONNA BUY THE FATAL ROSE A DRIIIIINNNNKKK" in front of basically a million hot chicks. Seriously, I've never felt so embarrassed in my life. If there was ever a moment I wanted to kill myself, that was the moment. I tried my hardest to pretend I didn't know him, but then the guy grabs our shoulders and starts calling us by name. -"I am the fatal one though and I'd like a drink so I'll be done for the night." Yeah, pretty good at killing off the potential of any game we had. Luckily we ended up dancing with girls anyways tonight. Anyone else have embarrassing stories?

The enemy AI and the team AI was crap. Ahh. I actually noticed that about the enemy AI. The game didn't appeal to me much.

My cousin Raul has a character in Tekken now! Anyways, I see this giving fat people confidence to learn to actually fight. Boy, will they be surprised when they start losing weight and never become the lethal weapon that is Bob.

I was expecting something BA, too...

It becomes comparable to seeing a small picture of say Mona Lisa to the actual thing... for serious.

Ok so you're saying I can go out with girls 15 and older then? Depends on whether or not dating someone of that age is against the law. According to the equation I could date someone that's 17.5, but usually I round it up so 17 becomes 18. How old are you?

Usually the creepy level is determined by the following equation: your age divided by two plus seven

My cousin and brother in law beat that game... I guess the end was pretty okay. They loved the game pretty much and had mentioned it being hard as hell to beat. By the AI being stupid do you mean it wouldn't help out when you were dying?

You would cum on your minions?

You're thinking Napoleon Dynamite, Raper man. No wait, I didn't even find it mildly entertaining to watch... but yeah, I hate how people are all up on that crap. I'm glad Grandma's Boy didn't get so many cock-jocks.

The last time I measured my cock I was in middle school. I was on the phone with a girl.

Last movie I saw was Grandma's Boy

so wtf is this,what sites are you visitng these days fatal? That's a picture I took a few months ago.

Maybe they were just trying to prove that a nugget is really part of the chicken.