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Agozer

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  1. Where did you dig up this info? I'd really like to see Half-Life made into a movie.
  2. That's a good idea. I can't stand playing FPS games with a dinky controller. I feel like such a traitor. Yeah, makes me feel all dirty. Get yourself a PS2 and hook your USB keyboard and mouse to it.
  3. Oh man! I completely forgot about his no talking rule by Valve. I bet he'll mime and gesture his way through the movie. He'll have to communicate in the entire through the game of Charades. Father Gregory: Gordon, what's wrong!? Gordon: *shows three fingers* Father Gregory: Ok, 3 words. Gordon: *moves his hand way above him* Father Gregory: Tall, no...big! Yes! Big! Gordon: *striding motion* Father Gregory: Walking...no. Striding, striding?! Yes. STRIDER! Gordon: *hands at pelvis with his face in grotesque contortion then becomes very relaxed and satisfied* Father Gregory: Orgasming! Ejaculation! CUMMING! Oh!! COMING! BIG STRIDER COMING!! AAAAAH YOU MUTE SON OF A biatch! Bhahahahahah...Nice one G.
  4. I've never played WarCraft 1, but WC2 was just awesome + Command & Conquer.
  5. The Virtua Fighter in question, if i is Final Tuned or Virtua Fighter Network, and I just know that Fatal will go bonkers. I tried to tell him that FT would appear on the Bill-BOX, but I'm not sure if he believed me or not. Anyway, I'm not going to cry since I've got VF4: Evolution and that is enough.
  6. How many times has J-Ho gotten married and then almost instantly divorced? I mean come on, that woman has some serious issues in she can't keep a marriage going.
  7. You are correct, Sir. I was just wondering what -VIOLENCE- might vote.
  8. I am no dudette, therefore I am a dude. *Wonders when -VIOLENCE- might post*
  9. No, he didn't. Read more carefully.
  10. I access the EDK network using Shareaza and the download queues for EDK are ridiculously long. Give me BT and Gnutella anyday. I agree. The Gnutella2 network and BitTorrent go past eDonkey anyday. Besides, most of the eDonkey servers are usually kept by germans, which is enough to scare any sane person off.
  11. ps2 too slow? because of the hardware specs? Yes. It takes roughly 10 times the processor power of the original system to emulate it at full speed.
  12. I'd say Windows, but since all the binaries are updated almost at the same time, the could be a DOS port too....but james knows this stuff better than me.
  13. Yeah, I like both Red Faction games. The first is better and the second, because the second is *quite* hard with the respawning enemies and the downright nastiness of the later levels. Rail Driver owns.
  14. Skythe: I agree with BMX XXX, Dead to Rights and All Tomb Raiders. Especially BMX XXX, since the whole gameplay felt like it was put together by a quadraplegic and the XXX stuff wasn't even worth it. Sold primarily to horny teenagers.
  15. There are some emulators for the PS2, but for Neo-Geo it's too slow....that's why X-BOX is always better when emulating stuff. Check http://www.zophar.net for some lists.
  16. Can I drink with you then? It's kinda pointless drinking alone.
  17. 93...Quite a respectful age. One of the few presidents that had a reference (sort of) in a video game. There are a few US presidents that I thyink did a good job...Reagan and Kennedy. Anyway, R.I.P.
  18. Some would say: "The world would be much better without weapons"...but this is tree-hugging hippie talk, and is at fault. How would we eat?
  19. You can set the upload speed limit in most BitTorrent clients. The download speed itself is based on available Seeds and Leechers.
  20. 1. We need more cows here. 2. Welcome 3. Moo
  21. I've noticed that rich kids are show-offs and don't like sharing stuff with their "friends".
  22. "Oh I'm sorry, my finger slipped...oh damn you got hit by an ultrasonic uranium slug."
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