- Sense of humor. Must enjoy Seinfeld, George Carlin, most other stand up comedy. edgy humor, must not be easily disgusted with semen jokes, and must be able to make fun of people on command. - Intelligent. Must be well read on most topics and be able to carry a conversation/debate concerning many topics. - Professional minded. Someone who is going somewhere in life. Preferably one on a path to being a lawyer, physician, engineer, or scientist/professor. - Farily liberal, both socially and politically. - Must have good taste in movies, music, books, art, etc. - Must be able to put up with my nerdy habits and nerdy friends. Now to mention the physical traits. (Just imagine Jessica Alba) - Brunette - Brown eyes - No more than 5'7" - B-C cup. - Medium gluteus maximus. - Nice legs. - Body must be proportional. - Fit but not overly musculur. - DSL. - Fully shaved legs always and also shaved down there. - +- 1 my age