Because he always wanted to be like me, but haven't quite gotten to the same level of greatness. One day I will be as great, even greater, than Agozer and then rule the world. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! Why are you picking on me about my post count? Agozer joined a day before me and has over 1000 posts more. But yes, a combination of boredom and not wanting to work has contributed to my massive posting.