Gryph

What qualifies as a legendary member? I think Premium Members with over 1000 posts should be given a new title, Loser Members.

Have you gotten used to that stick yet or does it still feel weird?

I wish I could drive manual...

I don't care enough to fire wall my computer.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Nice car you getting, Force. I've never heard of that one here in the US.

Not bad not bad. But I'm not really into all that depressing "look at her eyes" kind of stuff. But from a strictly artist point of view, it's good.

Once you finish and send in a work unit, your name should pop up.

Mainly humor books like George Carlin, Dennis Miller, Steve Martin, Al Franken. Also books on current politics like the one I'm reading now. Also a mixture of the two like Al Franken and other political satirists. I'm not too much into history, I mean I read history text books but not too many books. I just finished reading "The Double Helix" again which is good. I'm mostly into non fiction because I like to learn stuff. And the fiction that I read is mainly classical stuff like Twain, Dickens, Wells. The only sci fi stuff that I really enjoy is Wells, Asimov, and Bradbury (well he's not really sci fi). I haven't read anything by Asimov since 8th grade though. I hate Shakespere. I've actually never fully read a book for any of my classes. I've read enough to get by on the quizes, tests, and essays. My next phase will be late 19th-early to mid 20th century authors like Hemingway, Walker Percy, Kurt Vonnegut, and the like. I actually don't like to read but I have to keep my mind sharp and my reading comprehension skills tip top.

Here are a few: ----- What's the difference between a woman and a volcano? - A volcano doesn't fake eruptions. ----- Hear about the woman who was so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped her mother. ----- Did you hear about the girl who had tits on her back? - She was ugly to look at, but a whole lot of fun to dance with. ----- Why do women have two sets of lips? - So they can piss and moan at the same time. ----- Why's the new contraceptive sponge such a great idea? - Because after sex your wife can get up and wash the dishes. ----- A soldier in Vietnam walked into a whorehouse in Saigon, went up to the madam, and asked, "Do Oriental women really have horizontal ones?" "Why?" asked the madam. "Are you a harmonica player?" ------ That's enough for now.

Why did the pervert cross the road? - Because he was looking for a chicken.

I'm a sucker for corny jokes, so here are two. ------ What do you call a missing parrot? - A polygon. ------ What is Beethoven doing now? - Decomposing.

But what about your deal with X Arcade? Aren't you going to support yourself. But I'm still wary of getting a joystick. My Sidewinder treats me great, but I would like a more arcade like experience. Aaah! So much confusion. I just might get the one that garage got and replace the stick with a competition stick from Happs.

Only if u join us. /me removes pants and invites Fatal Rose since he's not getting any from Ms. Mom

Nirvana - Nirvana (their latest compilation)

I think random guy and nyuuka should smoke a peace pipe and embrace and then fornicate.

Does anyone know of those videos have been posted on any fan sites? Or do I still have to wait in like at Fileplanet? And yes, Anti, insane smileys like that crazy. There needs to be a cap on how many smileys your post can have proportional to how much you write.

Or else you'll completely 0wn him next time.

I must say that Mary looks quite fetching in her new picture. And Anti, I think Young Geese can be seen in the vids.

Random guy vs. Nyuuka... Round 1...FIGHT!! I'll be the commentator since I am a veteran of a battle with Nyuuka.

San Fran eh? Awesome. Just don't get taken by the dark side (homosexuality )

-Most KOF soundtracks. -Garou is very good. -Any Street Fighter -the Unreal games have good music

I just got my hands on the new book by former Nixon counsel John Dean, "Worse than Watergate." It's about how this Bush administration is more secretive than the Nixon administration. I just got it yesterday so I haven't had a chance to read much. I'll hit you guys up on a review when I'm done. I suggest you also grab a copy and read it.

I'm not a huge fan of the ice cream...I'm going to eat brownies for dessert.

That's a tough situation because it has to be done in a perfect balance. They must contain the violence without doing an all out strike on the city. The rebel Ayatollah (forgot his name) has brought together two formally distant sects of Islam to fight against the Americans, which is quite a feat in itself.