Gryph

That's what I'm doing. Actually I'm waiting till I go to med school to start dating again. The chicks there will be smarter than the average college girl. You can call your self Dr. Love *70s love music* Watch out...there's a new doctor in town... And he's not afraid to OPER-ATE! *camera pans in very quickly to my face* It's Docta Love!!

And my thread about beastiality gets deleted...

I had a feeling you were from Oklahoma, but thanks for clearing that up for me. Man, I'd never guess you from Texas!

That's what I'm doing. Actually I'm waiting till I go to med school to start dating again. The chicks there will be smarter than the average college girl.

Tarting yourself up? Now that just sounds supremely gay! But yeah, I find nothing wrong in being conceited, metrosexuality, or tarting oneself up. Hell I would do that if I had the time, but school work right now is more important than looking good. I say, if you got it, flaunt it! Especially with girls. But if they don't have it, definitely DON'T flaunt it. Actually, just covered yourself up with bedsheets. I usually don't like to dress nice or anything because I feel so out of character. I only TART myself up when me and my friends go to a party to pick up shallow, worthless chicks. But for the real deal girls, I just lay back and become completely apathetic. You have no idea how well that's worked so far. I mean, I always thought and still think I'm ugly, but other people (girls mostly) tell me that I'm not and all I need is a little TARTING up. Anyway, back to screen names before everyone is like "OFF TOPIC YOU ASS!" I use my GryphonKlaw screen name on gaming places because it sounds menacing. I use my FreshyK screen name basically everywhere else with my friends. And Kosmo Kesslar is my latest one that I use with fellow Seinfeld-maniacs and close friends. Oh, and my real world nick name is Art. It comes from Art Vandalay. I sign all online forms that ask for my real name with Art Vandalay.

But then right after you tell him how to dress to get girls.

One day, my best friend and I were thinking of medieval sounding names. He came up with DungeonKey. I came up with GriffinClaw. But then I changed the spelling to GryphonKlaw because Gryphon looks cooler because of the Y and my first name starts with K. I have another screenname that I go by, and that's Freshy K. I got that one from a Dilbert comic strip where Dogbert interviews a rapper named Freshy Q. Our group was then called the Freshys and we all were Freshy "first letter of first name." And then I have a third one, and that's Kosmo Kesslar. Kesslar was the original name for Kramer, as heard in the pilot episode and later explained in the Betrayal episode. And Cosmo is Kramer's first name. And again, since my first name starts with K, I chose Kosmo Kesslar.

Hahahaha! One day this thread will discovered and people will worship me! Muahahahaha!

This is a dumb idea. Here's how to get girls: leave the computer, go outside, and there you have it.

Well what is current relationship with her? Do you work with her? Do you go to school with her? Is she in any of your classes? Do you think she's seen you before? I mean, it would be rather strange if some random 17 year old kid went up to a 21 year old girl and asked her out. You need a pretext, a reason to talk to her. And I like Plasticslug's plan.

Daft Punk's Around the World. 8 minutes of "around the world around the world around the world around the world"

And weeeeeeeeeeeee! There-was-this-guy-named-Frost-who-said-his-friend-emulated-CPS-3-weeeeeee! Oh my god this-guy-was-flamed-to-hell-and-hasn't-responded-yet! weeeeeeeeee! Gonads and strife would rule there You are hilarious, my friend. Thank you, thank you. I try my best. I thought of another corny song to put in. "Eye of the Tiger"

Where Are You In Hell? I Have Killed You Or Something? Your Lost In The Egypt Cause You're A Egyptian Mummy.You've Waken About 10,0000 Years Later So you are stating that you murdered him about 10,000 years ago, mummified him, and are still alive to witness his resurrection? Niiiiiiiiiiiceeeeeee... nice Ya I Killed Agozer 10,000 years Ago I will have my revenge! RAARRGGGHHHH! Then Get The Revenge Agozer You will be engulfed in my 16-bit purple breath and you turn into....Bob Dole. Oh wow...an impotent old guy with a paralyzed right arm. Khakee won't be able to ever gratify himself! Muahahahaha! Good move Agozer.

Over my dead body. This is just too fun to let it slip away into the bowels of page 2 and beyond. Well...this thread is already a 13-page giant....Frost where are you, come back. Oh well, who am I to ruin your fun? Gehehehehe. I am so evil.

Well is this any random chick? Or just a chick you don't know and have your eye on? Since you're in school, I don't think you can ask her out for a drink... Is she older than you? Younger?

Over my dead body. This is just too fun to let it slip away into the bowels of page 2 and beyond.

Sniping was just uber-cool in UT. That was the coolest looking, best sounding, most satisfying sniper rifle I've ever used in a game.

And weeeeeeeeeeeee! There-was-this-guy-named-Frost-who-said-his-friend-emulated-CPS-3-weeeeeee! Oh my god this-guy-was-flamed-to-hell-and-hasn't-responded-yet! weeeeeeeeee!

At The Drive In - Relationship of Command

Hmm...that's not very appealing. I'll get it anyway

Right Gryphon Claw How About Phantom. I haven't had a chance to read any Phantom comics. I only own a whole bunch of Chacha Chaudharys. But I've some Agniputra Abhay, but those suck.

Actually, the coolest superhero is Sabu from the Chacha Chaudhary comics. He's a friendly alien from Jupiter who is basically and oversized human with super strength. And he never wears a shirt, like a true man.

I know! I've been waiting for this Frost fellow to respond so I can dish out some more of my pent up rage. He's had to have come back by now to read this thread. This thread should stay alive forever! So far this is the only thread where we've gotten away with flaming the living crap out of some guy.

Limewire has long been dead to me. No special features, no nada. DC... eh... it really isn't a P2P program. It is kinda like mIRC, I think. Haven't had much experience with it, but Poisoned and Sputnix rape it then steal its money at the same time. GryphonKlaw... I believe Poisoned is OS X. Sorry. Sputnix is for X too. Download OS X, burn it, then upgrade to download some mores! Anon. flock! I can't upgrade it, it's a school computer!! And its also an old G4. This sucks!! I need to find one for OS 9.1. But do people still use Limewire? That's all that counts. I don't care about frills or anything like that, just some people to download stuff from.

Hahahahaha! Urkel is my hero! I hated Stephan Ur-kel (the smooth guy). They still play that show on UPN during the day, I think...