not a clerk but i had an interesting run in with a waiter and his manager once. i had just finished work and i went to this local resturant for some food... this is pretty much the dialouge: dumbass waiter: Good day sir can i take your order? me: yeah, i'd like a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and a side of french fries dumbass waiter: you mean freedom fries? me: i mean french fries dumbass waiter: they're called freedom fries me: french , freedom, i don't care i just want some fries dumbass waiter: well you do know they've been renamed right? (at this point i was getting really annoyed) me: i couldn't care less, just get me my fries. dumbass waiter: well you hafta call them by their name, they've been renamed to free... me cutting him off: look *i look at his name tag* Micheal (or whatever his name was i can't remember) how about i rename you DumbAss, now DumbAss go get me some fries. dumbass waiter: sir, you don't hafta be rude. me: you know what Dumbass, go get your flocking manager Dumbass (he runs off ) manager: Is their a problem sir? me: yes it seems your waiter decided to give me a lecture on what i should be calling my food. manager:I'm very sorry, i'll make sure he gets punished, now what was your order? me: a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and some french fries please. manager: you mean freedom fries? Me: Ah flock this place , I'm getting the flock outta here you flocking retards. *cue me calling the manager alot of expeltives on my way out* I did go to another resturant, which i had never tried, but found out they had better burgers and some reall tasty fries.