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veristic

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  1. veristic, the local liquor store owner.
  2. I'm surprised no one's said their SAT's yet.
  3. Had a few difficult Art History exams myself.
  4. Vanity is the only true sin.
  5. 5'8, 150-160
  6. That animal you encountered at the trampoline almost sounds like a Mountain Lion. And as for your response to my experience, I know what you mean. The random, involuntary spasms we have. I've had it myself a few times falling asleep in class where I make sudden movements making a loud noise in the process. Or kicking randomly in bed and it be a reasonable explanation. But what happened that night was on an extreme scale of force and i've never involuntarily kicked that hard in my life. Nor would any spasm weak or strong make my mattress itself lift up as high as it did.
  7. *laughs* A lot of people I knew as a kid have grown into bad scenes like you all are describing. I tended to avoid things like that in general. My greatest challenges lay in dealing with boredom more than anything.
  8. I also once a heard a woman's voice at night. But she didn't sound like she was coming from a Radio. This was in my old house that I moved out of about 3 years ago. The extra room we have that was my room on different occasions became a study room where my sister's computer was. I was up late installing windows xp on it for her and was waiting for it to finish so I put my head down. I t hink it was about 2am. Anyway I suddenly hear a woman laughing and nobody was home, nor any appliances on. I got up and walked peeked around but saw no one. Needless to say it kept me awake but I was still tired so I put my head down again. *laughs* My most haunting experience, though not necessarily scariest, was in that same room when I was about 14-15. About a decade ago. I was up late watching a special on Discovery channel about mythological creatures in modern times like Bigfoot etc. It was especially creepy for some reason. Especially the Bigfoot part of the show because one of the sightings told by a person spoke of how he was deep in the woods setting up cameras and the like for a long time trying to catch a picture, when out of the corner of his eye he saw what he thought to be a set of eyes staring at him through some undergrowth. And of course the show reenacted the scene and it was all very creepy with mood music and creepy narrative. The man was frightened and believed it was Bigfoot stalking him. In any event I went to sleep a little nervous getting into the show so I had some trouble sleeping but eventually I began to doze off, with the covers up to my eyeballs. Gradually fading away into a sleep, you can remember the moments just before falling asleep while you're not fully awake but not fully asleep... it feels a little dizzy and your body starts to feel heavy. At that moment just as I was about to crash... the front end of my mattress swung upwards and back down in less than a second. As if a person was standing there and lifted it with their strength and let go immediately. I got up terrified with my eyes wide open, turned the lights on and stood in the center of my room doing a full 360. Checked my bathroom, checked the next room, the kitches on the opposite end. I stood there for a while and went back to bed with the lights on.
  9. I find it funny cops are pigs when they were about to do something they weren't supposed to.
  10. How so? He's being sarcastic.
  11. *hears Jaws theme music*
  12. Brave man. Remember to print those exit blueprints from wherever you're meeting her.
  13. Are you having second thoughts yet, Fatal? *laughs*
  14. I'm willing to bet she's obese.
  15. That's bloody funny.
  16. *laughs* Juvenile. And no... i'm not calling you the rapper.
  17. *laughs* 15 year old talkin bout wanting a model.
  18. Hey when you gotta go, you gotta go. As long as they have toilet seat covers for disposal. I usually try and find the most remote bathroom to #2 in, like at school the highest floor of the cleaning building bathroom is usually the best place.
  19. I hope it's not all in an urban setting. I want to swing around some jungles and stuff.
  20. Yeah it's not a pretty sight. There's a documentary coming out soon called "Zoo" about a dude that was killed by his own horse he was raping. WHO SAYS ANIMALS DON'T HAVE FEELINGS!?! *laughs*
  21. If thats the case, I wont have to worry about what she thinks of my looks now would I? Don't try and use the random phone-call emergency to run off. That only works for women. So you'll be stuck with the she-beast all night.
  22. Man I love alcohol, i'll drink any hard liquor. Liquor ftw! Beer however... is nasty.
  23. There's a guy at my job who always flushes the latrine before he starts peeing into it and doesn't flush when he's finished. Kinda weird I think.
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