I agree w/these guys. Here's what I say: Not all women are the same. In fact, like the ones you described I have nothing to do with. Believe it or not, there are ACTUALLY some SANE chicks out there...and they're not all ugly either. Just be who you are. From what I get, you're attractive and you've got a great sense of humor. Don't be too analytical about things. Go out and have fun. Not the kind of fun of screwing everyone. But actual legit fun. Invite people over, have some drinks, play some games (video, board, cards etc.) Join some groups that strike an interest in you. Converse with people..get to know the person so they can do the same about you. An important note: Don't set your expectations too high. You'll never get perfection in an imperfect world. But most importantly, don't pretend to be something you're not. You'll only hurt yourself more.