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L.S.D

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  1. Lesson One: An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered: "Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson? To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. ---------------------------- Lesson Two: A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, " sighed the turkey, " but I haven't got the energy." "Well, why don't you nibble on some of my dropping?" replied the bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree. Management Lesson? Bull crap might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lesson Three: A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to >>> >realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Management Lesson? 1)Not everyone who craps on you is your enemy. 2)Not everyone who gets you out of crap is your friend. 3)And when you're in deep crap, it's best to keep your mouth shut! This ends your management course. The World is not dangerous because of those who do harm but because of those who look at it without doing anything. - Albert Einstein -
  2. Muahahaha!!! But i am sure girls dun smell like fishes. Wait! Some do! here's another one. A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a frying pan. "What was that for?" he asked. "That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name MaryLou written on it," she replied. > "Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained. "Oh honey, I'm sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation." > Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. > When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?" She replied "Your horse called."
  3. Once, there was a girl who had to go for a operation. Her boyfriend and her blood type were in the same group... so he donated his blood so that she can continue with the operation... After some time, the 2 of them starts to have miscommunication and so as the days went by, the love between them starts to diminish. And one day, the girlfriend asked for a breakup... so the guy was very angry and he retorted by saying "I WANT my blood BAck~!!!" Hence the girl went in of the toilet and came out, threw at him a bloody kotex pad and said "i'll pay u in monthly installments..."
  4. heh, sorry Just too bored with my work right now......
  5. LOL Come to think of it, what you describe is true!
  6. One of the men with guns shout at the newbie, " How did YOU do that? Why you destroy everything huh?!?" With that, he shoot at both of newbie;s knees, making him kneel down. "Hehehe, beg for your life, buddy-boy!" All the men give out maniacal laugh, and proceed to put a bullet to evey limb the newbie has. But they are being careful not to kill him as they still want to have some sadistic fun with him. EDIT : ANd Shiba is not around to be seen, making him either another sadistic torturer, who loves to watch people scream......or..................
  7. I found that some of the roms I have can be detected by Nebula but not by Kawaks. That's why I dun like Kawaks. Maybe I need to copy all the dat files from Nebula to Kawaks?
  8. Huh??!? Really?!? I didn't know that
  9. I am now into Eyeshield 21. it's about high school American football. Really make me interested in AMerican football which I used to think as the most boring sport ever invented by a American until I read this comic
  10. Hmmm....some people like to use MAME and then some like Kawaks. Never heard of someone liking to use Nebula (except me and if I remember correctly, the dumpers of SVC) Personally, I found using MAME tedious and Kawaks is hard to use since I dun know how to create a Dat file to play new games.
  11. He drink the potion and suddenly found himself getting bigger and bigger until he bring down the structure! Now a 30ft giant , he manages to escape!!! THE END! Muahahahaha, i kill this thread
  12. So, my understanding now is encrypted roms is the next best thing to the real game, but memory intensive? Nebula does support both encrypted and decrypted, is it? Doesn't that make Nebula the best emulator?
  13. Just bring back souvenirs for us
  14. Somehow, he found the strength to deliver a great Shoryuken to the scientist which rendered him unconscious. Proceed to strip the scientist, then tied him up with his own clothes.
  15. Hmmm.....then, what is the difference between encrypted and decrypted? I have KOF roms that is encrypted and decrypted and both roughly the same size. And which one is better? Thanks, James.
  16. Yeah, cool avatar. But i dun know the answer to your problem since i dun play N64 games on emulator I have the real console and still playing Goldeneye on hardest level Nothing beat the real controller
  17. Yesterday, K'Dash send me the rom for Garou MOTW Full set 77.2MB. I was just wandering what is the diff between 77.2MB rom and the 36.6MB rom. I have both so I can't see any difference. Same goes to Metal Slug 3. THe only other rom that come with 77.2MB. And is SVC full set also 77.2MB?
  18. Nerds need someone to beat them at their own games before they will idolise someone. So, they will only fall in love when the girl beat him in, let say, SF3 or something What a theory, eh?
  19. I hate my own photo. Hence, the usage of other photos as my avatar.
  20. Lava is hot!!!! And definitely I vote some girls a 9 or 10. There are a few good ones
  21. Thanks for the link, Magnis. I will try it tomorrow night since i will be away for a wedding dinner tonite
  22. Everything work fine today, so let just close the topic
  23. hmm.... i been getting that since morning. And i didn't download anything...except now. And I'm using broadband I thought it was another invasion by hackers
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