Cut them up and serve them. Hannibal style. I got written up once for safety hazard, work negligence and insubordination because I wore shorts and both my work trucks were dead as a door knob. My department head found me sitting at the shop waiting on the mechanic and though I was fvcking off. He found out cuz someone took a picture of me sitting in the shop and emailed it to my department head making it look like I was sleeping. Anywho. He refused to listen to what I had to say about why I can't go to work and put me on probation for 6 months (I finally got off of it on christmas day) which pissed me off for the fact that I didn't get evaluation during the summer time like I should have thus not getting my crappy yearly raise. So now I'm working at getting my next job, I'm currently waiting. I know I'm getting it just have to wait for the position to finally be open.