yeah, girls usually go for the simple "Hi".. other than: "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " "I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic" "I'm good at math, U+I=69" "I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK" "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..." "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy." "What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?" "Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you." "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?" "You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me." "You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?" "Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw." this is just humor pick up lines... =P