ok, there's these mexicans that have jumped the border and are now in the u.s and they're thirsty as hell. They happend to have 50¢ in u.s currency, then they see a coke machine that they've never seen before so they can't read what it says (60¢ a can btw)...so then this guy puts in this 50¢ and presses the regular coke button. Then he's wondering why it won't come out, then he looks at the part of the machine where it says how much more money he needs to put in and it says "dime" and he's thinking it says "dime"(pronounced 'dee-meh' which means "tell me" in spanish)...and he says "aahhh!!!! apenas me dice" (about time it tells me)..then he whispers at the machine..."quiero un a coca"(I want a coke) ach..its better in spanish