OverlordMondo

Lives are overrated. Extra lives...are another story.

Heh, no worries on firepower here. *Opens up his closet only to be buried in a pile of ammo*

Blast...I just found this... Anyway...what's GMail? Some kind of uber mail service?

I'm all for shooting people, too. Whether they bring up the bannings or not. Now shut up ya hippies. And give me any marijuana you might have on ya...

Yes you are right uncle funkle. Wow, he even knows Agozer's irl name.

Title: Cool Spot Genre: Platform Platform: Genesis, Snes, Gameboy, Game Gear, Sega Master System (Reviewed for SNES) Emulators: Probobly a crapload. First the story... Okay, moving on to gameplay. You jump around and collect little red spots. These spots raise your "Coolness Percentage". Once you're 30/60/90% cool (Depending on difficulty) you can free your clone by shooting his cage with these magic sparkly things you shoot from your hands. I guess cool people can do that. If you're cool enough at the end of the stage, you get to go to a bonus stage, and hop around on popping bubbles inside a giant 7up bottle. While collecting spots...you can also collect a "continue letter", which let you continue. Imagine that. The enemies can be real nasty, things like small hermit crabs, and mice, will often attack Spot. We learned why from the deep storyline. But if you're feeling unhealthy, just grab on of 7up's copyrighted bongs! The graphics are one of the only good things this game has going for it. Very smooth and well animated. Though the backgrounds could use some work. Half of the soundtrack sounds like it was pulled out of a hippie beach party. The other half is okay. Nothing memorable or significantly catchy though. The controls are simple, but it's often hard to jump correctly, jumping too little means you land on the spikes, jumping too much means you hit the ceiling and fall onto the spikes. Gameplay: 6/10 Graphics: 8/10 Sound: 6/10 Controls 7/10 Overall 6/10 D You should play this game if: You like flash games.

I once caught an XBOX thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. |___________________________________________________________| But I had to let it go before it crushed me.

But then, the only reason there are so many bugs in PC games is because of all the different variables that come into play. But modding is always fun. And again, yeah, if you're a real gamer, you shouldn't have to choose between one or the other!

I've posted reviews for 2 Shadowrun games.

Title: Shadowrun Genre: Action/Adventure/RPG Platform: Genesis Emulators: I used Gens. The Time: January 31, 2058 The Place: Seattle, UCAS Under the cover of darkness, a team of shadowrunners moves through the Salish-Sidhe wilderness. Without warning, they are ambushed by unkown forces. The massacre is over quickly, but is captured on tri-vid by one of the slain member's cyber eyes. The tri-vid was recovered and made national news. Michael, your brother, was the last to die. Spending your last Nuyen to go to Seattle, you vow to avenge your brother's death. Landing at Sea-Tac airport, you flag a cab to bring you to Michael's last credstick transaction. Stoker's Coffin Motel, located in the Redmond Barrens. You ask if you can see Michael's belongings that were left here. But it turn's out your bro never paid for his stay. Things like that happen when you're ambushed and killed. It's a hefty price of 250 Nuyen. Naturally, having spent all your money coming here, you're broke. He suggests running up to the Jump House and accepting some shadowruns from the Johnson there. (A Mr. Johnson is a Shadowrun contracter, he sets you up with runs so you get paid. The title is for anonymity) This one'll set you up with some easy runs for some quick cash. The run's he'll give you are mainly escort and courier missions. But sometimes he'll give you a ghoul hunt assignment, where you travel to the local ghoul house and bust up some zombies. Later on, from other Johnsons, you'll get paid for hacking into various sources, sneaking into one of the Megacorps and coming out with someone who wants out of the biz or some plans for their next big product, among other things. After you cough up the money you'll be handed a small plastic box containing Mike's belongings. First off is a letter... M--I don't trust our Johnson, and neither should you! His story just doesn't wash and you know it. I'm out on this one and I hope you are too. I'll wait for you at the Tarislar City Inn in Puyallup Barrens. You'll also find a wristband that calls a Medic if you die, who then ships you off to the local hospital and takes some of your money. Your first cyberdeck. Two photos. And, ironically, 500 Nuyen. And then you're free to explore. This game is based off of the pen and paper RPG Shadowrun, and is much more closely tied to it than it's previous incarnation on the SNES. The first notable difference between this game and the last is character generation... Okay, so it's not what we could've hoped. It's still better than "Jack of all Trades" from the previous game. You now get to choose from... A Street Samurai - Cybered up and ready to shoot crap A Decker - Master of Cyberspace A Gator Shaman - A magician who draws his magic from the Animal Totem Gator Also, development is much more advanced this time around. You can choose to install any cyberware you want, at a loss of essence. Essence is all but useless unless magic is invloved, at which point it becomes integral. Decking has also recieved a major improvment. Instead of walking around a grid, easily destorying any ice (a term for ICs, or intrusion countermeasures), you have actual combat with them, blasting them with lightning or healing as you see fit. You move around a much more complicated grid, true to the original game. You also have the option of attempting to hack in the old fashioned way, by using disguise programs. You're cyberdeck now comes with several choices of programs to use (thought it starts with only 4). It also now has actual stats, such as memory and power. Your magic now comes in several levels, you have the choice of the amount of force to apply, your stance, etc. Using powerful magic causes drain, which is basically stun damage. You now have two health bars, your stun bar, and your damage bar. Blunt weapons, magical drain, and some special guns cause stun damage. Blades, bullets, and magic will most often cause physical damage. Feedback from getting attacked in cyberspace will also cause damage, which type depends on the severity of the attack. Combat is much smoother. You move around normally, cycle through targets with one button, and shoot with another. Meaning you're not a sitting duck when trying to shoot anymore. The amount of freedom you get is excellent as well. You get to choose exactly when you want to go somewhere and do something, when you want to search for your brother, and when you want to wander around looking for unarmed citizens to shoot. The graphics have been improved, but still nothing great. Still a fair amount of palette swapping. Sometimes they don't even bother to do that. The sound is still excellent, though the midi synthesizing doesn't do it justice. Overall, this game is much more true to the original, and makes me proud to be a shadowrunner. Gameplay: 9/10 Grahpics: 8/10 Sound: 9/10 Control: 9/10 Overall: 9 A I give this game a chummer.

Wow, online ass grabbing festivals! I'm gonna go drink some hateraid.

Trust me I WANT TO SEE HIS PICS. Yeah, I guess you might, most people rather wouldn't. I don't know what to tell ya though.

The Genesis Shadowrun is a completely different game, I swear, and will prove it to you be reviewing it tonight. Or tommorrow. Edit: Gah, where'd my pics go...I'll fix that. Edit2: That's better.

What I Ment Was Can You Play A Pc On A Console Like What You With A Pc And A Tv Card. And If Your Broke, Do What I Do, LOANS! Or "Borrow" Some Money. Then Go To eBay I Saw One For $20 After Shipping And Handling, But My Dad Didnt Like It So He Said No On Buying it. Yeah, parents tend to suck sometimes.

Trust me, you don't want to see the pics. His face is completely covered with acne. He looks like a diseased cherry. That's the main reason I'm wondering if this is a hoax or not.

Game: Shadowrun Genre: Action/Adventure/RPG System: SNES Emulator: ZSNES, SNES9X The year is 2050... And the megaplexes are monsters casting long shadows... When you become a shadowrunner, that's where you live... in the cracks between giant corporate structures. The Megacorps are powerful in a time when power means information... ...computer information flowing in the global network known as the Matrix. Cut to a scene of you getting fragged... Followed by getting healed by a shapeshifting dog. And you'll be wondering what's going on, unfortunately, you've lost your memory. Oh, and also... That sets up the story for ya. After leaving the poor frightened morticians (now hiding in the closet), you come across someone who swears he saw you get geeked by those hitmen! He suggests you carry a firearm and runs off. Running after him you find him fragged by a large orc. You pick up his Beretta (he didn't specify where to get one...) and fire back. Walking to the end of the alley, you're confronted by a dog. (for those of you who don't play Shadowrun, it's a spirit). Yeah, freaky. After that you're left with no real clues as to what's going on or where to go. But not to worry, exploring will lead you into a few random gunfights. Shooting up gansters and hitmen gets you "Karma", which is used to further your character. Sadly, there aren't many options for character development. Enemies also drop money in the form of Nuyen. This can be used for a few vital things, like Cop Badges, or for more firepower. Again, the only reason to choose one gun over another is it's power, not many options. The real point to all this exploring is to find out who you are, and why someone hired hitmen to kill you. As you move along you'll find some old acquaintances, as well as some new characters. Later in the game you'll recieve the ability to use magic, by finding the components required and taking them to a certain person, you'll learn a new spell. Truthfully, I didn't use the offensive ones much, I stuck to my guns, but the defensive spells are always nice. You'll also be able to hack into computers once you get a Deck (A sort of portable PC/keyboard, needs a monitor to use), and also you'll need you're datajack fixed. Otherwise you won't be able to jack in to even the simplest networks. You'll be fighting all sorts of things, human or otherwise, as you progress through the game. It may be wise to hire some help, in the form of a Shadowrunner, if you don't want to get fragged by someone with bigger guns and more people than you. All these people and things you meet can sometimes be hard to recognize. There's a lot of pallette swapping going on. Though the spirtes themselves are pretty well made. The soundtrack is one of my favorites to date, though I still haven't found most of it in any tangible form. There's some hard-rockin beats and also some mellow eerie tunes, all of which appropriately fit the area you're sifting through. The controls can get on your nerves sometimes. You move around normally, but to shoot or examine things, you have to bring up a cursor to aim with. Leaving you locked in place while you push the cursor toward your target, who can often be moving around and firing like mad. Gamplay: 8/10 Graphics: 7/10 Sound: 10/10 Controls: 6/10 Overall: 7/10 C+ I give this game a

Just for further usage it's biased. Not baised.

Weird Al - Dare to be Stupid (This is no time for crying over spilled milk, now it's time for crying in your beer) For some reason this was included in a Transformers Movie OST...whatever.

Now, I know for a fact that there are some lame beetles walkin' around a forest somewhere. Look for them. Play as a wood elf, I think that's what started me off where the lame ass beetles were. And ask them what they were fighting when thet started. I'm sure it was some tiny little creature that you should've been able to step on.

I hope the kid DOES go Columbine on his parents. I'm putting them on the "David McNamara" list.

I have to admit, 1emulation.com is probably the last place I expected to get advice like this. Really? I think it's come up before, in the "Should I pork 'blank'" threads.

...don't think I'm not gonna try to find this guy. I'll find out if he's real or not. (Thought the picture is kind of unreal...)

That link owns, if things go well I'll have both the Transformers and Warcraft II osts. Chances are they won't and I'll have to look on Kazaa or something...but it'd be cool if it worked.

Our Target This is, by far, the most bigotted person I've EVER seen! He is anti-porn, anti-drug. He's against wearing jeans. He's against booze. He's against inter-racial marriage. He's against abortions. He's against birth control. How someone gets this flocked up by the age of 19 is beyond me. Not only that, but he's demanding harsher sentences for all of these. Sometimes even the death sentence! I mean, c'mon! He's against the theory of evolution. He's PRO police brutality! He's against tatooing! He supports a group whose sole purpose is to INVADE OUR PRIVACY! The worst part is he's actually going to run for governmental offices! I'm starting the new, Anti-Daved McNamara movement. And if you've seen this before, I hope you're just as pissed as me! Ugh...this is what christianity does to people...

Heh, who needs it to be legal? I remember playin' the Warcraft 3 Beta. I sucked so bad then...omg... I mean, I don't have to kill someone for it. Now, K', violence is NOT the answer. Oh wait...better double check that... Yes, it is. It can give you lots of things in a short period of time. Like a ruptured spleen. That's the way to think! You don't need your spleen anyway.