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OverlordMondo

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  1. It appears Laharl posts there. Interesting.
  2. Well the shape of water is...uh...water-shaped. Like a small puddle of water...
  3. The costume was great, the wearer was a fat ass whose male genetalia was showing a bit too well.
  4. Aren't most TV's japanese? Why would the shape of water on it be any different?
  5. She looks like an angel... I hate angels. She'd be better off as a zombie.
  6. Ghede finishes rummaging through Zyq's corpse. "Hehe, with yours I have 35..." *Items acquired| 35x?* "Now...what will be my next move..." Ghede ponders... *Outside the Guild, 2 newbies decide to ditch class* Thief1: Haha, we fooled them didn't we! Thief2: Yeah, I suppose, but what do we do now? We're broke... Thief1: Bah, we'll think of something. Thief1: Ha, see, look there, a big chest of gold lying suspiciously in the street! We lucked out! *Thief1 runs toward chest* Thief2: mutters to himself... "Maybe he shouldn't be ditching class..." Thief1: Eaagh! *Thief1 is snared in trap* Thief2: You idiot, I can't believe you fell for that. Thief1: Shut up and get me down! *Thief 2 frees student* Thief1: There, see? No harm done, and we got 2000 gold. Thief2: It could have been worse, pay more attention next time. Thief1: Yeah, yeah... *They continue on to town* *You notice a sparkling object lying the ground* Roger: Looks like they dropped something... *Roger acquires "Keycard"* *Back at the Guild...* Ghede: The Susita... Ghede (to intercom): Attention, would the students Mondo and Flyrin please report to the administrative office. *Ghede waits patiently...* Ghede: The flock are they... Ghede (paging secretary): You, uh...whoever you are, find Mondo and Flyrin. Secretary: Right away sir...um...where's Lord Zyq? Ghede: Who cares, that flesh bag was worth less than the guild's cafeteria food. Secretary: *Gulp* Um, I'll go find those students for you, sir. *Ghede waits patiently...again...the secretary returns* Secretary: They don't appear to be in class sir. Ghede: Typical of them...*sigh*...I'll find them myself. Secretary: Very well, my Leige. Ghede: *Grins**Thinks, "I'm really starting to like this..."* Ghede: I may not return for a while. Ghede:...Sylvia is in charge while I'm gone. Secretary: I'll notify her immediately, sir. Ghede: Give her my best regards... Ghede: Oh, and a couple of travellers might be headed this way. Make sure she knows of them. *Ghede takes a back road to town*
  7. I'd totally go for a card battle game! I should really find that one that was so popular...
  8. I suppose that would work. The main concern is that other players are forced to act in a method they'd rather not. We probobly won't have the same goal in mind...just remember that, and we should be fine. I'm gonna go kill chldren now.
  9. Learned about what? Uh...I've seen the forum since I joined the site, so I guess I've known about it for a while. But I don't actually know much about it.
  10. I'm pretty sure she's talking about Crabs.
  11. No, you're still a nerd. We're all nerds here! Run out into the streets and proudly proclaim, "I'm a nerd!"
  12. Huh? In what way shape or form does it look like they're talking about Hanz and Franz? Well, it doesn't to you. But the names looked familiar, and with my unreliable memory I associated "Hanzo" with "Hanz". Or so it appears.
  13. I don't think I've even played Doom 2 yet, much less Doom 3. But Doom 1 was great iirc. I intend to play them all eventually, in a gore-fest of undetermined time.
  14. Hehe, yay PK! *grins evilly* I'm not sure how we progress from here, but I like my evil plot twist thing. I was thinking that it might need to be continued elsewhere, where we can post faster...or something...that irc thing maybe. Oh, and also, my new stats...(They were never updated). ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Name: Ghede Class: Thief HP: 250/250 MP: 80/120 Weapons: I) Dual-wielded Assassin's Daggers 30-40x2 II) Blitz Bomb 80 Skills: I) Steal: 10 mp - Attempts to make what is others one's own. II) Backstab: 20 mp - Deal 3x damage on hit from behind III)Phase: 40 mp - Allows one to walk through solid objects. IV)Soul Body: 20 mp - Splits body in two to attack twice. Auras: I) Lucky!!!:Increases the chances for events to happen in ones favor. Items: I) Vial of Toxinsx2 II) Blitz Bombx4 Money: 1040000 Location: Maldi Current Status: Paralyzed for 10 minutes -----------------------------
  15. Are you talking about those "Pump You Up!" dudes again?
  16. Ghede awakens. Zyq: So you've come to your senses, I hope... Zyq glares at Ghede. Ghede: Yes, I think I do understand. Gold, speed, raw power...those are the things important in life. And it's my job as a thief to do whatever I can to get them. Zyq: Excellent so you finally under... ------------------Battle Start--------------------------- G=Ghede|Hp:250|MP:160|Dual Wielded Assasin's Daggers 30-40x2 Z=Zyq |HP:400|MP:50| Hidden Defense Magnum 120 (2 Bullets) Ghede uses Soul Body! Ghede1 uses Backstab! Ghede2 uses Backstab! 120X2 90X2 Zyq takes 420 damage! Zyq is eliminated! --------Battle Over, Ghede wins----------------- Zyq: You...traitor... Ghede: Call me what you will. Words from a man's corspe phase me not. *A message comes from the desks Intercom* Lackey: Sir we've found Lord Ghede's companions, but they seem to be resisting. Any further orders? Ghede: (Lord Ghede...yes, I like how that sounds...) Ghede: This is Lord Ghede. They're too powerful for you. Run, they'll be easier to defeat here. Lackey: Lord Ghede? Where is Zyq? Ghede: He's...nearby. I'll have someone clean him up later. Lackey: *Frightened* Right, Lord. We retreat and use the guild's superior defense and added men to defeat them. Nova Leader out. Ghede grins evilly... ----------------------------------------------------- Ryla: What are they doing? Roger: Stay on your toes, they're plotting something... They glance at the adventurers and dash off the path in opposite directions. Roger looks around, puzzled. Ryla: They don't seem to be attacking... Both lackeys dash out of the bushes steal the adventurers money and begin running toward the guild. Roger: Damnit! C'mon, they can't get away with this! The adventurers rush toward their doom...
  17. I prefer 2d, I don't see why everyone hates it. It's not hard to move at all. Using 3d controls is obviously easier, because you can turn around and run like a pansy quicker. But it's not in any way hard to use, I got it within a minute, and haven't had problems with it, or complained, since.
  18. Those graphics are awesome! I think real 3d ruined the market. It opened it up for lameass games that all the "normal" people buy, disbalancing the charts of sales and such. Of course Disgaea's sales were "bad"! It's not a sport/military/popular RPG title!
  19. 3D fighters, as a rule, suck ass. Okay, maybe I'm exaggerating, but 2D is still better.
  20. Ooh...mafia? Sorry that was me...I REALLY need to watch where I'm trying to breathe fire.
  21. Pshahahahahhaah! PWNED! ROFL. Someone here has a broken sarcasm detector. Yeah, I was wondering how long we could keep it going. I figured Gamecop would have said something, but maybe he hasn't been on.
  22. It's actually used to draw in males of all age, as long as they have a lower level of sophistication.
  23. Mindless Self Indulgence - Coccaine and Toupees (You've got it...You've got it...a toupee!)
  24. If you bandaged the rest of him he could be Agozer.
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