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Well all the ghosts and spirits I talk to tell me that after you die you have to fill out this long questionnaire and they match the appropriate afterlife to you.

 

Whatever you do, never answer yes to "Did you have anal sex?" or that will send you to Big Bubba's Log Cabin.

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Well all the ghosts and spirits I talk to tell me that after you die you have to fill out this long questionnaire and they match the appropriate afterlife to you.

 

Whatever you do, never answer yes to "Did you have anal sex?" or that will send you to Big Bubba's Log Cabin.

Hmm... I should watch out for that...I wouldn't want to make an error like that and get sodomized.

 

Anyway, I think we should get serious again.

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Well, to be honest - I don't have a problem with being just dead. I don't believe in any form of an afterlife. I think - even if it's hard to imagine - that there'll be cut and I be gone. I won't be revived as a cool sparkling spirit, i won't live again as an sexy kangaroo, i'm just dead.

 

I have no problem with that, because I try to use my time the best I can. I don't have to push away my fears by telling myself there's an afterlife or something. I think as long as you haven't just accepted that there's nothing following, you can't live your life the best you could.

 

Phew, quite hard to explain what I mean in english.

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Well, to be honest - I don't have a problem with being just dead. I don't believe in any form of an afterlife. I think - even if it's hard to imagine - that there'll be cut and I be gone. I won't be revived as a cool sparkling spirit, i won't live again as an sexy kangaroo, i'm just dead.

 

I have no problem with that, because I try to use my time the best I can. I don't have to push away my fears by telling myself there's an afterlife or something. I think as long as you haven't just accepted that there's nothing following, you can't live your life the best you could.

 

Phew, quite hard to explain what I mean in english.

 

Your English made perfect sense. Makes more sense then some others here. :P

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Well, to be honest - I don't have a problem with being just dead. I don't believe in any form of an afterlife. I think - even if it's hard to imagine - that there'll be cut and I be gone. I won't be revived as a cool sparkling spirit, i won't live again as an sexy kangaroo, i'm just dead.

 

I have no problem with that, because I try to use my time the best I can. I don't have to push away my fears by telling myself there's an afterlife or something. I think as long as you haven't just accepted that there's nothing following, you can't live your life the best you could.

 

Phew, quite hard to explain what I mean in english.

 

Your English made perfect sense. Makes more sense then some others here. :P

 

yes like me and ghosty altho ghosty just can't spell and me, well ESL is all i can say

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