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AndymaN theres no need to be hating or regulating

just because your jealous of my skillz on the M.I.C

I don't want to brag but yo mamma was all over my

shaft last night like it was candy. Now run back to your

I.R.C before I biatch slap your redneck ass back to

last century!!!

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Man this thread is horrible, nothing but rhymin/

in real life you guys are actually just typin/

im like a mime, i can fake ya'll out/

we gonna be brawlin like its a final bout/

i get slapped with a trout on IRC/

but they just jealous because they can't be me/

I quit this rhymin game long ago/

keep this thread up with your mothafuxen flows!

<k`dash jam>Naaaaawwwwwwwwwwwo would be the time i'd talk this sheit down

Ay Ar Cee just a place to coo down

We like da mother fuccas just gettin' high

Just talkin', chillin', and the occasionallin trout slappin'

As this em cee brings these poor rhymes to style of the free

Imma break it to ya punk like Muhammad Ali

Movin', slidin', criss-crossin like I was Cassius

Dis thread is all about the freedom of the expression

Move along punk if ya know what I mean

You can't be seen like the shadow fox of stylin'

Lay this all down like the K-K-K burnin' crosses

Its all just typin in the end.

 

Kay to the Double-YU IZZAY YO.

 

 

</k`dash jam>

Alrite, thats gonna be a long time till I think of some random crap that works.

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The Force is serious,

and he gets furious and dilerious

and everybody's curious.

Wanna know where he's from and know who is he.

You don't know an damn thing, but he gets busy.

The entertainer, and hes now on the stage

and it dont matter if your in the ring or trapped in a cage.

What he looks like, you're all dying to see,

But guess what? Looks like a winner to me.

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Wrestling is poetry in motion

non stop action...the day time

drama show...they go blow for blow

the most electificing show...now stop

the hating and enjoy the jam packed

action....

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Why are you dissin foe?

can't stand this heat little ho?

my flows are eating you up like embers

everyone falls to the floor when you enter

its because you stink at what you do

watching the matrix and thinkin you know kung fu

eating your burgers and laughing away

i bet you can't get off your computer for more than a day

tryin to be tight and sayin nig

im tired of this, thanks for the sig.

niggah, joo been dissin about my thread

I ain't dissin ye f00 except with regrets

sheeit you don't knoe me dawg

i'm the killa from the west coast with a big saw

i'll slice and dice joo from side to side

in carnage and blood shreding during the night

sheeit don't critize me with words that ain't true fool

so you can just sit yo a$$ back down the stool

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Wrestling is poetry in motion

non stop action...the day time

drama show...they go blow for blow

the most electificing show...now stop

the hating and enjoy the jam packed

action....

wrestling is aight but it's still fake

even getting whacked in the stomach from a damn rake

the sheeit is fake so bad that it needs a better remake

all I know is, sometime is gay

thats why I watch it during my boring day

man, I felt bad for da fans that actually pay

to watch this crap which they think it's great

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Wrestling is poetry in motion

non stop action...the day time

drama show...they go blow for blow

the most electificing show...now stop

the hating and enjoy the jam packed

action....

wrestling is aight but it's still fake

even getting whacked in the stomach from a damn rake

the sheeit is fake so bad that it needs a better remake

all I know is, sometime is gay

thats why I watch it during my boring day

man, I felt bad for da fans that actually pay

to watch this crap which they think it's great

 

OOO Yeah, cuz it'z over

the stuner is bummer

when your ass gets run over by a hummer

or hit in the face with a bit of wood

or a thumb tack, eiter was

 

TAKE ALL OF YALLS ASSES BACK TO COMPTIN

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Now this is the part where the rap breaks down

it's real intense no one makes a sound

Everything looks like it's 8 Mile now

The beat comes back and everybody lose themselves

A step back to reality

Look it's B.Rabbit

You signed me up to battle

I'm a grown man

Duba duba duba duba duba duba

I don't have any lines to go right here so

Duba duba duba duba fellas what? fellas what?

Grab you left nut, make the right one jealous what?

Black girls

White girls

Skinny girls

Fat girls

Tall girls

Small girls

I'm calling all girls

Everyone report to the dance floor

It's your chance for a little romance whore

Butt squeezin it's the season

Just go aah aah aah aah

so appeasing

 

Now I'm gonna make you dance

Get your chance

Yeah boy shake that ass,

Oops i mean girl girl girl girl

Girl you know you're my world

Alright now lose it

Aah aah aah aah aah

Just lose it

Aah aah aah aah aah

Go crazy

Aah aah aah aah aah

Oh baby

Aah aah

Oh baby baby aah aah

 

Mmmmm touch my body

Mmmmm touch my body

Ooh boy just touch my body

I mean girl just touch my body

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