Gryph Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 (edited) Mortal Kombat!! Anyways, gryph are you playing with our heads?!<{POST_SNAPBACK}> No, I really tore a woman's breast off. I was arrested and taken to court but my lawyers told me to plead insanity so I did and I got off. But my sentence was to go to intense therapy and anger management classes. The woman is fine I hear, they just stitched the tit right back on. Edited January 16, 2005 by GryphonKlaw
NeoMaster Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 Well this story now joins the lines with other freak tales such as the woman ripping off her husband's censor and another woman who ripped out both balls from her cheating lover.
emsley Posted January 16, 2005 Posted January 16, 2005 what a crock. And if it is real it would not suprise me.
Weirdy Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 who else here was suddenly reminded of Lorena Bobid (sp?)
Sybarite Paladin AxL Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 (edited) This is... FUKKING SICK!! I FEEL LIKE I WANNA PUKE NOW!!! flock HOW COULD HE BE SUCH A MORON AND JUST STAND THERE NOT PUNCHING HER OR SOMETHING, FUKKING MORON LOST A BALL IT'S HIS FAULT, IDIOT, HE SHOULD HAVE JUST FUKKED THE biatch AND GET IT OVER WITH, SHE'D BE THE ONE REGRETING AFTER THE HANGOVER... edit: GAMECOP REMOVE THE FUKKING WORD CENSOR.. Edited January 18, 2005 by axl
i l l m a t i c Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 what an amateur....*cough* Lorena Bobbit *cough* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt
Weirdy Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 what an amateur....*cough* Lorena Bobbit *cough* http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorena_Bobbitt<{POST_SNAPBACK}>I heard John Wayne Bobbit started doing porn after having his wang sewn back on
Bluestinger X Posted January 17, 2005 Author Posted January 17, 2005 bobbit cut her husbands censor off cause he was a womanizer... this one ripped her bfs ball off for the oposite reason... cause she wanted censor. which is funny cause its not like any guy is gona wana have sex with her after that lol. Anyways a joke comes to mind. theres the stoners driving down the road and Lorena Bobbit throws her husbands censor out the her window and it hits the stoners car. What does the one stoner say to the other? dude did u see the size of the dick on that bug. anyways atleast bobbits got his put back on and then became a porn star... this guy is gona only have one ball for the rest of his life.
Daeval Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 I'd say she owes him bigtime, but he didn't want any to begin with.
Lucandrake Posted January 17, 2005 Posted January 17, 2005 This story's are weird, gryph pulling off tits, 2 chicks ripping off balls, wtf!? Do all of you have the strength of superman or something?
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