Uwe Boll should stop making movies.

[Wizard]

Even his website thinks the same. Now discuss his monstrosities such of House of the Dead and how muched all his other work will/has suck(+ed).

 

Oh yeah, he pretty muched butchered Bloodryane. I saw a preview and god damn, first thing that came into my mind was. WHAT THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL DID YOU DO YOU BASTARD!!!111

[Gryph]

Well I haven't seen his movies but I've seen enough and heard enough to hate them and hate everyone who even somewhat enjoy his movies. It's because of those sorry flocks that he is still given projects to direct. He butchered up one of my great childhood memories, ALONE IN THE DARK!!!!

 

He's making the Far Cry movie and the first thing that came to my head when I read that was "Even Far Cry doesn't deserve this!"

 

I love "his site" though, it speaks the truth.

[Wizard]

I was crying when I saw Alone In The Dark. So much shattered dreams and hopes of the movie being actually good.

[PLasticSlug]

Even the screen shots for crying-out-loud look like $hit for alone in the dark...

 

http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/alone_in_the_dark/photos.php

[Inky]

I held no hope for any of these movies anyways........

[NeoMaster]

I never heard of this guy. He made BloodRyane the game?

Edited February 3, 2005 by NeoMaster

[Wizard]

I never heard of this guy. He made BloodRyane the game?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No, he's making the movie.

 

The movie right now. Looks like crap.

 

http://www.bereitsgesehen.de/tmr/specs/bloodraynetrailer.mpg

 

is the trailer.

[Agozer]

I really thought of making a similar thread when me and my friend basked Boll's lack of "talent" over in ICQ.

 

Seriously, FarCry? Alone in the Dark? (Tara Reid can't act, why doesn't she understand that) Hunter: The Reckoning? WTF is Boll thinking?

 

Furthermore, Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne? Where does Boll get his cast anyway?

Edited February 3, 2005 by Agozer

[NeoMaster]

I really thought of making a similar thread when me and my friend basked Boll's lack of "talent" over in ICQ.

 

Seriously, FarCry? Alone in the Dark? (Tara Reid can't act, why doesn't she understand that) Hunter: The Reckoning? WTF is Boll thinking?

 

Furthermore, Ben Kingsley in BloodRayne? Where does Boll get his cast anyway?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He picks names out of a hat. Unfortunately the hat consists of Razzie award winners.

Edited February 3, 2005 by NeoMaster

[Daeval]

Michelle Rodriguez is kind of hot, but I can't imagine that would make up for the tragedy that Bloodrayne looks to be. That said, I can't imagine anything based on that "franchise" being anything but trash with boobs. Ironically, the girl cast as the main character is rather ugly.

 

Interesting find at IMDB though, Michelle Rodriguez has done voices for a number of video games, including Resident Evil and Halo 2.

[Wizard]

She was whats her face in Halo 2. The capt's daughter i think.