Alpha Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 01. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 02. Making love in a twin bed is out of the question. 03. You keep more food than beer in the fridge. 04. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed. 05. You hear your favorite song in an elevator. 06. You watch the Weather Channel. 07. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up." 08. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14. 09. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up." 10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door won't turn down the stereo. 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you. 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore. 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up. 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers. 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt. 16. You take naps from noon to 6 PM! 17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one. 18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach. 19. If you're a gal, you go to the drug store for aspirins and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy tests. 20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff." 21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time. 22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again." 23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work. 24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar. 25. You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save your sorry old butt. I think I qualify a lot of these, how about you?
Gryph Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 None of them apply to me except for #23 to a certain extent.
Wizard Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 3, 6, 16, 23 apply to me. It's funny watching the weather channel. I just get random laughs when I watch it for some reason.
i l l m a t i c Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 just #16 for me, only because I work graveyard shifts...
Weirdy Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 a couple apply to me cause but I can't memmer which shouldn't that be a sign too?
Agozer Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 Some parts might apply to me, but not as is. The list is scary.
Inky Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 a few apply to me but this one hits close to home:24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.man we've been doing that for ever. me and my friends call it "pre-loading" you gotta get buzzed before you get there. lol
Madi Posted February 11, 2005 Posted February 11, 2005 my back hurts like hell sleeping anywhere.......i also recently have a huge craving for coffeei drink it like water........OMG LOOK A BIRD ON A TREE!
Lucandrake Posted February 12, 2005 Posted February 12, 2005 lol, im the only 14 year old without beer in the fridge. Well, at least miami, shity ass drunk town on friday and saturday night. Well, some of this apply to me, most of them don't to high extents.
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