Agozer Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 I don't really know any pickup lines worth saying... If a girl ever wander my way and for some unknown reason we start a conversation (which doesn't usually happen), I'd probably just say "Hi". I honestly woudn't know what to say next. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ritzi Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 yeah, girls usually go for the simple "Hi".. other than: "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " "I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic" "I'm good at math, U+I=69" "I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK" "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..." "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy." "What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?" "Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you." "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?" "You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me." "You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?" "Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw." this is just humor pick up lines... =P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 yeah, girls usually go for the simple "Hi".. other than: "Do you know what'd look good on you? Me. " "I'm bigger and better than the Titanic... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic" "I'm good at math, U+I=69" "I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together." "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK" "Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's." "Please help the homeless. Take me home with you..." "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy." "What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?" "Will you be my Xmas cracker? I'd really like to pull you." "Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?" "You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me." "You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?" "Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw." this is just humor pick up lines... =P<{POST_SNAPBACK}>ROFLMAO gg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Hahahah... Ritzi gets teh funnay award of the day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 "Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy."<{POST_SNAPBACK}> The funniest one. The rest are really funny too. I'm going to try them out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dooz Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 "I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement." I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weirdy Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 "I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement." I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>umm..ok, now that's just disturbing if you're gonna put a bad pick up at line at least let it be funny not sadistic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko_jacko Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 "I stuffed 30 kittens into a bag and covered them with cement in my basement." I don't know why it never works. My deodorant must not be working.<{POST_SNAPBACK}> Very, very sad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 Most girls have a soft spot for cats or dogs or both. It's not advisable to use the above pick-up line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturmvogel Posted February 14, 2005 Share Posted February 14, 2005 If I'm in a hurry....ummm...nice shoes wanna f***? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diso Posted February 15, 2005 Share Posted February 15, 2005 I say Hey and usually they answer back. I have some weird charm on me that makes me likeable to most people I meet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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