Chewing gum can "enhance breasts"

[Mag]

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"A chewing gum which the makers say can help enhance the size, shape and tone of the breasts has proved to be a big hit in Japan.

B2Up says its Bust-Up gum, when chewed three or four times a day, can also help improve circulation, reduce stress and fight ageing. "

 

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4361563.stm

 

This is something new

[Bob Jahovic]

What'll they think of next

 

[Wizard]

At least their right about the "reduce stress" part.

[Z-Neo]

  K`dash said:

At least their right about the "reduce stress" part.

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Actually, if you think about it, it would increase the stress on the skin around the breasts, and / or increase stress on the back having to hold up said enlarged breasts. Nonetheless, still rather inventive

[Gryph]

Great, now girls have more reason to chew gum. What an annoying habit.

[Diso]

Ehh. thats just weird. The reducing stress is prolly the only thing thats guaranteed.

 

I wonder what happens to the company when girls try it and they find that their breasts didn't get "enhanced".

[Weirdy]

I knew I shouldn't have chewed all that gum when I was a kid

[Chaotica]

lol.

 

"Hunnie, you looked stressed. Here, have some gum."

[Agozer]

Girls that chew gum look slutty, or then it's just a stereotype.

[NeoMaster]

I'm importing me a 100pk box now.

[Bob Jahovic]

  Disoblige said:

Ehh. thats just weird. The reducing stress is prolly the only thing thats guaranteed.

 

I wonder what happens to the company when girls try it and they find that their breasts didn't get "enhanced".

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I can see the retarded law suits now