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TEH FLOCKING CUSTOMER IZ ALWAYS RIGHT!

 

true dat so does that mean if i say the stores owns me money then they have to pay me ? lol jk

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not a clerk but i had an interesting run in with a waiter and his manager once.

 

i had just finished work and i went to this local resturant for some food...

 

this is pretty much the dialouge:

 

 

dumbass waiter: Good day sir can i take your order?

 

me: yeah, i'd like a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and a side of french fries

 

dumbass waiter: you mean freedom fries?

 

me: i mean french fries

 

dumbass waiter: they're called freedom fries

 

me: french , freedom, i don't care i just want some fries

 

dumbass waiter: well you do know they've been renamed right?

 

(at this point i was getting really annoyed)

 

me: i couldn't care less, just get me my fries.

 

dumbass waiter: well you hafta call them by their name, they've been renamed to free...

 

me cutting him off: look *i look at his name tag* Micheal (or whatever his name was i can't remember) how about i rename you DumbAss, now DumbAss go get me some fries.

 

dumbass waiter: sir, you don't hafta be rude.

 

me: you know what Dumbass, go get your flocking manager Dumbass

 

(he runs off )

 

manager: Is their a problem sir?

 

me: yes it seems your waiter decided to give me a lecture on what i should be calling my food.

 

manager:I'm very sorry, i'll make sure he gets punished, now what was your order?

 

me: a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and some french fries please.

 

manager: you mean freedom fries?

 

Me: Ah flock this place , I'm getting the flock outta here you flocking retards.

 

*cue me calling the manager alot of expeltives on my way out*

 

I did go to another resturant, which i had never tried, but found out they had better burgers and some reall tasty fries.

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not a clerk but i had an interesting run in with a waiter and his manager once.

 

i had just finished work  and i went to this local resturant for some food...

 

this is pretty much the dialouge:

 

 

dumbass waiter: Good day sir can i take your order?

 

me: yeah, i'd like a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and a side of french fries

 

dumbass waiter: you mean freedom fries?

 

me: i mean french fries

 

dumbass waiter: they're called freedom fries

 

me: french , freedom, i don't care i just want some fries

 

dumbass waiter: well you do know they've been renamed right?

 

(at this point i was getting really annoyed)

 

me: i couldn't care less, just get me my fries.

 

dumbass waiter: well you hafta call them by their name, they've been renamed to free...

 

me cutting him off: look *i look at his name tag* Micheal (or whatever his name was i can't remember) how about i rename you DumbAss, now DumbAss go get me some fries.

 

dumbass waiter: sir, you don't hafta be rude.

 

me: you know what Dumbass, go get your flocking manager Dumbass

 

(he runs off )

 

manager: Is their a problem sir?

 

me: yes it seems your waiter decided to give me a lecture on what i should be calling my food.

 

manager:I'm very sorry, i'll make sure he gets punished, now what was your order?

 

me: a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and some french fries please.

 

manager: you mean freedom fries?

 

Me: Ah flock this place , I'm getting the flock outta here you flocking retards.

 

*cue me calling the manager alot of expeltives on my way out*

 

I did go to another resturant, which i had never tried, but found out they had better burgers and some reall tasty fries.

 

Did this really happen?

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not a clerk but i had an interesting run in with a waiter and his manager once.

 

i had just finished work  and i went to this local resturant for some food...

 

this is pretty much the dialouge:

 

 

dumbass waiter: Good day sir can i take your order?

 

me: yeah, i'd like a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and a side of french fries

 

dumbass waiter: you mean freedom fries?

 

me: i mean french fries

 

dumbass waiter: they're called freedom fries

 

me: french , freedom, i don't care i just want some fries

 

dumbass waiter: well you do know they've been renamed right?

 

(at this point i was getting really annoyed)

 

me: i couldn't care less, just get me my fries.

 

dumbass waiter: well you hafta call them by their name, they've been renamed to free...

 

me cutting him off: look *i look at his name tag* Micheal (or whatever his name was i can't remember) how about i rename you DumbAss, now DumbAss go get me some fries.

 

dumbass waiter: sir, you don't hafta be rude.

 

me: you know what Dumbass, go get your flocking manager Dumbass

 

(he runs off )

 

manager: Is their a problem sir?

 

me: yes it seems your waiter decided to give me a lecture on what i should be calling my food.

 

manager:I'm very sorry, i'll make sure he gets punished, now what was your order?

 

me: a cherry coke, a double cheese burger and some french fries please.

 

manager: you mean freedom fries?

 

Me: Ah flock this place , I'm getting the flock outta here you flocking retards.

 

*cue me calling the manager alot of expeltives on my way out*

 

I did go to another resturant, which i had never tried, but found out they had better burgers and some reall tasty fries.

 

Did this really happen?

 

 

yep

 

except i think i called him dipshit instead of dumbass

i can't remember...

 

i also told the manager something about shoving his freedom fries up his ass.

 

it was a while back though, so i don't recall all the details.

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if it did happen then LOL what a dumbass anyway did u go back there ever since?

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How dare you not call them freedom fries! Our troops are not fighting and dying in Iraq and Afghanistan for you to call them French fries, FRENCHY! :):angry:

 

GO USA!

 

But seriously, that's just sad.

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