Alpha Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Found this on the Invision Board Costumer Support forums and found it hilarious. Maybe you can add something to the list? HARD-DISK Girls:She remembers everything, FOREVER. RAM Girls:She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS Girls:Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER Girls:She is good for nothing but at least she is fun! INTERNET Girls:Difficult to access. SERVER Girls:Always busy when you need her. MULTIMEDIA Girls:She makes horrible things look beautiful. CD-ROM Girls:She is always faster and faster. E-MAIL Girls:Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS Girls:Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, shecomes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aoshi Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 GPU girls:with her things look much better DOS girls:Just waiting for your command Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OverlordMondo Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Winzip girls:Come with a personalized travel case! Doesn't quite match up to the rest, but oh well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agozer Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Hahahaha - That was golden. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z-Neo Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 lol those are good Winzip girls could also be: girls who try to wear clothes that are 2 sizes too small to make them look skinnier...works/looks better on some girls than others. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gryph Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Wi-fi Girls:Been plugged into by countless number of strangers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wizard Posted April 30, 2005 Share Posted April 30, 2005 Wi-fi Girls:Been plugged into by countless number of strangers.<{POST_SNAPBACK}>Most without them even knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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